Leandra was in Bleakfalls Barrow where she found the Dragonstone. After she gave it to Farengar Irileth rushed in and said that a dragon has been sighted.

Irileth: Damn here he comes again! Find cover and make every arrow count!
Leandra: Oh shit! Why do such things keep happening to me? Ah never mind I should prepare to fight this thing!
After a long fight the dragon finally fell to Leandra and she absorbed his soul. After talking to Jarl Balgruuf about her beeing a dragonborn and that she should head to High Hrothgar she headed to the Bannered Mare to celebrate her victory against Mirmulnir. Would she have done this if she knew how this evening would end? Nobody knows.

Leandra: Well what a day! I need to celebrate this and what could be better than to have a little drink? Right nothing.

Hulda: Ahh dragonborn! Please come in. I'll get you something to drink. Don't worry you needn't pay it. You'll even get the room for free if you want.
Leandra: Thank you Hulda. You're really kind. Could I have some ale?
Hulda: Of course here you go.

A few drinks later...

Leandra: This ale is really strong. I don't know if I sh -hicks- should drink more.
Guard: To your valor, dragonborn!
And so the evening went on. Leandra and the others drank one bottle ale after the other. After five rounds Leandra went upstairs got into her nomal clothes and went downstairs again.

Guards: Dragonborn dance for us!
Leandra: Very well! Just for you guys!
Of course the guards liked what they saw but Leandra wasn't finished yet.

Leandra: Hello sweetheart. How are you?
Sinmir: Ah greetings dragonborn. I am good how are you?
Leandra: Oh I'm just fine. But I think I would be even better if you'd accompany me into my room.
Sinmir: What?! Really?! I mean of course it would be my honor.
So they went upstairs. Leandra was really drunk at this time so she wouldn't remember what happened next...

Leandra: Come Sinmir. I'm sure you have something to drink for me...
Sinmir: Of course
Sinmir: Oh damn you're -nghh- good. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.
Leandra: Oh yes I did. You know what? I think I want more...

Sinmir: You really know how to -nghh- please a man!
Leandra: Do I -nghh- now?

Leandra: OH GODS I LOVE YOU!
Sinmir: So do I, dragonborn, So do I.
And so the night went on. As she woke up on the next day she couldn't remember a thing and she just wondered what that gooey stuff on her skin was.
So I hope you enjoyed this one and I hope that this entry was better than the last one ![]()
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