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  1. Prettier Bandits View File Prettier Bandits v1.0 Includes: Prettier Female Bandits Prettier Female Warlocks Prettier Vaermina Devotees Prettier Witches and Hags Prettier Female Thalmor Prettier Thieves Prettier Adventurers Prettier Vigilants Prettier Stormcloaks Prettier Forsworn Unique Bosses Q: What is Prettier Bandits? This mod updates the appearance of hundreds female actor types, including all bandit encounters, warlocks, witches and hags, Thalmor and randomly encountered adventurers. It is primarily an appearance mod, removing dirt and grime, adding new hair models and generally making your various hostile female NPC encounters a lil easier on the eyes. However, I do add some additonal combat perks to the WE adventurer NPCs to make them tougher encounters, particularly at higher level. Also, as of v0.9 the Vigilants of Stendarr got a complete rebuild with all new NPCs. They are now organized into two Orders, the Wardens and the Crusaders. Crusaders are like a religious knightly order, they wear armor and have combat skills for melee, they use maces. The Wardens are more a scholarly priesthood using spells (mainly flame spells, they will often use a fire spell in both hands). They use vanilla gear, so any gear replacers or Bodyslide adjustments will automatically be applied. The Vigilants are also the only faction where the guys as well as the gals got an overhaul, I had to rebuild the male NPCs anyway so I figured why not give them a makeover while I was at it. Q: Unique Bosses? Certain leveled NPCs have been converted into Unique actors, had their appearance upgraded and given some additional perks and abilities. These include: The Imperial Captian at Helgen (so now you've got a cute gal trying to take your head off, yeah... that never happens...) The Caller from Felglow The Necromancer Cult from Wolf Skull Cave attempting to summon Potema, the ritual leader and the four assistants are now all unique with custom appearances Dalrita, the leader Maela, a Nord originally from Windhelm Tristyn, a Breton from High Rock Alcedonia, an Imperial from Bruma Vinelore, an Altmer from the Rift (?) a sleeping area with some extra loot and Dalrita's journal was added to the ruins Luah al Skaven from Ansilvund is now a unique NPC, I tried to make her MILFy... though I'm not sure what exactly that should look like. ? Minorne from Ruunvald is now a unique NPC with dusky skin to keep her in line with lore speculation that she may actually be an Ayleid. Keeper Carcette of the Vigilants is now a unique NPC to go along with the entire order getting an overhaul. Eisa Blackthorn encountered outside of Frostmere Crypt, now better looking and tougher with some scars, befitting a woman who survived Cidhna Mine! Salma from outside Ironbind Barrow Anska encountered inside High Gate Ruins Fjola from Mistwatch Tower Umana encountered deep within Alftand The "Vaermina Dreamgirls" consists of 6 devotees who awaken as you make your way through Nightcaller Temple Valana, a Breton Safia, an Imperial Jaedya, a Nord Teril, a Dunmer Carellon, an Altmer Enyra, a Nord Q: Does it give NPC any new abilities or make them tougher? For the most part no, Prettier Bandits was intended to be primarily an appearance mod only. It does increase the level range of encounters witches and hags to be similar to encountered warlocks. As I mentioned above it also gives the WEAdventurer's some additional combat perks, but nothing out of line with a vanilla lore friendly game (no super powers). Also, as of v0.9 a select few leveled NPC bosses have been converted into unique Boss NPCs, these were also given additional perks to make them a little bit more of a challenge as well as making them "prettier". The Vigilants of Stendarr did receive a complete overhaul, and now appear as either heavily armored "Crusaders" who specialize in melee combat, or robed "Wardens" who specialize in using magic. The Vigilants also included better looking male NPCs as well as females, since I was overhauling them all anyway. Q: What body type does it use? A: Whatever you have installed, the mod only changes the face and hair of the NPCs, not the body. So you can use any body type and any gear replacer for that body type and it will work fine with this mod. It should also work with any skin texture you have installed. Personally I use Bijin's Skin Q: Does it add anything new? Not really, there is no new armor or anything include in this mod. It does add a few new NPC encounters, mostly to the roadside thieves you sometimes encounter, I added two more female dark elves and one female wood elf to the possible encounter types. That's really about it, its an appearance mod. Q: Does this replace existing bandits or other NPCs? Yes, in so far as it updates the appearance of existing NPC actors. It does not alter their outfits, gear, etc. In most cases it simply adds actors to the leveled list, but in the case of the Vigilants they got a complete rebuild. Q: Why use this mod? You like eye candy? I made this mod with the intent of supporting Paradise Halls Extension so that captured bandits, warlocks, thalmor, etc. would be nicer looking slaves. Its since grown beyond that original purpose to simply making random encounters (and now a few unique bosses) look nicer. Q: Why is the file so large? Over 1,000 sets of face geometry and tint mask sets take a up a lot of space. The currently zipped file is 450 MB. Q: Will you add prettier guards or other NPCs? This is in progress. The current factions included are bandits, warlocks, necromancers, witches, WEAdventurers, WEThieves, Vaermina Devotees, Falmer Servants, Forsworn, Stormcloaks, and the Vigilants of Stendarr as of v0.9. Q: Is this Smexy Bandits? No. That was the original form of this project, at this point its abandoned, having been replaced by this project Q: Can I use your NPCs appearance in my own mod project? A: Yes! Copy in any NPC you like, I won't mind. If anything I'll be a lil flattered. I'm hoping in a future version of this mod to include a separate resource .esm that will contain all the appearance templates for people to use as a resource. So yes, if it would help you populate your mod with better looking NPCs, feel free to borrow and copy from this mod. Q: Why are you still using Apachii hair its so old? A: Nostalgia, also, I'M OLD ? Seriously, I'm tired of it too (too many dependencies for one, and not enough variety second), so one of my goals for the is to convert the entire mod over to KS Hairdo's. At that point Apachii hair will no longer be required or used, I will not maintain two versions of the mod (way too much work). I am working on converting to KS Hair, it is now required for the new unique NPCs. I'm not sure when I'll be able to convert the full mod as I'm also working on laying the groundwork for the eventual 2.0 which will overhaul, rebuild and expand the mod considerably. So it might take awhile. Q: Will there be a SE version of this mod? Yes, I'm working on it now. What's required Skyrim.esm Update.esm Apachii Hair for Females 1.5 Apachii Hair 1.6 Full Installation: Download and install with your favorite mod manager. Load order is up to you, you can let other things overwrite it or not as you wish. Removal is simple, just uninstall with your mod organizer. There are no scripts included in this mod so it shouldn't break anything. Known Issues: None To Do List: What's Next? Next up will be v1.1. I'm planning on adding more unique NPCs for that and I'm also planning on adding options for some of the unique NPCs to become available as followers or hirelings. For now I'm looking at doing this for the following NPCs: Salma, after finishing Ironbind Barrow, if she survives her quest will shut down and she will go to the Nightgate Inn where she can then be asked to follow you as a regular follower. Also, if she dies (or is enslaved) her quest will automatically shut down so that her quest dialog stops and she doesn't despawn if turned into an undead thrall or a slave. Eisa Blackthorn, if she is allowed to leave, she goes to Morthal. Additional changes would be made so that if she isn't killed you can hire her as a hireling for 500 gold (she is a mercenary after all) Anska, if you help her in High Gate Ruins, afterwards she will be available as a follower Fjola, if you let her leave Mistwatch instead of killing her (or enslaving her) she will show up elsewhere and be available as a hireling. I'm also looking add adding more unique NPCs from Solstheim and possibly adding Alva and Laelette (vampires) from Morthal. Mods I Used While Making This Mod For the eyes I'm using Improved Eyes Skyrim For skin I use Bijin's Skin For the brows I'm using Hvergelmir's Brows However, the mod should work with any skin, eye or brow pack you choose. None of these are included. It will also work with whatever body type you install, the mod doesn't affect the body, just the face and hair. Also, I would suggest this mod for the Forsworn, Forsworn Natural if you want topless Forsworn as seen in the preview. Special Thanks to my Beta Test Team for a LOT of patience and testing. Karlpaws Psalam Valcon767 Worik Blackbird_Wanderer Support Me I now have a SubscribeStar account if you want to help support me making mods. You're support will be very much appreciated and will help me have more time to work on mods and create new content. Submitter EinarrTheRed Submitted 05/15/2016 Category Other Requires Appachi Hair 1.6 Full Special Edition Compatible No
  2. Hey, it's Destana again. Last time I traveled around Skyrim and tied up a lot of loose ends. But this is a special occasion. Now that I established an actual home, I returned to the bedroll under the Honningbrew Meadery and slept there. I was taken to Sanguine's realm, as before. "If it isn't my adherent," he looked up from whipping a young lady, "What brings you here?" I approached him, pulling away the Nightingale armor around my collar. Sanguine blinked, "You're bold. Look at you, wearing an Amulet of Mara. Interested in me, are you?" "What do you say?" I asked, "You're immortal, right? It'll only be until my death do us part. At the very least, come with me to Nirn. You don't get out enough." Sanguine's smile grew slowly, "Do you know what you're asking?" I smiled, "I do." He chuckled, waving his hands, and the realm around us dematerialized. We were standing next to his statue in the caves. Him, in a blue toga in his full daedric form instead of armor. "Are you sure you'd be interested in a life together?" Sanguine asked, "You are interesting company. More than interesting." "I'd be more than interested," I replied. He grinned again, "All of Skyrim... All of Nirn better get ready to stand the fuck aside then." He chuckled like a low rumble. "Let's go to Riften. That's where the chapel is." "Sure. Sure they'll accept a red man like myself?" He asked, then he added, "Well actually, they'll see Sam. I'll meet you there." I stopped off and got a wedding dress, then I made my way to Riften. It wasn't a big ceremony. Up until this point I haven't made my life the type that puts down roots or keeps friends that have an established place in the world. Even this wedding ceremony wasn't exactly normal. I'm sure the Sam disguise looked acceptable and normal, and Sanguine looked good in his blue robes that offset his red daedric skin, that's not what I mean. I mean monogamy was not in our blood. I most certainly was going to continue doing whatever I wanted with my body, and I'm certain he would do the same. This ceremony was a declaration of love, not of ownership. I walked into the ceremony in my red and white wedding dress, looking beautiful. Maramal made a lot of declarations, but I wasn't really listening. "Do you agree to be bound together, in love, now and forever?" He asked at the end. "I do." "And you?" "I do," Sanguine replied. We kissed, and that was that. Maramal gave us rings. "It's a simple ceremony, but it'll do. You're here. That's what is important," Sanguine said as we walked out. "Now, let's go to Honeyside. I just bought it," I smiled, "It may not be up to your normal standards, but, it's what I have for now." "I'd be honored," Sanguine replied, and we went to my house in Riften. Obviously our honeymoon was no different from when we first met. We fucked each other's brains out for four solid days. Iona supplied us with regular food and water. Eventually, though, he learned that I was pregnant. "You know I would've been there for the child whether or not this (marriage) happened, right?" He asked. "I'm not into taking people's decisions away from them," I replied, "If you want to be a father, then that's your choice." After about a week, I decided I was not going to quit adventuring yet. "How'd you like to come with me?" I asked. "Come with you? On your adventures?" He asked. "Yeah. I've been thinking I'm putting myself in far too many dangerous situations. There's a civil war brewing without the bodies to get it off the ground. I need to go catch Mercer before he gets out of Skyrim and is gone forever. There's a lot to do. So I've decided I'm going to start... not an army. An adventuring company? I learned some basic Restoration and Illusion that augments allies, and I think some meat shields would do me good," I pontificated. I had been thinking back to all the possible companions offering their services that I'd seen or heard of in my travels. A number of names came to mind, but I decided I would narrow it down to only a few, and try to maintain some semblance of balance. I would be the back guy, the thief, and perhaps a healing type. Cue the montage music. - I would need at least one more melee fighter. I handed Sanguine the Dragon's Oath as part of our initial planning phase for this. I would wield the Nightingale Blade and daggers for now (if needed). He of course told me he had centuries of combat experience. But he decided for today he was going to sit out the recruiting, "My, this place is atrocious. I'm going to clean up in here." - I needed one or two ranged attackers. After asking around, I realized there was a strange man in the Riften Jail I'd passed on one of my first days in Riften. Somebody in jail was murderhobo/unattached enough for me. I approached the cell. "Thank the gods! You've finally come to kill me!" "Uh... what?" I asked. "My friend, do you not remember me?" ".....What?" I asked again. "I have wronged you terribly. I must insist that you kill me now, even if your memory is a little fuzzy," he said. "Wait... what is your name?" "I am called Inigo the Brave." "Please, instead of me killing you, how about you take a period