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[Ghost]

76  is 80%  of what number ?

[Guest]

Subtract 14.4, and it'll be 80% of 77

[RitualClarity]

A couple of days and now we are only on 78.

[Myst42]

79%Completion on my current project

[Guest]

Childish thing to put in a calculator 80085.

[Thulas]

81 beers on the wall.

[Guest]

82 beers on the wall.

[Thulas]

83 times copyied and pasted.

[Guest]

84 people I've murdered in the last femtosecond.

[Thulas]

85 widows are mourning.

[Guest]

86 widows were not mourning last night. 

[Thulas]

87 fake orgasms.

[Guest]

88 women who faked it with each other? I only got to watch. 

[Thulas]

89 tears shed becasue you weren't allowed to join.

[Guest]

90 times I have just nodded. Though I still got quite the show.

[Thulas]

91 drinkingcontests with Sam that made all the women makeing out.

[Guest]

92 hagravens I accidentally got married to.

[Thulas]

93 shrines of Dibella I ruined with...juice.

[Guest]

Would explain the 94 riding crops and leather maska.

[Thulas]

95 weddings I had to attend to in there, and not a single one was mine. Well, except the 3 I were the groom and one I was the bride though.

[Guest]

96 sweetrolls I stole at the receptions.

[Thulas]

97 times I was looking for you then, because you stole my sweettrolls?

[Guest]

98 guards I shouted off a cliff while trying to escape.

[Thulas]

99 problems I got, but those guards ain't one of them.

[Guest]

100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.