(Next morning)
Red: HEYA!!!

Red: That all you got!

Shyvana: Eletta be careful!
Eletta: I got him!

Bandit: GAH MY RIBS!!!

Red: DIE!!!

Red: and that is that. Great work everyone
Eletta: Thanks, you too Red.

Shyvana: These bandits.

Shyvana: You don't think they were working for Maven do you?
Red: Nah.

Red: Too unorganized.
Eletta: You sure know a lot about bandits.

Red: What can i say, years of experience pay off.
Shyvana: heh, that they do.

Red: In any case let's continue to Solitude.
Eletta and Shyvana: Right.

(2 hours later)

Red: This way.
Shyvana: Huh?
Eletta: Wait, where are you going?

Shyvana: Don't we need to pass through Dragon Bridge to get to Solitude.
Eletta: Yeah, i don't exactly like the idea of going through those deadly swamps either.

Red: We're doing neither actually.

Red: We have to take a small boat across, there's normally one nearby but we will cross the river near solitude to get to it. Solitude has a back entrance, we can get in from there, no one would expect you two to come from there.

Eletta: Oh, i like that idea.
Shyvana: Me too, lets head off then.

Red: Great. Next stop solitude.

(30 minutes later)
Red: Only a bit more till we hit the water.

Red: the boat should be-
Shyvana: Whoa!

Shyvana: Look at that.
Eletta: Shyvana!
Red: Where are you going?

Red: What's she doing?
Eletta: she gets like this sometimes when she sees something that catches her interest.

Shyvana: Whoa!

Shyvana: So this is one of those dragon burial grounds, it's pretty big.
Eletta: Shyvana!

Eletta: Stop running off.
Shyvana: Sorry, i really wanted to see this.

Red: It's just a dragon burial ground, though empty now. Apparently the dragons came back to life from here.
Eletta: Sounds like some folktale to me.

Eletta: Speaking of Folktales, how did you beat that dragon?
Shyvana: Yeah, how did you defeat it? How did you know it was coming?

Red: *sigh* i knew this was gonna come up eventually.

Red: Well first i was just minding my own business while walking to Whiterun when i heard this flapping sound.

*loud flapping*
Red: Followed by a roar.

*loud roar*

Shyvana: W-what was that?
Eletta: it was nothing, keep going Red.

Red: Then the flapping got louder as it circled around me.

*wings flapping*

Red: and finally it made its entrance from the sky.

*wings flapping*
Red: With a loud

*wings flapping*
Red: Earth shaking

*sound of earth shaking and something landing*
Shyvana: WHOA!!!
Eletta: What!

Eletta: was.....oh.

Red: ......boom.

Eletta: Fuck.
Shyvana: Maybe its passi-

*Dragon roaring*

Shyvana: AHHH!!!
Eletta: GAH!!!

Eletta: oof!
Shyvana: Ow!

*sound of dragon roaring and sword clashing in background*
Shyvana: that was ho-Ah.

*background* Red: That all you got.
Shyvana: Eletta!
Eletta: I'm okay. But Red.

*biting sound in background*
Shyvana: Right come on! Lets go help him!
Eletta: Right behind

*Dragon roaring*
Eletta: You.

*background* Red: HA HA!
Shyvana: by the gods.
Eletta: He's doing it.

*background* Eletta: He's actually doing it.
Red: Take this you bitch!

*slicing sound*
Red: HA HURTS DOESN'T IT!

*Jaw snapping*
Red: Whoa down bitch.

*stabbing sound*
Red: gotta be quicker than that.
*dragon roaring*

Red: Ha you call this hot.

Red: My cooking pot his hotter than these flames!

*jaw snapping*
Red: Whoa!

Red: Bitch i said down.
*dragon whining*

*jaw snapping again*
Red: So angry.

Red: Tell you what, i'll give you one last chance.

Red: Hit me with everything you've got.

*Dragon roaring*
Red: That's it!

Red: But its not!

Red: ENOUGH!!!

Red: And that makes my 5th dragon.