of service with me?" I asked. He shrugged, "I think I can agree to that." "But wait, you're in prison. Just let me talk to the Jarl. I'm a thane here." "My friend, I can leave anytime. The guards insist I've done nothing wrong, but they told me I could live in this empty jail cell if I paid them a handsome price," Inigo explained. I smiled, chuckling, "You're a strange cat, Inigo. Any good with a sword? Bows even?" "I do a little of that. And I sneak," he replied. "Good. You can have a spot on my team," I said, then I led him to Honeyside. Sanguine and Iona were sitting at the dinner table. "My love, I cooked you a meal," Sanguine said. "There's no human flesh in here is there?" I asked, half-jokingly. "Just a meat pie. Beef. Not human meat," Sanguine said, "You know I value consent. I'd only serve you human meat if you want it." I pursed my lips, storing that information in the vault. "This is really good," Iona was enjoying a piece already. "I am, unfortunately, without equipment," Inigo said. "And naked," I added, then I walked over to my chest. I grabbed my Elven Armor, from back when I started my journey. Then I tossed it to him and he put it on, "Looks good on you." - Then I remembered that woman, a bard and alchemist, who'd been hanging out in the Bannered Mare. I traveled there, leaving Sanguine at home and just taking Inigo to get her. As I approached, she said, "Have you by any chance seen a goodfornothing Nord?" "No." "He and his friend stole something precious to me, and I need to find them before they do something I'll regret." "This is starting to sound like a quest. I hope a short one, because I'm kind of a quest junkie," I took out my log, flipping through it, "And the quest log is getting awfully heavy." "Will you help?" She asked. "Yeah, I'll help. Do you want to be a part of my burgeoning fighting force if I help you?" I asked, "Of course, I'll have to interview your skills when we get to that point." "Uh.. sure," she replied. We headed to the outskirts of Whiterun. - My next recruit kind fell into my lap. By which, I mean... it was an accident, not that she sat in my lap or anything... That comes later. We'd headed to the Whiterun stables to ride over and find those guys who'd taken Vilja's bottle. And... there was a naked woman there just lying unconscious in the stables. Curious (and... wow, she's really hot. Even more than me!!) I decided I would approach. I poked her with my boot. "Oh hey, it's you," her eyes blinked open, "Oh, I mean, I've never met you before. It's not like I've been following you around or something." "On second thought..." I turned. "Wait... I'm injured! Yeah, injured. I might die if you leave me here. Let me come with you." "You look fine to me," I said. Very fine. "Ok, if you let me come with you, I'll make it worth you while." "I guess I could use more backup," I said. "Yeah, and I'm strong and good-looking too!" "And modest," I smirked, "But if you're so strong why do you need my help? And where are your clothes?" "I... have no idea," she folded her arms. But not to hide her nakedness. She seemed to have no problem with that. She continued, "My name is Sofia, by the way." "I'm going to have to give you some armor. Then we're going to help this one get her thing back," I pointed to Vilja. I handed her the Stormcloak Armor. I wasn't going to use it. Maybe I could find her something better later. We walked over to the Meadery, which is where the Vilja's thugs were discussing her bottle. "Is it possible to turn into a donkey if you're cursed?" The big one asked the smaller one. "So you guys stole from a defenseless woman and now you're cursed," I said, "I can take that cursed bottle off your hands, if you like." "Please, take it!" The big one said, handing it to me. Vilja smiled, "That was easy. I guess an explanation is in order. My grandmother ..." I started to zone out during this explanation. "...Morrowind... " I'm not usually rude, but my quest log was already getting really full. "...Eldergleam Sanctuary..." "Wait, I think I've been there!" I said. Now that I think about it, I'm not sure that was true. But whatever, I offered to go with her there. But first, I was going to take care of rounding out this group! - I still needed a tank. I asked around and looked at my quest log at the hundreds of things I'd written down I picked up over the months here. One note in particular pointed me to a battle-hardened old woman named Shirley who was a veteran of the Great War. THE Great War. The one with the White-Gold Concordant. Heavily armored, two handed weapons. Lots of battle experience. She'd be perfect. She'd been living alone for a number of years at a house in the mountains. Let me tell you, it was not an easy climb. I walked into her house, my entourage already getting somewhat large. She was sitting there in her living room, wearing a purple old dress. "Afternoon travelers, what brings you out here to the boonies?" "I heard you have a lot of experience. I'm forming a fighting force," I said. "Oh sure, sure. I've forgotten more things about war and combat than most people know," Shirley said. I thought she might take a little convincing, so I added, "I'm a pretty good adventurer, but these days, I need protection. See..." I looked down at my stomach. "I understand, honey," she said. "Of course, everybody gets a cut of the spoils," I explained. "Problem is, a nasty group of bandits made off with my sword and bow." I smiled, "Now that's a quest I can get behind. I'll be back." It was close. We were on a mountain, so I casted slow fall and jumped down, running the plains to Silent Moons Camp. With Inigo, Sofia, Vilja and myself, we decimated the bandits there. As we overcame them I grabbed the best pieces off each bandit, grabbing an elven shield for Inigo, a bandit shield, boots and gloves for Sofia, and a full suit of Nordic Plate armor. When we returned, Shirley clapped me on the back. Half war hero, half grandma. She grabbed some steel plate armor, laying it out orderly in front of her. Then she turned, pulling off the purple dress (still in underwear). And man... grandma was jacked! Despite being old, she was covered in muscle and scars! "Wow!" One of the group said. "I try to stay in shape," the old lady chuckled. I stopped her from suiting up, taking out the Nordic Plate, "Here, think of it as an advance. The Bandit Chief was wearing it." "Pretty neat fringe benefits!" She chuckled. Then I handed held out her enchanted greatsword and her bow covered in leaves and vines. "Ready," she said. "Now for the final piece we're going to go get find Mercer Frey. Think of this as your test run. To the victor goes the spoils." We traveled to Riften, it having been a couple days of travel gathering this group. I walked into Honeyside again with my entourage. Sanguine was waiting there, "You have quite the group. About to go on adventure?" "Yeah. We're going to ... Irk... whatever, a ruin. There are two more waiting for me there so I think I'm going to leave you and Iona here for this one," I explained. "Me coming was an option?" Iona asked. "Just have a bite to eat and I'll be waiting," Sanguine smiled, "Oh, and I may have some business to take care of from time to time in Oblivion, so don't expect me to be here 24 hours a day." "Of course, you're an important man." I dipped into my camping skills and constructed a four person tent and bedrolls and set it up for them, as there weren't enough beds for everyone. We set out for ... the ruin in the morning, fighting some bandits at the entrance, then finding more dead inside. Brynjolf and Karliah were waiting for me just past them. To be honest, we steamrolled the dungeon. I kept Rally up on the group and hung back with bow (and crossbow) while they did the dirty work. We got to the end of the Falmer and Dwemer tech and found Mercer prying the eyes of the Falmer out of a giant snow elf statue. "You can't get the drop on me, Karliah!" Mercer turned to find me, Brynjolf, Karliah, Inigo, Sofia, Vilja, and Shirley waiting for him. A storm of arrows before he turned invisible. "Trying to escape?" I shouted, "You were a fool to think we weren't going to bring backup. If the rest of the guild weren't a bunch of sneakthieves who avoid combat I'd've brought them too." One of the arrows somebody'd hit him with was sticking out of his invisible body and he stuck out like a sore thumb. I snuck while Sofia and Brynjolf engaged him and I started to lay into him from the back. I got the feeling this was meant to be a duel, but we trounced him. Justice/Revenge is a bitch. The place filled up with water but we got out of there. "Damn guys, that was a rousing success," I said. I turned to Karliah, "I'm going to take the Skeleton Key back now, but I have a couple stops to make first." Of course, secretly, I kept that thing for a WHILE. I still had a Thieves' Guild to make great again. "I'll be back at the guild, lass," Brynjolf said. "Of course," I turned to my guys, "You guys did great. I'm going to divvy out the spoils when we get back to Riften. How about a bonus job? We're actually only a short walk from it." We headed to Korvanjund. Time to get Ulfric his damn crown. "So you finally arrived," Galmar turned, "Oh." "I brought some friends," I smirked, "We're going to steamroll this place." "Damn imperials are trying to get in. I wonder if it's the same reason we are. No matter. Ready to kick some Imperial ass?" Galmar asked. "Hell yeah, brother!" I shouted, casting Rally on the whole group. We stormed the Draugr-filled ruin to find Imperial Soldiers there ahead of us. And the draugr seemed strong and more numerous that I would've expected. At the end, we had the Jagged Crown. We returned to Windhelm to deliver it to Ulfric Stormcloak. I found him in his bedchamber. "Damn, the old bear was right!" Ulfric sat up in his bed, "I need you to deliver this axe to Jarl Baalgruf of Whiterun. He'll know what it means." I smirked. "Is there a Ms. Stormcloak?" I asked "No, why do you ask?" He asked back. I was on a high from all that violence, so I acted on it. I'm fairly certain Sanguine has been watching me throughout. I decided I would take a detour to Riften to pick him up, though, before I went to Whiterun.
  3. Hey, it's me, Destana. At this point, I'd been living in Skyrim for about four months, and it was right around Saturnalia and the turning of the new year to 2E 202. I turned 19 back in Last Seed (I know, I'm younger than you might think on account of my mad skills). Last time Ulfric Stormcloak sent me to deliver an axe to Jarl Balgruuf of Whiterun. I was accompanied by an entourage of Inigo, Vilja, Sofia and Shirley. I'd been to Whiterun previously (even recently, infact to contact Vilja). But when I approached, the gates were closed on account of dragon attacks. "Dragons?" I asked incredulously, "Aren't they extinct? Or like... mythological?" "Sorry, no passage into the gates," the guard returned. "I have an important message from Ulfric Stormcloak for the Jarl. I believe it is a challenge. Or an ultimatum," I raised the axe. "The Jarl will want to hear this," the guard opened the gate. I went straight to the Jarl. "Hold! What makes you think you can interrupt us during an important council meeting?" Jarl Balgruuf said. "I have an urgent message from Ulfric Stormcloak." "I'm sure he told you it was very urgent," Balgruf said, "Save it. We're having a council meeting about the recent dragon attack on Helgen." "I... think Ulfric was there," I said. Balgruf stroked his chin for a moment, studying me, "On second thought, you may be able to help me. Would you do me a favor while you're here? Let's talk to my court wizard." I jogged into the adjoining room. Farengar Secret-Fire nodded to me and said, "What do you need, traveler?" "The Jarl said you needed help with something." "Well I'm very busy, I don't think I do." "Be careful, you're about to step on your own Shock Rune," I joked. Farengar jumped, then he smiled, "I see you're a mage as well. What did you say you needed?" Jarl Balgruuf stepped in behind me now, "Use her for your project." "I see. I have an errand. And by errand I mean a ruin that holds information about the dragons. Bleak Falls Barrow," Farengar replied, "Think you're up for it?" "Easy," I bought a couple spell tomes from him and then turned to the Jarl. "Ulfric wanted me to deliver this axe, by the way," I said. "The man is persistent. I'll give you your answer after you've dealt with this matter," he replied. I sighed, getting on the road to the Barrow. I think I'd been there before, but all these ruins are kinda the same. Nope, not been there. I'm going to stop trying to guess, these ruins all look the same. There were a mix of bandits trying to raid the tomb, but they felt like we were their competition so they had to die after they attacked us. A giant spider, a man wrapped up in webbing with a golden claw. He ran, but the draugr got him and I put him down with my crossbow before he could be ripped apart by the undead. And I claimed the puzzle claw. We continued on past a hallway with blades. I just ran through and activated the pull chain so nobody else had to endanger themselves. We plowed through this time, even more than before. If there was a measure of the level of evil power of a place - this one seemed very low. A couple puzzles, like nord ruins do, and another word wall. This one was, "Fus." Wait wait wait... Fus! I'd heard that word. I stood there, brain firing on all dwemer cylinders for a moment, thinking, 'Fus. That's the thing the draugr keep shouting at us when they blow us back. Are these word rune things some kind of words of power? Wait... Ulfric supposedly shouted the High King to death or something. And I keep seeing these walls and they're reacting to me.' I also picked up a Gem that talked to me, revealing herself as Merida. I slid it into my pack to sell it later. And... the Dragonstone! I brought it back to Farengar. He was speaking with a woman named Delphine. He turned to me, "A cut above the usual brutes the Jarl sends my way. That is where your job ends and mine begins, friend. My friend here is the one who knew where to find it." "How?" "Don't worry yourself about that," she replied, not looking up at me from the Dragonstone. "Farengar! Adventurers!" Irileth, the Jarl's housecarl bustled in, "There are reports of a dragon attack!" "This will be perfect for my research if we can down it!" Farengar smiled. I smiled too. I wanted to see one of these things in action. See if they were really real. Irileth went to the Jarl on the raised area above the mead hall. He was talking with a guard. "My Jarl, I saw a dragon circling