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I can't, I'm on a deserted island with a pissed-off(?) vampiress.

 

So what do we have to talk about?

Posted

Oh, I have better tools than that, trust me, kid.

 

Why does "giganitc fire demon from hell" almost apply to Marina?

 

 

Nope, won't edit it just because you did; even tough I just did to say I wouldn't.

Posted

She is not giganic. And not quite a demon, though the word "succubus" actually fits her well in some kind of way, especially in her submissive phase.

 

So, Mr.President. How about a divore?

Posted

No, I'm not going to tell you.

 

Are you really so eager to get caught up in that spider's web, and since when did I get married to even consider a divorce?

Posted

Yes.  Wait.  No.  Wait.  Yes.  Wait...

 

Well I remember the wedding clear as day.  Must have had your memory circuits screwed up or something. 

 

Don't you remember the large cake with the robot and human side by side up on the top?

Posted

I like cheese.

 

Is it one of those fancy expensive wine cheeses?

Posted

Yea, since they figured someone would eat the figurs they made sure to churn it and import it all the way from teh secret factroy in antartica letting it age over the course of many years.  It was beautiful.  *sniffles*

 

AND YET NO ONE SAVED ANY FOR ME.  WHY?

Posted

Of course then strange girl brust from the center and throwing two bio hazard canisters.

 

Why there are less gigolo than hooker?

Posted

Because there is a bigger need in heterosexual (male pov) prostitution than homosexual or female-pov'd heterosexuality.

 

You mentioned a present for me; where is it?

Posted

NO.  Clearly Marina has claims on that present, you take it up with her. 

 

And the word gigaloo just makes me...*shudders and cringes*  See, there it happens again. 

 

Why, you want a gigaloo or something instead of a hooker?

 

 

Posted

Hell do I know. I expected to have more than 300 downloads of my project, but people seem to hate texts by now.

 

Why are you asking, ruler of three kingdoms?

Posted

Yes.  A whisperign moth told me that upon my travels, saying something like I needed to grow a long white beard as well or something...

 

I'm hoping the younger sister doesn't want anything from me either... does she? 0-o

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