Pickup lines (was tired the first time it seems)

[Bromm83]

Hello all!

 

I am back!

 

Since prideslayer has been fixing legion plugin I will lay off those for a little while and give some love to all my other small plugins.

 

What I need from you guys is quite easy.

I need pickup lines. So cranck your head around and come up with lots of Fallout friendly lines.

 

First I am goign to update the general sex plugin with them.

 

Example:

 

PC: Is that a pip-boy in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

NPC: Let me show you just how happy I am pretty lady. (Charisma 8+)

NPC: It's been a while sice I got some loving, you want to help me out with that? (CHarisma 5-7)

NPC: It's a pip-boy (Charisma 1-4)

 

 

At a later stage SexoutHoookups will also be redone with new lines and a better flow in the dialogue so these will be good there too.

 

 

EDIT:

The dialogue will be split up to reflect the faction somewhat. Remember this is the dialogue factions. (NCR can be split up in civilian, soldier and ranger) Not all factions will be represented, but I think that the tryout factions, NCR and the followers might be included. There will also be the general factionless stuff, but those will never be used with NPCs in one of the supported factions.

 

Also I used CHarisma in the example, feel free to use any stat like speech, agility (some dialogue on how flexible you are?), endurance, strength or even just random chance.

 

The important part is that I want to make alot of different dialogue options with many possible combinations so that it will stay "new" longer

 

[ilythiir]

"How you doin'?"

[D7Rock88]

I got one, how about "Damn baby your so hot your nuclear!" I dunno if that really makes sense, if it doesn't give it to the dumb guys in fallout to use. Though if you want some really awesome and funny pick up lines I suggest stealing some from that ol' cartoon Johnny Bravo.

 

How about this one, "Hey there beautiful, ever do any roleplaying? I'll be Adam and your Eve, now lets get to populating!"

 

Or this one, "The second you walked into this room it got hotter, so what do you say we get out of here and let this place cool down while we keep heating it up somewhere else."

 

And how about this one just for the sake of having a random goofy pickup line "You must be like a Glowing One, because being near you has a caused a mutation in my pants."

 

And what about something classy? Like this one "Oh shit Miss! You have to help me! I was taking a piss and this (oh I don't know some random creature...like a baby cazador or whatever the hell those poisonous annoying bastards are called) stung me in my dick! Please get on your knees and suck out the venom!"

 

Gotta admit, some of those are pretty damn good.

[gregathit]

D7Rock88 Funny stuff! I like your sense of humor.

 

I'll throw my lame one into the hat:

 

"....so, little lady, you wanna take a ride on my rocket, cause I'm fixin' to blast off?"

 

 

[D7Rock88]

Heh thanks Gregathit glad you liked 'em.

 

Anyway while strolling through the forums I tripped over a crazed squirrel and hit my head on a marshmallow that someone left on a rock and as I regained conciousness these other 3 super awesome pick up lines, that cannot be denied in how awesome they are, popped into my head.

 

"Hey there hot momma, like a deathclaw I want to tear your ass up! But in a good way...so how about it?"

 

"Damn foxy lady I'm really diggin' your scene, too bad I didn't bring a shovel, can I use my dick instead?"

 

Or how about something that is truly truly classy, no seriously this is totally 100% classy, like so classy it makes regular classy look not classy. "Hey there baby doll ever been to Pound Town? No? Do you want to go?"

 

See? Fuckin' awesome, and all 3 of those have a 100% guarentee to work every time, aslong as the girl is a total slut, if not however then they probably won't, but they still will because they are totally full of class.

[IAMDRWILY]

my penis just died can i bury it in your vagina

[gregathit]

buddump bump........

[Sand_Dragon]

Bromm83, do you want slightly more subtle "realistic" pickup lines, or humorous ones?

 

(or the porny ones that seem to be the current vogue)

[Bromm83]

I want all kinds!

[Bromm83]

I'm just going to bump this myself...

I really do need all kinds of pickup lines here!

 

[ChancellorKremlin]

I'm going to get to work on it soon enough, as soon as I finish those form lists.

 

I actually have a very similar idea about a pet project I am thinking of starting regarding this and modding for FNV. I may post something about it later today or tomorrow maybe.

[Kuroshu]

"My name might not be Elmo but you can tickle me anytime."

"I know your a lady on the street but a freak in the bed."

"It's not rape if you yell SURPRISE"

"Want to go camping cause I've already pitched a tent"

 

[ChancellorKremlin]

"It's not rape if you yell SURPRISE SEX!"

 

Hahaha that one is an absolute classic and an absolute must for male/rapist characters.

[Guest Loogie]

I prefer the classier, "Peekaboo, I'm in you!" when making surprise secks at someone.

[D7Rock88]

Just came up with this one, figured I'd toss it in, like all my other ones it too is supremely classy. "Both my penis and I enjoy butt sex, and you have a butt. So lets have some butt sex."