over head near the Western Watchtower. I ran for my life. I thought it was going to kill me." "Good work son, dragon hunting is no one-man job. You may have saved Whiterun if we can kill it outside," Balgruuf turned to us, "Friends, Irileth, take some guards and go hunt that dragon. It cannot make it to the city!" I nodded, getting a little excited now. "Oh and if you do this for me I'll let you purchase property within the hold." I blinked. Damn. If I'd known it would be that easy I wouldn't have wasted my time in Riften, though I was much more invested in the Thieves' Guild. I can with my company onto the field near the Western Watchtower. As we passed the stables, Sofia said, "Did I just hear correctly? The Jarl wants you to go fight a dragon? You're not seriously considering it are you?" "Sofia, you can see how fast I'm sprinting, right. I'm what you call an adrenaline junkie. I routinely put myself in deadly situations," I had a big grin on my face. "If you look around here, you will often find butterflies," Vilja said from behind us. "Shor's bones, Vilja. Eyes on the prize!" I shouted back as we neared it. Hmm, no dragon nearby. I poked my head into the tower, which was now half-collapsed and on fire. As I came out, Irileth was just arriving with the men. "Where's this beast?" She asked. I shrugged. The guard who'd spotted it originally shouted, "Oh gods! Here it comes!" I hit amidst the rubble as it glided past. Everyone else was already firing arrows. I pulled out my crossbow and silently trained a bolt at it. I could feel my heart racing. The rush was palpable. After a dozen arrows shooting it, it landed right near me. I shot it in the neck. Vilja jumped on its back and was slashing. I drew my sword and faced the thing directly with shield up. It went down surprisingly fast between the dozen of us. It slumped over, dead, allowing an eerie calm after the rush of terror the dragon brought with it. I stepped up to the dragon to poke at it. Then... something strange happened. I felt a rush of power, not unlike that power at the word walls. The dragon's magic, or spirit, or force drained the flesh from it's bones and surrounded me. I could feel that chanting again just like the word walls. It surrounded me, soaking into my very bones. "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?" I shouted. The calm returned. I could feel some sort of power within me. When I opened my mouth to ask if anybody knew what just happened, it came out as, "FUS!" A bunch of the guards fell over. "My gods, I'm sorry!" I said, "What did I just do?" "That was a shout!" One of the guards said, "You must be truly dragonborn!" "Dragonwhat?" I asked. "You're dragonborn. You absorbed the dragon's power," another guard said. "Whatborn?" I asked. "You can shout now, you couldn't before right? The only explanation is that you're dragonborn." "...whatwhat?" I asked. "I don't know about any of that. I do know that's a dead dragon. We know we can kill them now. Just... go talk to the Jarl," Irileth said. As I walked through Whiterun with my entourage, I could hear more shouting. I looked up to find no dragons - I'd noticed when the dragon breathed fire he spoke words just like I'd done when I said 'FUS.' "Huh," I shrugged. Must be nothing. I approached the Jarl again. "What happened?" He asked. "The dragon is dead, but so's the watchtower. Something weird happened when I approached it. I absorbed some sort of power from the dragon and now it's just bones," I explained. "So it's true. The greybeards are summoning you." "Who?" I asked. "Masters of the way of the voice. Shouts," he explained. "If you are dragonborn, then you owe it to Skyrim to go talk to them," Hrongar said, a warrior standing off to the side. I stared daggers at Hrongar, "I don't owe Skyrim shit. If anything, it owes me quite a lot. And I imagine that debt is not going to go out of the red anytime soon." "What do the greybeards want with her?" Aventus asked. A woman from his court. "It's for them to know," the Jarl replied, "Even if you don't believe in our legends, you should go see them." I gritted my teeth, "Okay. But the only reason I'm going to see them is because I've seen what these shouts can do. But, hey, the reason I came here. Will you take the damn axe?" After a few moments of discussion, he returned the axe, "Give this to Ulfric. He has my answer." Then he turned to his scribe, "Get me a pen and some parchment. We're going to tell General Tullius what our conditions are for allowing his Legionnaires into this city." I sighed. Well that was bad news. I decided I would take that trek to High Hrothgar before I returned to Windhelm. We slept at the Inn, and I played, not knowing if and when I would be allowed back into the city since I was a Stormcloak. Then we set off. It was a long and grueling climb, and when I reached the front door, the old men were waiting for us. "So the Dragonborn appears," Arngeir said. He seemed to be in charge. "I'm answering a call. I'm not sure about this whole dragonborn business," I folded my arms. "We will test if you truly have the gift," he said back, "Let me taste of your voice." "That is seriously one of the strangest things anyone has ever said to me," I replied, "And I'm not really sure how I did it." I thought about it for a few seconds, then let out a, "FUS!" "Welcome, dragonborn. We will do our best to help you fulfill your destiny." I squinted at him, "Destiny, huh? What's my destiny?" "Whatever you choose." Oh. I'd thought he was going to say it was my destiny to save the world, to slay the dark lord... in accordance with the prophecy or whatever. I shook my head. Those sorts of stories always annoyed me. Anybody with sound mind and a strong back can do anything if they put their mind to it. "We will teach you the second word of Unrelenting Force - Ro," Arngeir said. Another greybeard spoke the word and the burning runes appeared on the floor. As with the word walls, the knowledge streamed into me. "Normally years of practice allows someone to use shouts. As a dragonborn, you can absorb a dragon's knowledge and power directly and fuel your shouts. It took you moments to master what it took many a lifetime," Arngeir said. "Now, demonstrate your Thu'um," he continued. "FUS -- RO!" I shouted. It blew Vilja and Sofia off their feet. I said, "Seriously guys, you should probably stay out of my way while I'm doing this." Arngeir and the others walked towards the courtyard and I followed. Sofia mused, "I can't imagine being a greybeard. Having to sit in silence all day. I couldn't do it." "Clearly," I said, telling the others to stand back while we do this shouting business in the courtyard. "I will teach you a new shout," Arngeir said, and another of the greybeards repeated the process. This was 'WULD,' the Whirlwind Sprint. The greybeard who'd gifted me the shout then said, "WULD!" And ran through a gate almost faster than my eyes could see. "Now you," Arngeir said. I raised an eyebrow. I turned toward the gate and it opened again. "WULD," I said, passing through the gate harmlessly. This one would be useful for trapped hallways. "What's next?" I smirked. "Next you must recover the Horn of Jurgen Windcaller," Arngeir replied. "Ah, here we go," I smiled, tired from the last couple days of song-and-dance Balgruuf and now these guys were putting me through. "I'll go get the horn..." "Thank you, dragonborn," Arngeir said. "....eventually. When I get around to it," I explained, "Thanks for clarifying for me what all the word walls are about. I've already found several. Thanks for the new powers. I'll take that, but you can keep the destiny. I may or may not be a dragonborn or whatever. But I choose what my destiny is. Me. There's been a lot of talk of what I owe Nirn or Skyrim, or whatever. But the world is pretty much shit. I wouldn't give a shit if it gets burned to the ground. So I'm going to go back to Ulfric Stormcloak and let him know his civil war is on. And when and if I decide to come back here, its going to be because I want to. Are we clear?" I could see the looks of distain on their face, but I didn't care. "C'mon guys," I said. As we were walking out of there, Inigo said, "That seemed a little harsh." "Yeah," I said, "Probably. I'm tired of being forced to do things I don't want to do. I have priorities. Me and mine." And we traveled back to Windhelm. I put the axe on the table. Ulfric shook his head, and Galmar smiled. "We're going to hit them where it hurts," Galmar said. "Make preparations. I want you there on the battlefield, Destana, on the front lines," Ulfric said, and I nodded. That obstinate pig-headed Jarl would get what was coming to him. We went back to Whiterun. While we mustered up, I got wise and stripped off my Nightingale armor as Galmar talked, putting on robes and a circlet of destruction I'd picked up from the college. I readied Elemental Bolt on my offhand and drew my sword. I casted Rally and charged with the Stormcloaks as we stormed the gates. This time, I blew down the barricades and archers with explosive magic. When we finally reached the hold, the Jarl fought a good fight but surrendered before he and Irileth were killed. It was hard to fight someone who'd I'd fought beside only days before. And there were many deaths. I silently pledged to study restoration to see if there was a spell that would bring the recently dead back to life. "You would fight the Empire?" Balgruuf asked, "Now I know why the Greymanes weren't on the wall today." "We are the blood of the empire, and if it were ours, we would be able to worship whoever we damn well please," Vignar Greymane responded, "We should be fighting the elves, not bending knee to them." "Yeah, screw the Thalmor. They destroyed Hammerfell too!" I shouted. "Tell me, how many of those dead men out there once called you friend?" Balgruuf shouted. "Enough! All of you!" Galmar shouted, "There is a burning city out there that needs a government." Vignar took control as Jarl. It pains me, because Balgruuf was one of the good ones. I returned to Windhelm to report. That was the start of our war. I'm going to skim over a little bit. The next nine months gets a little tedious. The things to know are: - The Stormcloaks had the Jagged Crown and the Civil War was just beginning. I became instrumental in this conflict. At first, I was a shock trooper, bringing an eclectic cadre of sellswords to the mix to bolster the Stormcloaks' troops. Then I stood shoulder to shoulder with Galmar in deployment of troops when they realized just how valuable I was. These attacks were seldom - once every few weeks. Usually they were Imperial forts, usually near a hold. And for some reason, no reinforcements ever came from down south. Was the Empire really spread that thin? - After I took a hold with the Stormcloaks, I would play the Inn as a bard, and stay in the Inn before returning to Riften. But see the next bullet - - A few weeks back I took down Mercer Frey (with a little help from a few friends). As I was traveling around with my group, I was doing oddjobs for Vex and Delvin (which I would talk to them until they gave me the *right* jobs, winning us contacts in every major city. When my group would retire to the Inn after a raid, I would stay up and rob the place blind, returning to the guild the spoils after I took a cut of the plunder for my group. - In the morning after each raid I served as the go-between for the men and Ulfric, bringing him news of our victories. I often visited him after hours, and often shared his bed with him. I mean, I was pregnant and in control of my body. Why not? - Despite the College of Winterhold dealing with the Orb problem, they started up regular classes again. I would attend them between the raids - I was trying to master at least some magic. Besides just being cool and generally good for grouping, I thought about what could be GREAT if I ever went to prison again. If I'm stripped of all weapons and armor, well, I can still melt faces with Destruction. I can still bend minds with Illusion (or straight-up go invisible and walk out). I can pick locks without a lockpick with Alternation. I can summon meat shields or summon my own weapons with Conjuration. Infinite possibilities. - Dragons were returning to Skyrim. One bit of 'public service' I deigned to perform, if I was truly dragonborn, was to defend holds as they were attacked by dragons. During this few months I must've killed a dozen dragons (again, with help from my group), and they were getting worse. Most of them led to a dragon kill orgy. I mostly kept to interacting with my group, and each hold's guards usually had a dogpile with each other and the warriors involved. I think we might've started to get a reputation. - Last but certainly not least, I was pregnant with Sanguine's (the daedric lord of debauchery and now my husband) baby. Now a thane of Riften (probably because of all the 'public service' I did), I was spending all my off time with Sanguine and Iona in Honeyside while I continued to get bigger. You might say I was a very busy woman during this period. The nine months of my pregnancy rolled by in a hurry and my baby boy was born just a few days before my 20th birthday. Given the circumstances, I named him Damien. I wasn't sure if he was going to come out red and spiny or looking relatively human. But he was brown, with brown eyes and my near-white eyes. I wasn't sure what to think of this - or if he would manifest demonic powers later, but he was beautiful and perfect. I will let you know now - over the next few years his skin lightened to very pale, along with his hair. He looked Nordic, though he still had my eyes. One last note: on a dare, I got my first (semi-)consensual tattoo. I was drunk, the men and I were at an Inn after a raid, and somebody... I think it might have been Rolof bet me he could drink more than me. In this case, he won. And surprisingly, he didn't demand I have sex with him or something else. He told me I was a true Nord in spirit, having almost bested a Stormcloak warrior and I had to get something to commemorate. I got two axes across my stomach. The boys approved. "What are those tally marks?" One of them asked. "Don't ask. I don't want to talk about it. And yes, it is permanent, just like these," I said, pointing to the axes. They were better than most the Nords out there. Things like this made me want to stay with the Stormcloaks and see this through. This was near the end of the Civil War. Ulfric and Galmar and the men were gearing up for the Empire's final bastion: Solitude. With a grin, I volunteered to head the charge. Because, godsdamn I hate Solitude.
