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This time I have to agree even if it hurts, one can never be grumpy enough. But does this spare you from the ban? NOOOO!! Out!!! Now!!

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You are all banned for failing to, in a creative fashion, write you comments with more description and passion. You are all banned for not challenging my already supremely creative imagination to leap to new levels of literary genius in an effort to comprehend your masterful penmanship. You are all banned for not, in your respective turns, displaying full mastery of the 250,000 words the comprise the entirety of the English language. You are all banned for not, in a communicative fashion, conveying passion and emotion that should challenge a reader to delve into their own souls and seek out meaning for their hopes and dreams. You are all banned for not exercising, on a frequent basis, literary rants that can only be measured on a Biblical scale.

 

In short your are all banned for not using enough IMAGERY!

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Banned because you have no inkling at what imagery is, puny mortal. You have yet to taste a ban fit for the gods of Asgard themselves. A ban so mighty it humbles even the great Odin. A ban with which Zeus recoils in horror from at the mere thought. This mighty ban doesn't end swiftly enough for your tiny flea-sized brain to comprehend, for all those that are exposed to this glorious ban live in a raging maelstrom of banitude. It is in this realm of banning purgatory with which they must do battle with the Flaming Lizard-Riders of Marnok VII, using the Mokee Beast as your noble steed. The mighty Xerovian longspears clatter together, causing a great boom that echoes throughout the halls of the universe as combat rages on. If you can survive the Lizard-Riders, then that the Gods of Purgatory will then cast judgment upon your soul; your fate is a slave to their whim as they make the final call. And even then, after going through many ordeals and surviving judgment, you still remained banned forever. This glorious ban was designed by the Bansmiths of the cosmos to subject its target to a glorious sight as to give them hope. But in the end, it doesn't matter as reality occurs after the .000000008 femtoseconds with which all this occurs.

 

 

There, how's that for imagery?

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Banned because you have no inkling at what imagery is, puny mortal. You have yet to taste a ban fit for the gods of Asgard themselves. A ban so mighty it humbles even the great Odin. A ban with which Zeus recoils in horror from at the mere thought. This mighty ban doesn't end swiftly enough for your tiny flea-sized brain to comprehend, for all those that are exposed to this glorious ban live in a raging maelstrom of banitude. It is in this realm of banning purgatory with which they must do battle with the Flaming Lizard-Riders of Marnok VII, using the Mokee Beast as your noble steed. The mighty Xerovian longspears clatter together, causing a great boom that echoes throughout the halls of the universe as combat rages on. If you can survive the Lizard-Riders, then that the Gods of Purgatory will then cast judgment upon your soul; your fate is a slave to their whim as they make the final call. And even then, after going through many ordeals and surviving judgment, you still remained banned forever. This glorious ban was designed by the Bansmiths of the cosmos to subject its target to a glorious sight as to give them hope. But in the end, it doesn't matter as reality occurs after the .000000008 femtoseconds with which all this occurs.

 

 

There, how's that for imagery?

 

Oooooo.... nice. UNBANNED FOR THOUGHT PROVOKING WORDSMITHING!

 

 Xerovian longspears? Marnok VII? Femtoseconds? ....

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BANNED FOR NON-EXISTENT-WORD BANTERING DIARRHEA MOUTH!

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Banned because femtosecond is a real measurement of time. Also, the rest isn't existent as far as you know. There are perks to being a robotic president.

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