(Solitude, Blue Palace)

Varnius: I swear to you, unnatural magics are coming from that cave.

Varnius: There are strange noises and lights! We need someone to investigate.

Elisif: Then we will Immedently send a legion to scour the cave and search the town. Haafingar's people will always be safe under my rule.
Varnius: Th-thank you, my Jarl thank you.

Sybille: Your eminence, my scrying has suggested nothing in that area. Dragon Bridge is under our control. This is likely Superstitious nonsense.
Falk: Perhaps a more....tempered reaction....might be called for?

Elisif: Oh. Yes of course, you are right. Falk, tell Captain Aldis to assign a few extra soldiers to Dragon Bridge.
Varnius: Thank you, Jarl Elisif. But what about the cave?

Falk: I will have someone take care of the cave as well Varnius, you are dismissed.
Varnius: Thank you.

Varnius: I should feel happy.

Varnius: But i can't help feeling worried.

Varnius: It might be best to ask someone else to help, they mig-
Woman's Voice: This is ridiculous!

Varnius: What on Nirn?
Woman: You're still saying that!?

Varnius: Who's what arguing with the guard. They should know better than to-

Varnius: By the eight!

Woman: I'm not gonna go home until i speak with the Jarl!

Woman: You can't tell me how to use I dress.

Solitude Guard: The way you dress is incent, Ms.Sunna i-!
Woman: Summer!

Woman: Its Fiona Summer, get it right!
Guy: I'd like Sum'a'her.

Solitude Guard: I don't care, you're dressed like a whore, so we can't let you in.

Fiona: Fine fuck it then, but i'll be back.
Solitude Guard: Whatever.

Solitude Guard: Damn weird mages.
Varnius: Mage huh?

Varnius: Well they say the best minds are the most excentric, so she might do.

Varnius: Excuse me! Ms.Summer! I'd like a word please!
Solitude Guard: Idiot doesn't know what he's getting into.

Varnius: So yeah that's everything.

Varnius: What do you think of it.
Fiona: Hmmm

Fiona: Most caves are rather deep so for a magic to flow all the way though a cave and out like that it must be some very powerful magic.
Varnius: I knew it.

Varnius: So do you think you could help us.
Fiona: I could.

Fiona: For a small fee of 5,000 Gold.

Varnius: 5,000! You can't be serious!
Fiona: I'm dead serious.

Fiona: What is your town not good enough for you to offer that kind of money.
*Pushes boobs out with arms*
Varnius: W-well.

Varnius: I guess we could do that. Falk could probably get the gold for you rather than us as he agreed to getting someone.
Fiona: I see.

Fiona: Well just make sure to tell Falk i'll returning for my reward then.
Varnius: You mean you'll do it?
Fiona: Yes.

Varnius: Oh thank you, you have no idea how much this means to me.

Varnius: I could hug you right now.
Fiona: Please don't.
Varnius: Sorry.

Fiona: Just make sure you tell Falk and warn the guard up front that i'll be going inside tomarrow for my reward okay.
Varnius: Of course, thank you very much Ms.Summer!

Fiona: Alright off to Wolf Skull Cave.

Fiona: This is gonna be a long walk.
Solitude Guard: Watch the sky's Traveler.
Fiona: Sure sure.

(2 Hours Later)
Fiona: Ah here it is.

Fiona: Wolf Skull Cave huh? Seems like a normal cave.

Fiona: Don't know why the idiots around Skyrim keep thinking these Skeletons are even slightly useful.

Fiona: Well whatever, not my problem how dumb they are.

Fiona: Time to head in then.

Fiona: Wow its dark.

Fiona: Good thing i have a spell for this.

Fiona: Much Better, now lets head down.

Fiona: Oh, that's not natural cave lighting,

Fiona: So someone is down here.

Fiona: Best keep on my guard.

Fiona: Empty wine bottles, i'm real close then, better turn off my light.

Fiona: Ah.

Fiona: A Draugr guard, aw, its female, no use to me then.

Fiona: Lets just cook you a little bit.

*Foom*

*Draugr screaming*

Fiona: Much better.

Fiona: Oh voices?

Fiona: Better hide myself.

Fiona: Ah there's two of them

Fiona: Hmm, a male and female.

Fiona: They could have some history

Fiona: I've got an evil idea. Just gotta back up.

Fiona: Here should be good.

Fiona: Okay guys.

Fiona: Let all of your hatred.

Fiona: Free!

Male Elf: You Saggy Titted Bitch! You cheated on me!
Female Elf: Ha!

Female Elf: Who could blame me with your 5cm dick!
Male Elf: Why you!

Female Elf: Cool off shortass.

Male Elf: Dammit, my armor, too Cold, Ahh!!

Female Elf: Finally, now to let these spikes melt out of me. I'm gonna miss needledick.

Fiona: Well that was entertaining.

Fiona: And she's the one who made it.

Fiona: I best not take my chances with her with the armor she is wearing.

Fiona: Good night.

Female Elf: *sniffing* Why do i smell Lightning?

Female Elf: GAAAAHHH!!!!

*Sizzling*

Fiona: Okay that should do it.

Fiona: I can't take any chances here though, there might be others, so i have to be careful.

Fiona: Wonder where this door goes.

Fiona: Oh.

Fiona: This looks, feels, and smells like a trap.

Fiona: Sucks to be them then.

Voice: AH IT BURNS!!!
Fiona: Called it.

Fiona: Oh, a Mage and a Draugr.

Fiona: Well nothing to worry about now, i can just climb down.

Fiona: Hmm, another cave entrance.

Fiona: Looks deep too. I can feel a lot of Magika pouring from this place though.

Fiona: This is probably the source of the disturbance then.

Fiona: Only one way to find out.

Fiona: Ah. Its brighter in here.

Fiona: Hmm? What's that light.

Fiona: Lets just set up a magelight on the wall.
*casts spell*
Fiona: There we go.

Fiona: By Dibella.

Fiona: A summoning Ritual.
Womans Voice: Wolf Queen. Hear our call and Awaken. We summon Potema.
Other Voices: We Summon Potema.

Woman's Voice: Long have you slept the dreamless sleep of death, Potema. No Longer. Hear us Wolf Queen! We summon you!
Others Voices: We Summon Potema.
Fiona: I don't know who this Potema is.

Fiona: But i'm not letting them summon her. Hmmm.

Fiona: Looks like not just Nercomancers are here.

Fiona: Looks like they have Draugr guards as well.

Fiona: Might be a good time to test my latest spell, i'd like to have some fun using those guys.

Fiona: No time to wait then, I have to stop this Ritual!