  4. Hey, it's me, Destana. After a year of making the Thieves' Guild great, learning to play Lute better, slaying dragons, raiding forts and 'persuading' them to join the Stormcloaks, attending magic college and having Damien, my son (with a couple months off before and a week off after for me), Ulfric and the gang were ready to raid Solitude. I decided I would leave Damien with Iona and Sanguine. He didn't want to get involved this time. Something about meddling in the affairs of mortals far too much. (Honestly, I think he was getting bored of Skyrim). So I brought the regular crew: Inigo, Sofia, Vilja and Shirley. I want to say it was an epic battle. It was, of course. Ultimately, General Tullius fell like so many of his men before him. It all came down to him and his main guard. When she said she would fight to the last breath, I had been behind her and slit her throat before the boys could lay into her. Then Tullius. Ulfric nodded to me, "Do you want to do the honors?" Part of me thought there might have been too much killing these past few months, but I was still on my high horse about doing whatever I wanted. "Do it. I want a clean death," Tullius said, "The harshness of Skyrim has a way of carving a man down to his true self." "Damn. This man speaks truth," I said back. I took out a dagger and stabbed him. We walked out into the courtyard and presented the General's body to the amassed people, including Jarl Elisif the Fair. Galmar shouted, "I present to you, Ulfric Stormcloak, hero of the people, liberator and High King of Skyrim! "I am indeed Ulfric Stormcloak, and at my side the woman we know as Stormblade, and the world knows as the Dragonborn," Ulfric said. "Velvet Acid Talos," I muttered, but I held my tongue because I didn't want to interrupt his speech. "And indeed, there are many that call us heroes. But it is all of you who are the true heroes! It was you who fought a dying Empire who sunk its claws into our land, trying to drag us down with it. It was you who fought the Thalmor and their puppets who would have us deny our gods and our heritage. It was you who fought your kin who didn't understand our cause, who weren't willing to pay the price of our freedom. But more than that, it was you who fought for Skyrim, for our right to fight our own battles... to return to our glory and traditions, to determine our own future!" Ulfric continued, "And it is for these reasons that I cannot accept the mantle of 'High King.' Not until the Moot declares that title should adorn my shoulders will I accept it. "I would swear my fealty to you, Jarl Ulfric!" Elisif shouted back. "You, of course, will remain Jarl of Solitude," Ulfric reponded. He paused, then continued, "A great darkness is growing, and soon we will be called to fight it, on these shores or abroad. The Aldmeri Dominion may have defeated the Empire, but it has not...defeated... Skyrim!" He walked over to us as the crowd cheered. "I told you not to call me Dragonborn. It's a silly legend," I said. "Even so, Stormblade, it's our legend," Galmar said. "So when are you going to be High King? What does it take for the moot to meet?" "Now, I wait," Ulfric replied. "Smart call, Ulfric," Galmar nodded, "Letting Elisir keep her life. You will be High King some day." "Damn, it was nice having you on this one, Ulfric. Your shouts are almost as good as mine," I smirked. "Because you're dragonborn, you cheater," Ulfric replied, "Took me ten years to learn Unrelenting Force." I chuckled, "Maybe you should join my team in the field someday. Maybe it's combat experience that made me so damn good." Ulfric and Galmar laughed. I counted up my dragon souls in my head. Nine. I only have basic shouts though, as I hadn't looked for any more word walls. We retired to Windhelm. I hung out at the Palace of Kings for a few hours, reveling with the Stormcloaks and my group. But it was a sad revel this day. I knew this campaign was at an end. They would stay here, though some would scatter to occupy the holds and keep them from falling back into Imperial rule, and I had my own business to conduct. Of course, I had one more night with Ulfric for the road, as I knew it might be a while until I saw him again. I'm strange like that. I think I like having sex with important and exotic people. Part of me says it's because of the novelty. Part of me has a roll of parchment in my pocket and I'm checking off important men (and women) as they come along. I returned to Riften, to find Sanguine on one of his 'business trips.' I cuddled my baby through the night. In the morning, I gathered together my group. Sitting at the table in Honeyside, I said, "You guys. This last year has been awesome. And we never thought of a name for our group." "How about the Dragon..." "Don't you say it too, Sofia," I growled. Inigo added, "Fusrodorians!" "The Fighting Mongooses," Vilja said. "How about the Stormblade Sentry?" Sofia asked. "Damn. For once you said something smart, Sofia. Okay. I'll allow it," I said. "Thanks... hey wait!" She started. I tossed a fat sack of coins on the table, "This is your final paycheck." "But why? You need us!" Sofia said. Sofia was kind of annoying, and she never shut up. But she was good in a fight, and really good looking, so I let it slide most of the time. "I definitely don't. But I WILL miss you," I replied, "There's no reason for me to roll around with a huge company for the time being. I promise I'll come call on you again someday." "You know, we never did my quest," Vilja said. "Stick around. I'll pay you to look after Damien. I promise I will help you with it someday," I smiled. To be honest, Vilja and I had never really connected. Maybe it was her vacant eyes and responses that made no godsdamn sense. "I will see you again, friend, I know it. I'll be hanging out in the Riften prison," Inigo said. "Again with the prison. You know I'm thane here. And Whiterun. We have more than enough money to buy the vacant house in Whiterun and put you up there." Shirley nodded, "I expected this day would come. Especially with your new baby. You deserve a vacation." Shirley had always been like a grandma to me. And extremely durable to boot. I said goodbye to them and they all went their separate ways. I told Sanguine later that I'd be going it alone for a little while. He was okay with that, which I figured. He always seemed to be the last one in combat. Immortality has it's drawbacks too I guess. Though, maybe he'd just revive in Oblivion? "You know, you're right. Although we might not see each other again if I die," he explained when I asked him, "It can take days. Or decades. Or centuries." Vacation? Fat chance. But I was still thinking about where I would go and what I would do. The Dark Brotherhood didn't seem like they needed me for now. The Thieves' Guild was great again and they seemed not to need me anymore (all I had left to do at this point was to turn in the Skeleton Key, which I was considering because I'm such a nice person). I could investigate the Orb for the mages... Ultimately I decided to do a couple of low-impact jobs to get myself back in the solo-adventuring mood. I would need to modify my fighting style if I was going to go it alone. I thought on my skills, and my fallbacks were utter mastery of archery, stealth and lockpicking and my mid-level skill at pickpocketing, one-handed weapons, light armor and shields. But now I was a mage too. Illusion was probably my best skill, being good enough to bend minds and make myself invisible (adept+). My destruction was adept at best. Allies don't like you blowing them up with your enemies. Conjuration: adept at best, as I usually had enough real meat shields to tank for me. Restoration was fairly high, seeing as how I spent a lot of time patching up allies. Alteration was a side skill, and I only had enough for mild conveniences. And enchanting... what the heck is enchanting? I'd never spent much time on any of the crafting professions for the same reason Vikings never learned to farm - I usually take such things from my enemies. The first thing I did was explore the tunnels around the Ragged Flagon. Seemed like a light warmup now that I was... let's say 'unburdened' by pregnancy. Mostly rats and stray vampires. I kept my distance and burned/shot them from afar. But what intrigued me was the reports of ghosts I'd heard about when I first started here. I delved deeper into the tunnels and found that there were actually ghosts down there. I made them double dead. There was a sword there I snagged - Dawnfang. So I finally got a replacement for Dragon's Oath. Then as I was reading my quest log in the Flagon later that evening, I noticed I have a note about some bandits stealing the Armor of the Crusaders. I went to get it and blew them up. Amateurs don't deserve such nice armor. Let me tell you, it looks hideous on me. I kept the body piece, with the Nightingale Gloves and Boots. Helmet? Are there invisible helmets anywhere? I went with a Circlet of Archery or Destruction for now. Then I returned the Skeleton Key. I returned to my baby and did things mothers do with their babies. In the morning, I returned to the Flagon. Brynjolf said he wanted to see me, now that I finally returned it. "So you've finally decided to return the thing that was cursing us to begin with," Brynjolf smirked as I approached. "Nocturnal and I had an arrangement," I said, which may or may not have been a lie. I mean, I did pray to her sometimes when I was about to steal things, and I kept praying to her to tell her I was going to return it when the guild reached this point. And now I'd fulfilled my end of the bargain. Brynjolf continued, "Well, my friend... the time's come to make it official. It's time to become our Guild Master. Don't worry, I promise this will be short and sweet. If you'll just meet us in the center of the cistern room, we can begin." I walked to the center of the cistern and all the many members of the guild surrounded me. The inner circle, Vex, Delvin, Karliah and Brynjolf were in the inner ring, with everyone else in the outer ring. Brynjolf started, "Look, I've never been good at these things, so I'm just going to keep it short. Being Guild Master means more than just getting a cut of all the loot, it's about being a leader and keeping this rabble in order. With that in mind, I propose that the position of Guild Master should be yours. Delvin?" "Agreed." "Vex?" "Sure, why not," she replied. "Karliah?" Brynjolf continued. "Absolutely." "Everyone is in agreement, so all I can do now is name you Guild Master and wish you good fortune and long life," Brynjolf smiled. He handed me a key and a necklace while Tonilia stepped up to hand me Guild Master's armor, "And..." "And?" "And we have a little treat set up for you," he continued. "Treat?" I smiled, not sure if they were about to all knife me in the back or give me a chest of gold. But when all of them started to take their clothes off, it became clear what was going on. "You're the cumdump, right?" Vex snickered. "One last go-around before we have to call you boss," Delvin smiled at me. I instinctively pulled my armor off, "You know that position is still going to be okay by me, right?" That was a long day. I don't know if you know this, but because of my 'vigorous' recruitment (and of course, a lot by some of the higher ups) the guild has over thirty members. And they all got their turn. Afterward, I felt like I needed a bath, possibly a Skooma, and a priest. I retired to Honeysideto snuggle up with Sanguine after a thorough scrubbing. And... it'd been a few days since I'd seen him so we had sex too. But in the morning. With all that, I took a few days before I went adventuring again. I talked to Brynjolf and we decided he was going to be the front man. I was more the planning guy who collected earnings. I think I'd stolen everything possible from Skyrim - at this point the Ragged Flagon was much less ragged, and was lit up with opulence, with fence shops like a black market. Though, it was still in the sewers. Speaking of priests, I decided I would go get Mara's blessing after that display. You can't be too careful. Maybe go figure out what is with the Dibellan Priestesses at some point. I walked into the church to find nobody there, so I sat and waited, realizing I'd gotten up early in the morning. "Ah, greetings Thane," Dinya smiled, tidying up around the shrine. "What's that altar there?" "He calls himself Dudestia. A small, cult following. Apparently, not one of the big divines. More like a friend of Mara, I guess," Dinya said, "Have you met our new priests?" I shook my head. "One of them is from Nyhus, along the Cyrodiil border. Have you ever been to Cyrodiil?" I shook my head again, "Can't say I have. I've been thinking about getting away for a while. I certainly have the money to take a trip to Cyrodiil, or Elswyer. Maybe just a jaunt to Bruma." "What about Hammerfell?" She asked, turning to me. "Hmm..." I thought, "Maybe someday. But there's not really anything for me there now." I looked up at the sun, and down at my now leaking boobs. "Blah. Time to nurse again. Damien's probably up by now. Sorry, gotta go," I stood and walked towards the door. "Beautiful motherhood," she said, "I look forward to our next meeting." I opened the door. "Oh, and congratulations!" Dinya said as I was leaving. I froze, then turned around. She didn't know I was Thieves' Guild Master. She probably didn't know I was one of the leaders of the Stormcloak rebellion. I mean... I had Damien nearly a month ago. Maybe it was that? "Congratulations for what?" I asked finally. "Oh, you don't know?" She asked. I blinked, "I must be in some kind of deja vu level of Oblivion. Is this really happening again?" Dinya blinked, "It seems as though it is. You're pregnant again." "...Shut up. You're not serious," I'm sure my face contorted into something that looked like rage, but then I calmed and turned to look at her. I walked back over, "Okay. Okay. Could you do the test, and just like before..." "You want to know who the father is?" Dinya asked. ".....Yes," I said, a little embarrassed, though I don't really know why. She closed her eyes, and focused for a few seconds, "Ulfric Stormcloak." I pursed my lips, stood, and started to walk out. I turned back towards her, said nothing, then walked out. "Congratulations!" Maramal emerged from the back just in time to shout. I guess he'd been eavesdropping. "Shut the fuck..." The door slammed that'd been shutting behind me. I took a deep breath. I wondered how Sanguine was going to take this. I imagined, probably alright. One of the byproducts of so much debauchery was children. I walked in to Honeyside and sat at the dining table. Sanguine emerged from whatever he'd been doing downstairs and handed me Damien, which I popped on my boob. "Hey, can I tell you something disturbing and somewhat incriminating?" "Dear, you are a criminal. And I assure you I cannot be disturbed," he sat down opposite me. "I'm pregnant again," I said. "I figured it'd happen sooner or later, because we never use protection. So damning," he chuckled. "It's not yours," I said. He looked at me silently for a few seconds, then he smiled again, "I was just pausing so you'd get the worst anxiety about my answer." He laughed, "I also figured that would happen too." "Not mad, are you?" He took my hands, "We both entered into this knowing the other wasn't going to be exclusive. Why the hell would I be mad? Would it surprise you to know I've fucked probably over a million people in my time?" "Just how old are you, anyway?" "I dunno. What is time, even? If you want to get technical, I'm et'Ada, a spirit who has been around since the beginning. I vaguely remember the First Era, the Merethic, Dawn and before. Though understanding and reality wasn't what it now is," Sanguine replied. "That's a very cerebral answer," I smiled. I knew he wouldn't be mad. It did make me feel small, though. I always knew I was merely a blip in the infinity of his immortality. This made me sad. But, after I thought about it, it made me feel a little happier. The most beautiful flower only blooms for a short time. "Hey, you asked," he smiled, "Are you going to be just as rough on yourself during this pregnancy as the last time?" "I think," I started, "I'm going to check out what's going on with Helgen. But that's it. I'll keep attending classes and getting better with magic." "Say, dear," Sanguine said. "Yes?" "This might sound out of left field." "What is it?" "Do you want to adopt a child?" "Well... why?" "There's a young girl down at Honorhall that's been there since adoptions started. I walk around town sometimes and I notice her, looking sad. Almost all the original orphans from when you murdered that old crone have already been adopted. What do you think?" "I think..." I was going to say he doesn't always think his decisions through. But then instead I said, "Alright, sure. Iona, think you can take care of another couple kids?" Iona stepped in, "I am your sword AND your shield." Sanguine and I looked at each other. Crippling social anxiety makes her say random phrases? "I think, also, we should find a bigger house," Sanguine put his feet up on the table. I nodded, taking a couple of Skyrim Guidebooks off the shelves and flipping through them on the table. "Says here there's a plot available in northern Skyrim," I said, "That's right next to that abandoned shack the Dark Brotherhood kidnapped me in. Could provide easy access when I start working with them again." "What hold?" Sanguine asked. "Ugh," I cringed, "Solitude. I HATE Solitude. But the location is so good. It's right next to the Sea of Ghosts. And we can design it. Ugh... Solitude. I guess I'll work on that. But that will be all for this pregnancy. Maybe if I figure out a better telekinesis spell I can help build it without moving a muscle." Sanguine laughed. I guess I was going to Solitude to do some more 'public service.' But first I would stop off in Windhelm to break the news to Ulfric. I technically could marry two people, due to the new Tenets of Dudestia, but I didn't really want to marry Ulfric. Our relationship was more casual than that. We were friends; war buddies. The sex was convenient. When I arrived, he was brooding on his throne, and I was thinking on what I would say. It'd only been weeks since I saw him, and he seemed not to have made a single move; politically or otherwise, but it seemed like it'd been a while for me. I stood in the doorway, thinking about what was going to happen.
