Hello everyone! Spring is in bloom here, and what that normally means for me is being sealed inside my house with a runny nose. But it's all good now, I'm taking my meds and my allergy force fields have never been stronger. I can eat pollen out of a parmesan cheese shaker. I can cover my body in tree sap. I chew on leaves sometimes. Basically I am unsneezable in the face of Nature.

 

 

 

This is a mod to change the size of your plumbob. I'm really enjoying this and I'll definitely be keeping it in my game. There are a few different sizes to choose from. I am using the 50% size

https://illogicalsims.tumblr.com/post/180066132834/smaller-plumbobs-randomly-found-that-you-could

 

 

 

 

 

 

In personal news, I am sorry to announce that my beautiful boi has gone too far. When I created him, I told him to never use his sexy body for attention or power, and I caught him here. He has disobeyed me for the final time, so I am sentencing him for the rest of his days to live as an anime character. The ultimate punishment.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This game is all about fantasies and one of my sexiest fantasies is being allergy-free.  Our dream-pilot to help fulfill my wet dream is Chris McMerica, a superhunk/philanthropist/actor who is all about this type of gritty roleplay.  To prepare for his next role, he ventures out to the Selvadoradan jungle, and into the depths of pollen hell.

 

 

 

 

 

 

No time for autographs ladies, stand back while I grind my gardening skill!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Playing through the temple was fun. It has a dungeon layout, and every time you enter it's a different setup, pretty creative. Having solvable puzzles in the temple would be nice but I suppose its too late for that. The gameplay goes like this... the sim examines a trap for a minute, and then you choose the correct interaction the sim has discovered. The correct interaction choice opens the door to the next room. This goes on until you reach the bottom floor with the treasure chests.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The temple skeletons were huge fans of my work, so I gave them all signed pictures of Jeff Bridges on the set of 1998's The Big Lebowski

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chris comes out to greet the fans after his dangerous adventure. His body glowing like a bronze god under the Selvadoradan mini-sun.  His pink golf shorts jangling with the sound of stolen cultural heritage.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh no! Chris has been poisoned from flirting with a fertility totem inside the temple. He needs to seek immediate medical attention, but he won't - the fans need him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

After my fans followed me all the way into the asshole of the jungle, I learned that I can use a celebrity disguise on Chris that will fool everyone. I return home to dine at my favorite spot unmolested

 

 

 

 

 

 

These relics give special blessings and curses when you use them, Some cool ones are the skeleton helper and the one that gives your sims random friends. I thought it would be nice to hand them off to random townies and see if they ever use them, and alleviate myself of any potential consequences in the process.  I set up a yard sale table in the Arts District and sold them off.  Good luck, suckers.