Guest Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Banned because cougars have nothing to do with what we're talking about. Â Â Â Â Â
MikeMetal Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Banned because they do have. The female cougars do.
Guest Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Banned because female cougars are the same as male cougars. And still don't have anything to do with the conversation.
MikeMetal Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Banned for making me shamefully copy pasting this. Mr President, you should know better.     Cougar  An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.  That cougar I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.   Â
Guest Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Banned because I know what you meant, I was being a smartass.
MikeMetal Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Banned for making me feel inferior to your presence. But hey everyone is, you're the president after all. Still don't forget WE are the who pay the taxes !
MikeMetal Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Banned for starting to become corrupt. Not even you can resist that.
MikeMetal Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Banned so you'll never get to be one anyway.
MikeMetal Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Banned for breaking the law. Sooner or later the long arm always catches you.
Guest Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Banned because I'll just come back as President of Earth.
MikeMetal Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Banned from the earth then. You can rule over Mars. The planet, not the god.
nonusnomeni Posted September 1, 2013 Author Posted September 1, 2013 banned on Mars to, just to Mr.P have some subject below
MikeMetal Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Banned so I can call it a day. Still no cuddles for you.
Guest Posted September 1, 2013 Posted September 1, 2013 Banned because I'm not a succubus, or part of a harem.
Guest Posted September 2, 2013 Posted September 2, 2013 Banned because it's just maintenance. I'm not the one who's sick.
Thulas Posted September 2, 2013 Posted September 2, 2013 Sure. You and not sick. And now you think you wouldn't be banned.
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