  5. Hey, it's me, Destana. This is going to be a little different today. I have a lot of ground to cover. Last time I was building Windstad Manor. And let me tell you - it took a while. After such a large job, and fixing people's problems for such a long time I decided I wanted a break from all this adventuring full-time. The Thieves' Guild runs itself. I kill a dragon every now and then, but whatever is making them return still hasn't revealed itself. I clear out a bandit camp, I still go to classes occasionally at the College of Winterhold, though I've kinda outgrown that level of skill. I'm seeking the master test in Illusion, which I latched on to to augment my stealth. My second baby was born (another boy) and I named him Fenrir. Fenrir Stormcloak or Fenrir Stormblade? I guess that's for him to decide. This baby with Nord-looking hair, but my skin and eyes. And I can confidently say he stayed brown, because not a lot happened for the next seven years. Damien is 8, Fenrir is 7. Runa is 15. She filled out pretty well, though she's a bit of a stick. The kids are all learning the basics of fighting. Damien wants to be a wizard and knows a couple basic spells I taught him. Fenrir is training to fence with a sword-and-shield, with a little archery like myself. I was mystified by Runa's choice - she learned how to handle a greatsword at a young age and never puts the thing down. At some point last year I took her to the UNP Clothing Store adjacent to Haafingar Hall and we both got new clothes/armor. Dunno what UNP stands for, maybe Ultra Negligent Protection, because it all barely covers the body like armor, but seems to have some kind of enchantment to give it higher defense than a lot of the armor on the market. Also, seriously, why is all the best stuff in Solitude? A little background - you remember the Jail Master I've been asking around about? I searched for him off-and-on over the past seven years, but nobody seems to know where he operates out of. Keep this in mind. So one day, I took Fenrir and Runa out on a small hunting trip to kill the Horkers that have been annoying us near Windstad. Damien refused to come. He didn't explain himself, but I wondered if he thought it was beneath him, being half-daedra, or an aspiring wizard. I shook my head and said to Sanguine, "You take care of him." Eventually we came to the big group and Fenrir and I aimed and started to fire. They charged, to which Runa and I drew our melee weapons and laid into them. She held her own for a while, but I did the bulk of the killing - I have a lot of experience in this. As I looked around, Fenrir was nowhere to be found. "Ma, he's over there," Runa pointed, panting. I walked over to Fenrir, who had been cowering behind a tree. "Sorry, ma. There were like thirty of them!" "More like ten," I smirked, "You don't have anything to worry about with me around. If they'd gotten even one tusk on you I'd shout them into next week." Fenrir sighed, "I'm no good at this." "It's alright. You can go back to the manor," I pointed to it, just barely visible. When he'd walked away, I said to Runa, "Been practicing shouting?" "No luck so far," she replied. "Maybe I should take you to see the Greybeards. It come so natural to me, I don't know how to teach it," I folded my arms, "Although... they probably don't want to talk to me now with how I talked to them last time I was there." "Mom, I don't think I can shout like you," she said. "Well, you're a Nord, so I assume you'll be able to figure out one or two," I smiled, "Don't worry. It'll come. So what do you want to do now?" "I was wondering if we could go to Windhelm." "Odd request. Why?" I asked. "I was wondering how Aventus was doing. He's old enough to move back into his family home. He sent me a letter I got a few weeks back," she explained. "I saw that in the mailbox," I said, "Alright. It has been a while since I saw Ulfric." We took Windstad's carriage to Windhelm - seeing as how I cannot keep a horse for any length of time. I approached the Palace of the Kings first, and Ulfric and Galmar were standing near the big brazier. "This is maddening!" Galmar shouted, "They've still not made you high king yet." Ulfric nodded, "And we've seen a lot of Thalmor activity around the borders. Ah! Stormblade! Its been ages!" I smiled at him. I would admit, I've always had an attraction to him. "Hey Ulfric," I said, "The Guards' new armor looks pretty amazing. And all the remodels." "We were able to take a lot of the money from the vanquished imperial forts and funnel them into the holds. Not just this one," he replied. "Are you... taller?" I asked, "You've definitely been working out. Even Galmar looks good in his new armor." He grinned at me, saying nothing else on the matter. "Who is this young lady?" Galmar asked. "That's the orphan Runa Fair-Shield," Ulfric said, "Destana adopted her right after our campaign. What brings you to Windhelm?" "Going to see her friend. And..." I started, looking at him, "And you, of course." He smirked. I wonder why he'd never married? Never seemed to even have women at all, for any length of time. At the time, Runa had been fiddling around with things. Just kinda walking around messing with things. She'd sat down on a wooden-covered hatch like a cellar door cleverly concealed next to the stairs to the Palace. "C'mon Runa, let's go see your friend," I said, approaching. Then I looked at the label on the hatch. Written in very tiny letters, the old words, 'Lower Dungeons' had been scratched out, replaced with a hand written, 'Jailer's Place.' I furrowed my brow. No... it couldn't be. "Get up a second," I said, then lifted the planks. There was a wooden ladder leading down into a deep dungeon. Looked like it was in a state of disrepair. "How long has that been there?" Ulfric asked Galmar. "Long as I've lived here," Galmar replied, "We don't use the old dungeons though." Curious, I climbed down the ladder. Runa followed. At the bottom was a dark hallway, but it led to lit torches. If the Jarl thinks this isn't being used, and it is... either some crimes are being committed, or they were about to be. I licked my lips, going to stealth like putting on an old glove. I turned a corner and peered into a room. Inside was a noble and several slaves playing out some kind of fantasy. He saw me, but he went back to what he was doing. I didn't actually care about him, though I was very confused about what was going on here. I looked at another door, which was locked. Hard, but not for me, I popped it open to reveal an empty room. "Mom, there's another locked one here," Runa whispered, and I popped this one easily. "You're so good at that," she smiled. "Guildmaster's gotta be able to impress," I said. Nothing in that room either. We came to another room that looked like it was under the Jarl's throne room (maybe thirty feet) and the same style as that room, but it was completely bare. We passed a female noble in the hallway who was sitting at a chair in a strangely placed alcove. We checked another room, to find a group of slaves just confined to the room. I didn't bother them either. Was keeping a low profile for now. Finally, we came to a common room with only a couple torture devices but also with a table and chairs. And.... "What is it, mom?" My nostrils flared as I looked at her, look of pure rage on my face. "Back out," I said. We walked around the corner and I said, "You should probably go visit your friend now. Do you know the way out?" "Why? Who is that man?" She asked. "Trust me. It would be safer if you left now," I said, not wanting her to see what I was about to do. I KNEW I was going to do some of the most unspeakable things imaginable because I was much, much stronger now than I had been when I saw him the first time. I'd finally found him. The Jailer. "I... want to help you mom," she said. "No. Get out of here," I said angrily. In this time he'd come out of the room and taken the immediate left (we took the further away right) and found the noble sitting at the chair. "No. I'm going to be a part of this. Obviously you're very passionate about something," Runa said insistently. I sighed, noting his movement. I knew it was now or never if I was going to get the drop on him, "Alright. But I am about to do a lot of things you're probably going to have nightmares about later." I turned the corner, and realized the Jailer was fucking the noblewoman. Of course, consensually. I got out a dagger. This was going to be personal. But then I sheathed it. This was going to be even more personal than that. I walked up on him fucking her doggystyle. I took the riding crop, two swords and his bow from his gear. Then I got right behind him. He was about to finish. At once I whispered, "Remember me?" And when he turned (and came), I clocked him in the mouth. He fell to his knees and I slammed my gloved fist on top of his head. He passed out cold. I looked up at the noblewoman, "This man has committed crimes against humanity. Do you want to join him, or forget you saw this?" She shook her head, "We all hate him. He's really strong. I'm not going to stop you." Then she walked away. Considering him, he actually did seem really strong. Stronger than me, even. How does one with so much power become like this? Why not just overthrow a Jarl and take his place? Who knows? I took out a kit from one of the bondage rooms. I pulled out some rope and bound his hands and feet. I looked over to Runa, "Sure you want to watch this?" "What did he do to you?" "He raped me. A hundred times. He paraded me around Solitude and let every random man who wanted to rape me. He whipped me," I said, "Who knows how many others he's done this to." I pulled the ropes extremely tight. I pulled my clothes off, piece by piece. Then I pulled a belt and a strap-on from the kit and strapped them around my waist. I grabbed the riding crop and whipped the Jailer a few times until the started awake. "I'll ask you again, do you remember me?" I asked. "N~no," he stammered. He started to yell, unaware of what was going on, and I stuffed a cloth into his mouth, tying another around his head so he couldn't talk but he could see. I tightened the links again. "You will," I replied, thrusting the strap-on into his ass. He screamed against the bonds, but almost so sound came out. I kept going like that for a while until I became bored. I put my clothes back on, wondering why I'd taken them off in the first place - I guess it was habit. I decided I would whip him for a while again, all the while he begged for mercy. Eventually I pulled out the gag so I could enjoy it. When he tried to scream again I started punching him in the head. I hadn't looked at Runa the whole time, but when I looked at her then I could tell she was terrified. He fell onto the floor again, out cold. "Sorry, I did warn you," I said. "Are you...done?" She asked. "Well I didn't exactly pay him back, but I think I did enough. Now to get creative," I said. I tied him up very tightly into a ball and threw him into a sack. I walked past Ulfric and Galmar, still arguing about the moot. I said hi, and they didn't suspect anything. I got a horse and we rode with great fervor back to the north. I knew just the spot. I ran across the ice fast enough that Runa could barely keep up, but eventually we reached the Serpent Stone. I set the sack down, feeling around for where his body parts were oriented. "Brace yourself," I said to Runa. Then I stabbed him in the lower belly. He screamed, but I did it with such precision that I knew the wound would take him hours to die. That is, if he didn't die from exposure out here. I cut open the sack. He rolled out, prone onto the cliff behind the Serpent Stone. And that was my mistake. As soon as he became aware, he readied a green spell and cast it in a great cloud. I fell to my knees, limp, as did Runa. We'd been standing on the cliff's edge to we both toppled onto a lower ice shelf. I struggled, paralyzed. "Fu~fu~fu," I screamed, but no intelligible noises came out of my mouth. The Jailer hobbled over to us, having casted a restoration spell to stop the bleeding, then he pulled the kit from my back and tied Runa up and blindfolded her. "I'll .... kill...." I started, but he blasted me with another paralyzing spell. "Such dirty women need to be punished," he said, haggardly. He pulled out a red leather... thing from the kit and casted