Red: So girls, what do you think, i'm a pretty good dragon slayer huh?

Red: Ladies?

Red: Hellooooo.

Red: ........Ladies?

(40mins later)
Eletta: I still can't believe it.

Eletta: You took it down all on your own.

Shyvana: Now you like him quite a bit huh?
Eletta: Can you blame me.

Eletta: How were you able to dodge that fast.
Red: Like i said.

Red: Years of practice. Fighting against all sorts of people gives you the right reflexes and instincts.

Red: Just takes awhile to learn.
Eletta: I can't wait till i get to that level.

Red: Well train hard enough and you will get there pretty quick.
Shyvana: Also how were you able to resist that dragons' fire.

Red: This armor has natural fire resistance on it due to the type of dragon i killed to make this. So naturally its resistant to fire if the dragon could make fire, ah, we're here.

Red: The lower entrance.
Shyvana: This place.
Eletta: Seems a little suspicious.

Red: Well it should be safe now, the guy who was killing women was killed about a month ago i think.
Shyvana: What?
Red: Lets go in.

*sound of people chattering*

Shyvana: Whoa.
Eletta: I know.

Eletta: This place is beautiful.
Red: It is isn't it.

Red: Well this is where i take my leave.
Eletta: Ah, thank you again by the way for protecting us. To be honest, after seeing those bandits and dragons i'm glad you were with us.
Shyvana: Oh, now you like him.
Eletta: Shut up.

Red: No problem, it was my pleasure, always fun to make new friends in Skyrim.
Shyvana: That's very true.

Eletta: Say wanna come with us to the Winking Skeever.
Shyvana: We'll treat you.

Red: Thanks but no thanks, I've got other jobs to do.

Shyvana: Aw, okay, will we ever see you again.

Eletta: Yeah, it's nice to have an experienced adventurer help us against stronger foes.

Red: Of course.I 'm mostly available just not this week.

Red: Just send a courier and I'll come and help you guys out.
*rain starts*

Red: Ah its raining, should get inside. Otherwise you'll get sick.
Shyvana: We will, i'll send a bonus to you by courier.
Red: no need, your friendship and trust is all i wanted. I'll see you two later.

Shyvana: Have a good day Red.
Eletta: See you next time.

*running sound*
Eletta: Now that he's gone.
Shyvana: Hmmm?

Eletta: Its been a long time since we had some proper alone time, what do you say we eat then make ourselves comfortable in the inn.
Shyvana: Eletta....really....you pervert.
Eletta: You know you want to.
Shyvana: .....Okay, fine.

*running sounds and rain pouring*
Eletta: Great you pay for the drinks!
Shyvana: Hey no fair!

*rain pouring*

(Riften 3 hours later)
*rain pouring*
Imperial Guard: Can't wait to get some mead.

(Jarls Quarters)

*knocking*
Mavin: *sigh* Come in.

Hemming: Mother!

Hemming: Mother forgive me!

Hemming: I have failed you.

Mavin: ......close and lock the door first.

*door closing and locking*

Mavin: Now what's this about you failing me?
Hemming: It's those two adventurers mother.

Hemming: I failed to get rid of them, and now they will spread word of what you were doing in the Inn.

Hemming: If only i had stopped them.
Mavin: Oh that, i could care less about that.

Hemming: I....wait you what?
Mavin: Most people are aware of it anyways.

Mavin: I do that once a month so someone was going to notice eventually, no use silencing everyone in the inn.

Mavin: Besides even if those two spread the rumor, who would believe two novice adventures anyways.

Mavin: Now if that's all you came to inform me of you may go. Also don't send any more assassins and call off any that you sent. I don't have time to deal with anymore stupid assassination plans, especially ones on useless people.

Hemming: Uh.......i.....
Mavin: what are you still doing here?

Mavin: Leave, and lock the door on your way out.
Hemming: yes mother.

Hemming: *whispering* i was only trying to protect your image.

*Sound of door closing and locking*

Mavin: Stupid child.