That's it, Moon! I've had enough!

[Kamen Rider Kuuga]

 

It's time to destroy you!

 

 

Any minute now, it'll explode! Any minute now...!

 

 

Damnit!

[Nikiea]

You're no Sterk that's for sure xD.

[Emily]

You should ask picollo to do it.

[Paranoia HD]

Get a better moon you'll be happy

[Guest]

 

 

Do what Link did.

[HyperonicX]

I have declared war on the moon!

 

For too long it has hung unmonitored and unsuspected in the sky!

 

It has gained an enormous tactical advantage!

 

It is clearly time to act! They won't suspect a thing!

[Arcueid Brunestud]

And where in the world would the bikini girls will go? Are you trying to destroy all of beaches around the world? Are frigging mad?!

 

Come to think of it, it's not such a bad idea. Going to office with nothing but bikini and thong. Hmm... way to start your day and motivate yourself when you done... Damn it... I read to much hentai...

[HyperonicX]

Pfh... moon...

 

I'll ready my strike force... see if Strax will work for minimum wage... or just for glory...

 

 

[Guest airdance]

But gentlemen, the moon regulates our seasons by stabilizing the axis fluctuations.   With no moon we would have 12 years of winter in some areas and total desert in others.   Now I do not know about you guys, but I quite like my thong bikini, and the opportunity to wear it  at least for a few months every year.

    So, HANDS OFF THE MOON!!!!!!

[HyperonicX]

It's too late. My forces are already heading towards it! We shall defeat those Moonites and take the moon for ourselves, with me as their leader!

[Guest]

HypersonicX to Cheshire. Check your six and alert when in position. 

[Jerbsinator]

I bet George Bush thought seriously about bombing the moon...or heaven.

[Guest]

No but Kim Jong Il did

[HyperonicX]

HypersonicX to Cheshire. Check your six and alert when in position. 

 

I'm in position. Prepare to destroy all Moonites when they attack! If they attempt to negotiate, then I will do so personally.

 

But for now, we have the high ground, which everybody knows that when you have the high ground you automatically win!

[Guest]

Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes. 

[HyperonicX]

I'm in command, and I say fire only when they attack! Plus, they don't have white in their eyes!

[Guest]

Oh cmon it's just a reference.

[HyperonicX]

And I didn't get it!

[Guest]

Well then go look it up 

[HyperonicX]

Nah. Too lazy. Plus I'm in a bit of a struggle here. Which do I choose? The soup or the other soup?

[Guest]

You should choose that one soup.

[HyperonicX]

WHICH one soup?

 

Oh, and FIRE!!!

[Guest]

Yes! Yes!! choose the fire soup. Whaa! The moon is on fire!

[HyperonicX]

Ok! *gulps it down* Much better. Now let's see how our forces are do- You are kidding me...

[leddis3]

Here's how you show the moon who's boss.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-PXRqMRiBo