some kind of very advanced spell, transposing my clothes with the suit. I was utterly restrained in every way imaginable. I was mittened, armbindered, pony shoe'd, legs bound together, suited in a binding dress, but not gagged or blindfolded. As the paralyzation wore off I hobbled toward Runa, who was frozen in fear. "I tell you what," he stammered. I'm sure he was still in an amazing amount of pain, and in his underwear in the freezing tundra. He said, "I'm going to punish her first." "You son of a bitch! I'm going to rip off your every limb and eat it!" I screamed. "What's.. happening?" Runa said, terrified. "Don't worry, honey," he caressed her cheek. Of course, he was fiddling with himself to get ready and it was freezing. And... he turned toward her. I took a sharp breath. I was a master thief. This was fucking nothing! But how to go about this... I was a mage too! I casted Unlock on the mittens. Talos praise Alteration. Then I used Telekinesis to grab a lockpick from my pack and toss it into my hands. I rolled and acrobatically picked the lock on the legbinder. Then I dropped the lockpick. FUCK! I turned to find he grabbing her by the face. By the will of some daedra, maybe Molag Balls, he was hard. "Hey, asshole," I said. He turned his head. I had to think of something fast. "What?" My eyes lit up with glee. "You should've gagged me!" I remembered a third thing. Something I never wanted to admit. I was Dragonborn. "TIID - KLO!" Time slowed to a crawl. "FUS -..." Runa's ears perked up and she knew what was coming. She fell back, flat on her back. "RO - DAH!" I shouted, and the Jailer flew backward, time still crawling along. In the intervening time, I'd gone back to the Greybeards and pleaded for them to teach me the last word of Unrelenting Force. They denied me, so I went and looked for their damned Horn. Turns out, It'd been stolen by the woman in Whiterun - Delphine. I hadn't bothered to go back to her after our initial meeting, just went back to the Greybois. I used the extra time to grab another lockpick and pop the lock on the armbinder. I freed my arms, readying Elemental Bolt on both hands. I took two steps forward, then as the time dilation stopped, I fired a bolt toward the Jailer. It wouldn't be enough, though, so I pulled out my bow. The tried-and-true method of killing a man with an arrow. I drew an arrow. I knew he'd have to surface soon or he would never surface. I spotted him on the far shore. He was barely holding on to life. I took a deep breath, still only wearing the red binding suit, and fired. The first arrow hit him between his shoulder blades. The second, in his lower back. He got to one knee, holding his wound. I shot a third one, now that he was stationary, and got him in the back of the neck. I quickly untied Runa, cut the red suit off me and threw the lot of it into the Sea of Ghosts. Then I put my normal clothes back on, building a fire with Destruction and wood I had in my pack. We warmed up over a couple minutes silently. Then I started to walk towards him. "He's dead, mom," she said. "I'm just making sure," I said back, hopping across the ice again. He was lying there, bleeding, freezing, "Please..." That was all he got out between his shivers. Runa put her hand on my shoulder. I raised an eyebrow. What...? She kicked into the water. "Good riddance," she said. I've heard drowning is one of the worst ways to die. I mean, hopefully. We traveled back to Windstad and found the boys sitting around the fire on this cold evening. The first thing I did was hug my husband. "Damn you're cold!" He said. He didn't ask what we'd been through until the kids went to bed. But he got pretty mad when I told him what happened. Not the murder, I mean, he's a Daedra. But the nearly getting myself killed again. And what almost happened to Runa. We laid down together and not much more was said. A few hours later, I heard a sound. I silently got up, walking through the house. The boys' room was across from ours. Safe there. I went downstairs and passed by Valdimar's room - he was snoring. I wondered if that's what it had been. Then I went over to Runa's room to see a dark figure standing over her bed. I crept over to it, stealthily drawing my dagger. No fool thief or whatever was going to get the best of me. I wrapped an arm around the target's waist, another putting my dagger to their throat. "This had better be one hell of an explanation. Or you're going to be sleeping tonight in the Sea of Ghosts," I whispered. "Destana," the woman said. "Who...?" I said, "Is that Astrid?" "Yes, sister. It's been awhile," she replied, "Could you take your dagger off my throat?" "Promise you're not here to kill Runa," I commanded. "No, no. That's not my intention. Quite the opposite, actually." "Opposite?" I sheathed my dagger, "You're going to make her double-alive?" Astrid giggled, "No, silly. And where have you been these past few years?" "I heard about a lot of murders, you guys seem to be doing pretty well on your own. Since the Night Mother came back," I said, leading her into the common room with the big table, "I had a lot going on." "I understood. You have," Astrid gestured, "All this now. You're a guildmaster. I figured I'd let it slide. We have an understanding with the Thieves' Guild. If we really needed you I would've called on you." "So, how are things?" "Not bad. Can't complain." "So why are you here, creepily hovering over my daughter?" I asked. "You really don't remember, do you?" She asked. "Remember?" "You performed the black sacrament to kill that Jailer," Astrid replied. I pursed my lips. Oh yeah. When I'd found no way of killing him myself, I figured the other assassins could do it. I'd even gossiped about it with Babette. "That girl told you, didn't she?" I asked. "Yup. I took on the job myself, since even you couldn't find him," she said. "So why are you here? I killed him. I'm still a member, right? No problem," I shrugged. "I was following you until the last. When I caught up with you, what I found was a sweet, innocent girl kicking a man into the ocean to freeze to death. Almost as inspired as your first kill," Astrid replied. I put my head down on the table, "And now she owes a kill to the brotherhood. Shor's bones." "Yup," she said. I sighed, "I'm not sure if she can handle this." "Killing none of the targets was always an option," Astrid explained, "Or even me, if you were skilled enough." "Am I allowed to... sit in or anything?" I asked. "No. That would taint her decision. I want this to be a real test," Astrid replied, "Your sweet, innocent girl will make whatever decision comes naturally to her. But don't be surprised if it's not the one you expect." "Fine!" I said, "But I don't want anything to happen to her." That night I figured out how Astrid does it. A sleeping poison. Makes them sleep so deeply the brotherhood initiates can carry the target to the shack. Conveniently not very far from here. I didn't get to see what happened in the shack, but I did wait up the rest of the night to see her emerge in the morning. Her blade had blood on it, which is not what I'd hoped for. "Did they at least deserve it?" I asked. She nodded silently, "How do you know about them?" "I'll tell you all about it on the way to the sanctuary," I replied, grasping her hand. New Mods for Time Skip:
  6. Hey there, it's me, Destana. Where was I in the story? I'd found out the name of the person trying to take down the Thieves' Guild. I fought once in the Arena, and was not going to do that in my present state. I played a few Inns as a Bard, was not an official member yet. I was a student at the College of Winterhold. I have attended one class. I have designs on becoming a Thane in Riften in the near future to get an actual house. Most importantly, I was pregnant with the child of Sanguine, Daedric Lord of Debauchery. Also, his adherent. Spreading debauchery, but trying to keep myself safe. Most pressing, though, I was kidnapped by some woman and three people were tied up in front of me. “You’re safe. Which is more than I can say about Grelod the Kind," the woman was sitting on top of a bookcase. “You know about that? I’m surprised you followed me all the way to Winterhold.” “Half of Skyrim knows. You killed the matron of an orphanage in cold blood. Nobody saw you. People are saying you’re a ghost. It was a good kill. But there is a slight… problem.” “Problem?” “That Aretino boy was looking for the Dark Brotherhood. Me and my associates. Grelod was a contract. Now, you must repay the kill.” “Who?” “Turn around. I’ve collected these guests from…places. Doesn’t matter from where. There’s a contract out on one of them. They can’t leave here alive. You figure out which one.” I went to the middle one first, a woman. “Get these damn things off me! If you’re going to kill me, go ahead!” I almost said, ‘Ok’ and just did it. Customer service with a smile. Reconsidering, I asked, “Why would someone want to kill you? Just tell me what I want to know.” “I’m a woman with six children with no husband. You’re damn right if you think I’ve made enemies.” I sighed, though I really wanted to kill her. Next! The khajit on the right. “Vasha, at your service. Killer of fools, defiler of daughters. If you don’t know my name, perhaps I will carve it on your corpse later.” “You guys really don’t want to live, do you?” I asked, then said, “Why would someone want to have you killed?” “I have many enemies. If they didn’t, I’d take it as a personal insult.” Still thinking, I moved to the nord man on the left. “I’m Fultheim, a nobody. Please, just let me go.” “Why would somebody pay to have you killed?” “Oh gods, I don’t want to die.” “Just answer the question.” “Well, I’m a sellsword and have been for many years. I’m sure somebody would want me dead after all that.” I sighed. The khajit had been shouting insults from the other side of the room since I started with the man, so he was definitely dead. Should I go for extra credit? The sellsword seemed legit, though, who is to say who actually deserves death? He might be a secret rapist racist. The only reason I wasn’t considering the foul woman in the middle was her six kids, but that might be a lie as well. I walked over to the khajit and slit his throat with a dagger. There. As I started to walk back the woman shouted at me to get the bonds off her again. I slapped her in the side of the head. “The Khajit and the mother. Interesting choice,” the assassin said. I raised an eyebrow, looking back at the woman. Was she unconscious? I didn’t hit her that hard. Well, whatever. “Who was the right answer?” I asked. “Irrelevant. You got a contract to kill and you killed. Simple as that. You’re free to go, but, why not take our relationship to the next level?” She detailed the location of a hidden door on the southern end of Skyrim and gave me a password, if I was interested in joining. The Dark Brotherhood. Her name: Astrid. I got out of there immediately. I let out a long breath. Had I really become that callous about murder? Maybe Mephala or Molag Bal was a better fit for me than Sanguine. Shaking it off, I looked at my map as I put some distance between me and that shack. Not far from Dawnstar, I walked there. I’d only gotten the chance to sleep for a few hours before they took me and it was just after dark now, so I played at then slept at the Inn. I figured I should probably tie up a lot of loose ends before Morndas, I woke up very early, bought yet another horse, and rode down to Windhelm again. I walked into the Palace of Kings to find the two men in their map room. Galmar turned, "Ulfric! You owe me a drink! She made it back alive. You're definitely Stormcloak material. Ready to take the oath?" "Oath?" I asked. "You swear fealty to Ulfric Stormcloak, future high king of Skyrim," Galmar replied. "Alright. I'll do it," I looked down at my still regular-looking belly. Maybe this would help create a better future for this land that I was quickly making my permanent home. He began, and I repeated, step-by-step, "I do swear my blood and honor to the service of Ulfric Stormcloak, Jarl of Windhelm and true High King of Skyrim. As Talos is my witness, may this oath bind me to death and beyond even to my lord as to my fellow brothers and sisters in arms. All hail the Stormcloaks, the true sons and daughters of Skyrim!" I smiled. It felt good. "Oh and here, you ought to look the part," Galmar handed me a set of Stormcloak armor. I slid it into my pack, knowing I was just going to sell it later (not as good as what I have). "Oh, and I have a mission coming up you'd be good at. Somebody good in the field and resourceful, not like these milk-drinkers," Galmar chuckled. "Are you on about the crown again?" Ulfric said from across the table, "I don't need a crown to be high king." "But if you did have it, then it would legitimize your claim!" Galmar grinned. "A crown doesn't make a king," Ulfric responded. Galmar turned to me then, "I've found the final resting place of the Jagged Crown. Can you believe it?" I raised an eyebrow, like he expected me to know what that was. "Korvanjund. If old King Bargas is buried there, we're bound to run into trouble." No explanation needed. Dungeon crawling was one of my favorite and best skills. Ulfric could have his old dusty crown as long as I got a cut of the gold and gems. I walked out of the room thinking to myself, 'But, if I am truly ... protecting myself, should I not wear heavier armor? Or maybe... I could carry a shield. Heavy armor would just slow me down.' I walked over to the barracks and picked up a Windhelm Guard Shield (same symbol as the Stormcloaks). "Ah yes, there we go," I nodded. I figured it would take a few days for the Stormcloaks to get there - you know how armies are. It was only a short ride but they'd spend a great deal of time getting equipped. I decided to finish my errands. I went south to the Dark Brotherhood sanctuary. I would at least hear them out. I took a carriage to Falkreath (played the Inn there) and went into the woods. Eventually I searched out a black door with a skull on it. "What is the music of life?" The door said. Not the strangest thing I've seen, "Silence, my brother." Brother door. The brother of door. "Welcome home," the door replied. I walked in to find Astrid leaning against a post on the far side of the room. "I got past your spooky door, what now?" I asked. "Welcome, sister. Now you join the family. This is our sanctuary. Get comfortable," she said. I wasn't planning on resting just yet. "I'm going to arrange your first big job. Before that, though, talk to Nazir. He might have some smaller contracts to tide you over. Here, have some new armor. May it serve you well." Another new suit of armor. I took it, putting some of it in my bag but clumsily dropping some of it. I blinked. I picked up one of the boots and dropped it again. Expecting a thud, it made no noise whatsoever. My eyes glowed greedily as I stripped off my Thief Guild boots and threw them somewhere and put on the Dark Brotherhood boots. Even the improved boots I stole from Vex weren't as good as these babies. I slid on the gloves, hood and body armor as well. I would keep robes for when I needed to do more spellcasting, but I figured the best defense would be not to be seen or heard. I walked into the next room and the members of the guild were talking. Out of the crowd I picked up that Nazir was the Redguard. "So you're the newest member of our dwindling, dysfunctional family." "Hi," I said, not sure what to make of these people. Thievery I could understand, but killing was something I'd always needed to do, or did for a purpose. But killing for the sake of killing? Wait, do we get paid for this? "I give you three days before you're dead. Just like all the others," Nazir said. "Got work for me?" "Straight to the point. I like it. I have three," Nazir folded his arms, "I'll have more coming in from time to time to be completed at your leisure. They're not going anywhere." "People pay us for this, right?" "Oh yes. Sometimes exorbitant fees," Nazir handed me the dossiers, "Not these. These are cheaper ones. Gotta get your feet wet first." Well, alright then. As I turned to leave I noticed the guild members had already scattered to their own devices. I walked to a set of stairs to try and see if any one of them had any tips, or training advice, or whatever. But I found pause. There was a strange pounding in my head, like a chant that stopped me in my tracks. My vision began to blur. Something was streaming from a wall nearby and I felt inexorably drawn to it. I stepped forward, the chanting beating in my ears like thunderclaps. Runes. Ancient runes were written on this wall. One set in particular, I could feel energy, knowledge pouring into me. My skin covered in goosebumps and I felt a sudden exultation, like a heroic song playing in my heart. A tear came to my eye as the energy faded. Then there was silence. "Krii...?" I said to myself, like I had learned something, but I had no idea what it meant. If I had gained anything, I had no way to access this knowledge. I turned to Nazir, who'd been staring at me the whole time. "You...okay?" He asked, "You started acting weird." "I guess?" I asked, "Ever experienced something weird with this wall?" "No, not really. It's just a wall with some runes on it. Pretty standard for ancient nord ruins. This place was built inside of a small tomb," Nazir replied. I got up and walked out, not sure what had just happened. Astrid was standing in the entryway again. "Got the contacts. Be back in a few days," I said. "Good luck," she said back, "Hey, before you go, want to learn a new skill?" "Sure," I said sheepishly. "Let's go to the bed in the next room." "Ah, that kind of skill," I smirked. "Well, it is easy to get a woman distracted during sex. You can capitalize on this and take her out," Astrid replied. "I know how to do this already, but, practice makes perfect," I smiled. So, you know, we did the sex. When we were done she said, "If you want to practice on a man, you can go talk to Arnbjorn, my husband." I raised an eyebrow, "You'd be okay with that?" "Of course. I have sex with quite a few people during missions. It's just business," she said as she got her clothes back on. I walked down to what looked like a forge where Arnbjorn was working. A big meaty Nord man. "What do you want, beef roast?" He spat, not looking up from his work. I stood there. Very threatening. I smirked a little, finding myself interested. Wanting to ask the question I was about to even more. "You're a new recruit. I'm not going to bother learning your name now. If that's all, go away," he said, hammering. "Why're you so mad?" I spat. "Look. If you're trying to get to know me - don't. I don't like you, and I never will. It's nothing personal. But... My wife trusts you, and I trust her judgment. So you can't be all bad. Here's all you need to know: I'm a werewolf. I like killing things. I love Astrid. I hate annoying people. And the color blue gives me a headache." A werewolf? Strangely enough, that had me even more intrigued. I'd never seen one in the flesh before. "Astrid said you could teach me something," I said, like I didn't know what I was asking. Maybe the innocent act would entice him like a little lamb minding its own business. He grinned, showing his teeth more than anything, "Okay. Turn around." He was finally watching me as he talked. I did what he asked. He grabbed my hips and pulled down the brotherhood pants, touching my butt, "This what you had in mind?" "I figured you'd teach me how to kill a man while fucking him," I smiled sweetly. He blinked, "You do know what I am." "Yes." "Alright," he said, with a growl I felt something enter me. Luckily, nobody else was in the big common room. He was rough and we made some noise. When we were done, I left. It was time to ride my horse back to Riften. I rode as fast as I could, doing my best to make good time, and reached it in the middle of the night on Loredas. I slept in the guild bunkroom until Sundas morning. I fenced with Tonilia and Ra'skaar then I reported in. "Morning, lass," Brynjolf said, "News from Gulum-Ei?" "Karliah," I said between him and Mercer Frey and that seemed to do it. Also distracting them from the fact that I'd not given one whit of information about the sneaky argonian. "She said meet her where it all began," I continued. "Snow Veil Sanctum," he said, "This time, the two of us are going together." I peered at my map really quick, "Hmm... I guess it's on the way..." Between Windhelm and Winterhold. "Then it's settled, I'll meet you there," Mercer said. I popped topside for a few minutes to go to Mistveil Keep. "My Jarl, what does it take to be named a Thane of the Rift?" I asked. "Members of the community will need to vouch for you. At least five," Jarl Laila replied, "And if you take care of the Skooma ring around here, It wouldn't hurt your chances." "Okay, where should I investigate?" "Try the docks," Anuriel, the steward said from beside her. I asked myself if I had time for this. I hefted my pack full of packrat garbage that I'd been accumulating since I came to Skyrim. I looked through various poisons, potions and different types of skooma. I eyed Leaf Skooma, which increased the speed and stamina of the imbiber, but was highly addictive. I'm pregnant. Can't do that. So I put the bottle away. No matter, I would need to use the natural drug to drive me forward: adrenaline! I clenched my fists, ready to take on the challenge of: BECOMING THANE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE! Okay. Five people. Skooma drug ring. I AM SPEED! I sprinted to the marketplace. "Hey you! Yeah you!" I shouted, "You need help?" At no one in particular. "Bring me ten fire salts," Balimund said. I dumped the contents of my pack on the ground and fished out fire salts, counting up to ten, "Done. Vouch for me." "Thanks!" Balimund shouted back, using them to light his forge even hotter. "Who else needs help?" I shouted. Ingun Black-Briar spoke up, "I could use some alchemical ingredients." I threw an armful of alchemical garbage at her, "DONE! VOUCH FOR ME!" "Thanks?" Ingun replied, "Oh hey, some of this is what I needed." "Next!" Talen-Jei said, "I could use three flawless amethysts." "May as well just ask for gold. Here!" I chucked a sack of gems at him, "Vouch for me." "Well, I would take money," Snilf, the beggar said. I squinted at him. I wondered if a beggar would count for this purpose, "Screw it. Done!" I shouted as I threw a sack of 100 gold at him. "One more!" I shouted. A man said back to me, "Would you stop screaming? I could hear you clear from the stables. I have half a mind to knock you out." I raised an eyebrow. Would punching this guy set me back, waste time, or propel me forward. "100 gold says I can beat the pants off you!" I shouted back at him. "Deal!" He was the stablemaster, Hofgrir Horse-crusher. I crouched and by the time he'd put up his dukes, I was already laying into him. I clocked him on the back of the head seventeen times, sending him to the street. "To the docks!" I shouted as I sprinted away. "But... your money?" He shouted as I ran. "Greet ~" Wujeeta started. But I shouted over her, "Do you know anything about a Skooma ring?" "Uh... well, I'm addicted to Skooma. I'm going to lose my job ~" "Stop. Tell me exactly what I need to solve your problems," "A healing potion." "Done," I handed her my worst healing potion, "Where do you get your supply? Say it! Say it fast!" I got uncomfortably close to her. "Talos Bones!" She yelled, "Sarthis Idren. He has some sort of a setup over at the Riften Warehouse. You can't get inside though. They've kept that place locked up tight since the war began." I went back to the Jarl, "Found the Skooma. In the warehouse." "Here's the key! Deal with it!" She said, throwing a key at me. I caught it on my way out the door. I drew my crossbow and started firing into the crowd of unsuspecting men, "Do not underestimate the power of an expecting mother who's on a timetable!" When they got close, I pulled out sword and dagger and finished them off, "You won't poison my babies with your skooma!" They were all mowed down quickly, then I traveled back to Mistveil Keep. "Here's the information on the Skooma ring and I helped Snilf, Ingun, Balimund, Talen-Jei, Wujeeta and ... maybe Hofgrir?" Laila Law-Giver blinked, "You were gone like, ten minutes." "Thane? Thane now??" I asked. "Now you need to go get the Skooma den," the steward said. I sighed, "Cragslane Cavern... it's on the way to Snow Veil Sanctum. Which is on the way to the College of Winterhold." It was still morning. Could I do two dungeons with travel time in one day? Best not zone out for this travel and actually get on my horse and book it.
  7. Hey, it's me, Destana. After my second trip to Solitude, I felt like I could take on all of Nirn. I figured I could scope out Windhelm, do a smaller amount of crime, and go back to Riften and finally get somewhere with the Thieves' Guild. I cut straight through the wilderness, as is my way. You know, nature is beautiful. The peace. The solitude. Miles away from civilization. Nobody to tell you you're wrong. Nobody can find you. I remember being on a cliff in a forest somewhere outside of Windhelm when a hand appeared on my shoulder. "I've been looking for you," the man said. "Talos!" I shouted as an expletive, turning and putting my hands on my weapons, "Who are you? How did you find me?!" "Got something I'm supposed to deliver - your hands only," the man said. "How the..." I stood there puzzled, "Are you a bounty hunter?" "I just told you I'm a courier," he mumbled, "Let's see here..." "I've got a letter and a lot of gold. Something about it being your inheritance? Oh, and... sorry for your loss," he handed over the letter. I took it. While he walked away, I stared at him, at the letter, and back to him. "....What??" I said to myself. I ripped open the letter. It read, 'Destana, by order of Jarl Balgruuf the Greater it is with great regret we inform you of Octava San's death. The deceased bequeathed unto you a measure of inheritance in the amount of 250 gold pieces....' Blah blah blah, I trailed off as I read. "But how in the hell did this courier find me, and know who I was. And why would my former owner bequeath such a large amount of gold to me?" I said out loud. I was a nobody. Clearly the Courier was a master tracker and real hunters and guards could learn something from him. Also, it was nice that Octava gave me this money. I looked at it in my hand. Being an adventurer, it was logical she had a will. I felt myself wondering if she had a family, or a home, or someone to love. Why throw your life away in a life like this? I mean, I'm doing it, even now that I have a place to live. So, I can't really say much about it. I walked down the road a few more miles, nearly there now. Coming to the top of another hill, I found an Orc standing there. "You... you a bandit or something?" I asked. Damn, I probably should've snuck up on him or shot him with an arrow or something. "I am waiting for a good death." "I can respect that, I guess. What do you mean by a good death?" "If I just laid down and died, it wouldn't please Malacath." "Okay," I smiled a little. I immediately liked this guy, "I can understand the want to die honorably. Maybe I can help you. Give you your good death." "We shall see," he smiled. "Before that though, want to feel the touch of a woman one more time?" I smiled big now. His eyebrow raised a little, "Why not. You're pretty good looking." "Only pretty?" He chuckled. It was easy. Immediate alchemy between us. We smiled at each other, taking off our clothes quickly. He picked me up and held onto me as he thrusted. I felt like I needed rehabilitation from my experiences with prison and slavery. And that was it. Good sex. Good love. We redressed. "Now how do you want to do this?" I smiled as I drew my sword and dagger. "Help!" A woman screamed nearby, down the hill. We rushed toward the commotion. Two bears, baring down on a traveling wench and her bodyguard. The 'old' orc rushed in first, me switching to my bow. As he fought out in front I lodged arrow after arrow in the bears. I was amazed at how much punishment he could take. We finished off the bears. "Thank you. You saved our lives," the wench said, continuing on her journey. I squinted at the orc. Had he not let his life be taken because he wanted to protect us? Was he just too much of a badass to be taken down by a few measly bears? He was slowly walking up the hill now while the ladies walked down. I approached the Orc silently, stabbing him in the back. Sorry, I never said I was honorable. He fought bears and sabre cats recently, he was slashed up as hell. Seemed pretty good to me. He fell to the ground. I stabbed his sword in the dirt. I wonder if Orcs have any sort of rules for being buried to make it to the afterlife? I continued toward my goal, finally reaching the gates of Windhelm after a couple days of travel. I immediately found two nords accosting a dunmer as the sun set. Accusing her of being an imperial spy. Not really my problem. First thing, my job. I pulled the massive tome that was my rapidly filling quest log and book of maps from my backpack and slammed it down on a stone outcropping. I always wondered if carrying this thing was going to give me back pain later in life, but I assumed my big boobs just offset the difference, altogether giving me strong meaty legs. My target: Stands-In-Shallows. Steal a ring from him. Okay, sure. I looked at the map of Windhelm, and it made sense that he would be at the Argonian Assemblage, that name being distinctly Argonian. I walked down to the docks. Passing through the seedy part of town where all the non-Nords lived, I started to wonder if all Skyrim was just as cruel as Solitude. Maybe the Jailer made his rounds here too. I took out a big, thick quill and scribbled on the first page of my quest log "Kill the fucking Jailer." Then I closed it again. I went through the motions, as always. Go in the door. Sneak. Walk up behind target. Take thing out of pocket. Be tempted by other stuff in pockets. Today, decided not to press my luck. Now that job is done, look around for anything valuable. This time I didn't find anything. Nothing worth taking. These people must be really bad off. I decided to stroll around, even though it was getting late. Beside a locked shop I spied an interesting sign, 'Pit Fighters Guild.' Interested in more ways to make money, and finding it one of the few places not closed in these parts, I stepped in and down a set of stairs. A man rested against the doorway, one of his eyes white after having been slashed through or somehow destroyed from some old war or battle, "Come here to mock us or do you want to fight in the pits?" I shrugged, "Why not. Does it pay?" "Of course. Talk to Sirollus." Inside the few members of the pit fighting guild were training with dummies, shooting archery targets, some were sleeping or having a late evening meal. I turned the corner to find an imperial sitting at a desk, "Come to join the last vestiges of the paladins?" I nodded. "Very well. Talk to Gerich when you're ready to fight," he pointed to the man who'd greeted me at the door. I turned and there he was. "No fights scheduled at the moment. I'm going to sleep," Gerich said. When I turned I realized everybody had gotten in their beds and was now asleep. I squinted. These people make this so easy. Even Sirollus was now fast asleep after only a couple minutes. I looked at the full coin purse on the table where he'd addressed me originally. 'Hmmm...' I thought, 'the people here don't seem to be doing too well.' I decided against what I was thinking. I walked out. Maybe they'll be more lively next time I stop by. I turned to find a beggar (maybe a little older than me, not old or haggard) named Angrenor. "Here," I reached out my hand, "Have a septim." "Oh thank you," he responded. You know, there's a real problem in this province. On that cold night, I thought to myself one day I may be in a position to do something about it. But not that day. From there I wandered around for a bit. Happy to be out of the gray quarter with all the muck and sadness, I went about picking locks and stealing valuables. This time, without any kind of contract. I just like stealing. Not from the gray quarter people of course, from the other side of town. After not getting caught yet again for a couple hours, I found myself on a bridge. A child said, "Then it's true. Aventus Aretino is performing the Black Sacrament to summon the Dark Brotherhood?" Idesi, a dunmer woman responded, "Nonsense. He's doing no such thing." "Then I'll invite him out to play," the kid said. I didn't approach. I didn't even listen to their conversation further. Rather, I decided this was a good time to look into the nearby house. Again, barely locked. "Sweet mother, sweet mother..." A child's voice came from within. I remember some of the kids in my neighborhood playing such games, wishing death on some of the more nasty adults. I stepped inside to find... in shock, the child had actually drawn a huge symbol on the ground, had a human skeleton and ... was that meat human? Where does a child get - "Finally! I knew you'd come!" "Uhh..." I smiled weakly. "Now that you're here, you can fulfill the contract!" "Contract?" "My mother, she died. I was at the orphanage in Riften. I want you to kill that horrible matron. Grelod the Kind. She's cruel and evil." "Uhh... sure kid," I smiled again weakly, backing slowly out the door. As soon as I shut the door behind me I thought about it. Why would I kill the matron of an orphanage. Surely, this kid was exaggerating. Probably a spoiled child by the look of his house. The Dark Brotherhood is bad news. But are they real? I was never really sure about that. Best not tempt fate. And I only usually murder if I have a good reason. Having had enough of robbing for the day, I decided I would go to the Gnisis Cornerclub. Unfortunately, this didn't seem to actually be an Inn, so I went to Candlehearth Hall instead. Realizing I still had the Lute in my pack, I said to the bar wench, "I'd like to play here." "Sure," she said. I strummed a little bit on rhythm and people loved it. People got dancing. They gave me a few coins, and a free room. So, I guess I'm a bard now. I'll need to actually practice as I travel and get better at this. Not the worst sidejob I've had. And, because I was a little lonely, I made a friend in the Hall. 'Friend' is a little strong. Acquaintance who I let put his penis in me is more apt. In the morning, I went back to the Pit Fighter's Guild, who now had a fight for me in Windhelm. I signed up, practicing my stealth and fighting tactics until it was time. Later that morning, I stepped out onto a small, shabby arena with nary a soul watching me. It wasn't too hard. I had to kill a skeever; which I've been doing since I took that exterminator job back in Hammerfell, a wolf; who'd I'd killed a couple of in the wild. But then, a troll. I did my usual dance, crouching behind an object, waited for him to come out and I stabbed him with my sword and dagger combo. The Dragon's Oath burned him a little, but this one hit back! He slugged me in my side with his fists and I backed off. This would be harder than the basic animals. I took a swing and backed off when he swung back. This tactic worked a few times and I figured I'd have this in the bag before long. Then I noticed his wounds were closing - quickly. I sighed, taking out my bow as I strafed him around a couple things. When he finally closed the distance again I laid into him with sword and dagger, thinking I would overcome his regeneration with swift damage. Finally I got the upper hand and I sliced him across the belly, spilling his intestines on the ground. He dropped, and I sighed in relief, feeling pretty hurt at this point. I casted the basic healing spell I'd learned from perusing random books as we walked back to the Pit Fighter's HQ, then collected my winnings. "50 gold? Really?" I sighed. If this is how honest people make their living count me out. I almost died. I walked out of there right away. This would not entice me again until I was waaaay better at combat. Lastly, I walked up to the Hall of Kings. The guards didn't have any problem with me walking right in. Maybe 'adventurers like me' were often seen walking through these doors. Or maybe the stories that Ulfric shouted High King Torygg to death were true and he didn't need a big guard retinue. A long hall opened before me. Ulfric Stormcloak sat on a throne, flanked by his steward and a warrior in a wolf hood, Galmar. They stared at each other, like they'd just finished a heated discussion about tactics, or politics, or somesuch meaningful banter. As I approached, Ulfric said, "You're a brave one, approaching a Jarl uninvited. What do you want?" I cleared my throat. I wasn't always the confident person I am now about speaking with high ranking people. After all, I'd spent some time in dungeons because of people like him, "I came here to join your cause. I don't like the Empire. I hate the Thalmor." "Why would a Redguard want to fight with Nords?" Galmar asked. "See, that's what gives me pause. I'm not just a 'Redguard.' My name is Destana. I live in Skyrim, for the time being anyway. I like Nords. They're a proud warrior people. I think you have a huge untapped resource in your lands of the Dunmer, Bosmer, Redguards, and everybody else who'd want to live in a free Skyrim. Or, at the very least, hate the Thalmor and want to kill the lot of them. I'm one of Talos' biggest fans and I want to see him worshipped, so if you'll have me, I would fight for you." A smirk crept onto Ulfric's face, "Destana, eh? Galmar. Test her. I want this one in our ranks, but she's got to show us more than convincing words." Galmar muttered something about 'Imperial spies,' then he said, "Alright. Take these. Go to Serpentstone Isle. Kill an Ice Wraith." I squinted at him as I took the frost resist potions, "Do all your recruits have to do jobs like this?" "Just you," Galmar chuckled. "Right," I said, "I'll do it." And I stormed out of there. Of course, I definitely was in no shape to make that journey yet. I would go back to Riften and build up my skills for a while with more Thief work. "Oi, Vex, you know whatever happened to that cheeky new recruit we sent on all those crazy jobs?" Delvin asked. "Well, I've pretty much given up on the lass doing the beehive job. Need to find someone else willing to do it. Vex?" Brynjolf kicked his feet up on the table. "No way. Tried it once. Not going again," Vex shook her head, "You think maybe we were too hard on her?" Delvin blinked, "I don't think I've even seen you show any such compassion." And then I approached the table they were all sitting around next to the bar at the Ragged Flagon. I set down gold, jewels, precious objects on the table between them. "Wow," Brynjolf grinned. All the thieves guild in the flagon gathered around. "You owe me 200 gold," Tonilia said to Vex as she approached, "She came back." "I didn't do all the jobs. But I did most of them. Also, I need a fence," I said, pulling the Imperial Dragon Cuirass over my head and laying it in front of Tonilia, as well as the Gauntlets, Boots, and all the random things I'd stolen. I'd left myself naked above the waist, but I didn't care. "Talos! This is a king's ransom! Where did you steal it from?" Brynjolf asked. "All over," I replied. "Oi, are those scars new?" Delvin asked. "Yes," I said, "Also, could I get another set of Thieves' Guild armor?" Tonilia smirked, "It's going to take me a couple of days to fence all this. If you don't mind waiting, I can get you a new set of armor in the meantime." I nodded, sliding those clothes on that I'd stolen from the farmer, "I'm going to sleep for... a few days." I walked to the small bunkroom and immediately collapsed on the bed to the right. It was midday, but I slept all the way until the next morning. I went and got my armor from Tonilia and went back to bed for another day. The night of the third day, I was awoken by the sounds of conjuration magic. I flipped in the bed to look at him, a man standing over my bed in bound armor and greatsword. "You here for me?" I shouted, hands on weapons. I'd slept with them at my side, remembering the mentions of bounty hunters. "Pay your fine or come with me to jail," the bounty hunter said. "How did you find me?" "If you can't tell, I'm a spellcaster. A simple locate spell," he showed a toothy grin, "And I followed the smell." I would need to look into learning more about magic later. The first thing I did was leap from the bed, pulling my weapons with me and dart into the next room. I ran down the hall and into the flagon where, as it was midday, a half a dozen thieves were relaxing around the bar and tables. The quick ones could see my astonishment as I drew my bow and rounded. The hunter hadn't immediately gave chase. Instead, I heard more sounds of conjuration. Arius the bounty clearer, Vex, Delvin and Tonilia were on their feet at once, drawing weapons (the barmaid merely stood, perplexed). Three bounty hunters and entire guild of thieves met at the crossroads by the door to the Cistern. I could already hear their weapons clashing. I drew an arrow and shot into the fray, then a couple more, but it proved hard to hit my targets as they dodged and thrusted at their opponents. I decided to drop the bow and charge into the fray. Brynjolf and Ra'skaar (the new fence) emerged from the other bunkroom, flanking and then dividing the bounty hunter boss from his two companions. I crouched, bided my time and as soon as Delvin and Vex had hunter 2 occupied I came up behind him and jammed sword and dagger into his back, lifting him off the ground a little. His bound armor vanished and he fell to the ground. Soon Galathiel the face changer stepped in to support Tonilia and Vekel with magic as they continued their fight with hunter 3. This one wasn't going to let me get the drop on him, but at the point it was six on one. He got a staggering blow off on Vekel, knocking him down, but the group's continued onslaught brought him down. Vekel and Tonilia embraced as their opponent's armor vanished and he crumpled. Finally I joined the defenders (Brynjolf and Ra'skaar) in the big bunkroom along with Methridel, a woman I'd never seen before. Ra'skaar fell to the ground as we entered and Bryn looked pretty bad. (Seriously, who are these guys?) I took out my bow and shot the hunter a couple times while Methridel fought, and he seemed to be casting a quick restoration spell to heal himself, but soon the rest of the thieves poured into the room, dogpiling on the bounty hunter and eviscerating him. I sat on the floor against a wall as we all caught our breath. It took a dozen people to beat those guys. After a second I realized I'd been hyperventilating about the prospect of going back to prison. "I would be toast without you guys," I said finally. "Mess with a guild member, mess with us all," Delvin nodded, "Curse be damned." Brynjolf helped me up, "All eyes are on you, lass. Best get to that job." There was a great cheer and they all walked back towards the flagon to get hammered. I checked the packs of the now naked hunters. Blah, probably all conjured stuff. "Wow," I said, pulling Stalhrim and Ebony Arrows, hundreds of gold and for some reason, about thirty pounds of sweet treats out of their packs, as well as some decent spell tomes. I sighed in relief. For certain, this was the point when I decided it was Thieves' Guild for life. Next: Goldenglow Estate and Whiterun!
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