Best wishes for the surgery, and may the drug induced mimd wandering inspire further perversions.

Hag will go spare when she hears about this. She'll kick his balls hard enough that Harald will feel it.

And that's a when, not an if. She doesn't want to know, but the universe will contort itself so that she has to learn about mofo's exploits.

Best wishes for your surgery.

9 hours ago, joenothing12 said:

Best wishes for the surgery, and may the drug induced mimd wandering inspire further perversions.

Thank you ^_^ 

And yes, they very well might do (I wanted to try my hands on the medival nurse kink for a while.. 🤔) 

7 hours ago, a_random_user said:

Hag will go spare when she hears about this. She'll kick his balls hard enough that Harald will feel it.

She'll kick them hard enough that they come out off his mouth and then feed them to him again >_>

7 hours ago, a_random_user said:

And that's a when, not an if. She doesn't want to know, but the universe will contort itself so that she has to learn about mofo's exploits.

Oh she will find out allright.. IF she doesn't know already she will find out very soon >_> and the only thing Arlan can be thankfull for is that there is no long distant power word Nuttcrack  in this game but she might invent it just for him 👀

 If that doesn't do enough damage she'll try some good old american magic 🔫 

(And the funniest part is.. He technically didn't do anything new but we both know the only kind of regret the realisation will bring him is not to knowing it sooner and the only things he would've done different are his usual verbal abuse 🤣)

7 hours ago, a_random_user said:

Best wishes for your surgery.

Thank you 😃

Fast das ganze Dorf simpt für Arlan, was kann dabei nur schief gehen? 👀
Und gute besserung dir o/

47 minutes ago, Faraam187 said:

Fast das ganze Dorf simpt für Arlan, was kann dabei nur schief gehen? 👀

Naja, es sind jetzt zwei mädels von dem eine schon vor ihm total versaut war und für die andere gäbe es noch hoffnung (Wenn sie ihre Schwester nich schon versprochen hätte >_>) Aber joa.. die Skaal werden den Tag an dem sie die zweifelhafte Ehre hatten ihn zu bewirten noch in 100 Jahren verfluchen 🤣

48 minutes ago, Faraam187 said:

Und gute besserung dir o/

Dankö ^^

I think i know who is Sasha's brother, but i won't say anything😁 Still you did great with her, like her overall look and attitude!👍

How to deal with a bratty breton? This is one of the proven working methods:

Hoping for some 4-some with ArlanXFrigaXAmberXPatty or lesbian threesome with the girls, but Amber's sis also coming to play soon, i hope!😏

(Did i told you i love Patty's design? Hmm...pure red heads are hard to beat, well make a dunmer with red hair that would be No.1 among redheads😛

Pandorable's Sarethi sisters flashback)

1 hour ago, bdmt said:

 Still you did great with her, like her overall look and attitude!👍

Wait until her training continues u_u it ain't done sir, no no no.

We from the Gukahn Academy will only graduate you after you partake in at least 3 of the following units,  Facialabuse, Anal, Threesome, Lesbomancy,Orgy,Beast cuddling, revange sex, Shower of the golden varian. Werewolf encounter are an instant gradution tho 🤔 

But she only have one of these to do before getting her diploma, so we would considere Werewolf to be a bit over the top for her.. Yet again, she comes froma  family of very eager people u_u we'll see we'll see.

1 hour ago, bdmt said:

Hoping for some 4-some with ArlanXFrigaXAmberXPatty or lesbian threesome with the girls,

Hm.. I'll think about that  Maybe as a filling sexyscene while Arlan deals with Jenny brb Jenny deals with Arlan >_> I don't know what it is about that woman, I kinda like her design 🤔 (and I know how she looks young! and you guys don't! 😝=🥒)

1 hour ago, bdmt said:

(Did i told you i love Patty's design? Hmm.

You never had to. She's in a lot of ways designed after Penny and I know how muich you liked her  But thanks ^^ 

1 hour ago, bdmt said:

well make a dunmer with red hair that would be No.1 among redheads😛

There's one a legend saying Gukahn really trys to hold some of the bigger bangers back until there's no need for time skips anymore.. Another legend tells about an eventual return to Windhelm in which.. Possibly there might be a red headed dunmer waiting  Cause there might be no Sarah there no more.) 

1 hour ago, bdmt said:

Pandorable's Sarethi sisters flashback)

This won't happen again x,X promise they're alive and kicking.. (Now I need to make them too >_> Was them twins or was them no twins? I think them was Twins..) 🤔

32 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Another legend tells about an eventual return to Windhelm in which.. Possibly there might be a red headed dunmer waiting

Sounds good, one of the vanilla npcs? or your new customly crafted godess? either way can't wait!😃

32 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Cause there might be no Sarah there no more

😯WHAAAT?😫No Sarah Stormcloak? But she was an OG!😱 But it's your call Boss, i trust in you!🥲

(that means Ulfric and Galmar not having fun with one of the servant girl who was kinda into Harry boy, her name i can't remember😅

Or Wuunferth doing pervert stuff with the maid)

33 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Was them twins or was them no twins? I think them was Twins.

I don't think they were twins one was older than the other i think, at least in vanilla Avrusa looked older than Aduri even the voices add to that! True Pandorable made them look similarly beautiful.

11 minutes ago, bdmt said:

Sounds good, one of the vanilla npcs? or your new customly crafted godess? either way can't wait!😃

I'll whip one out myself 🤔 I wanted to recreate the feeling I had about the Dunmer gang back in OG Vargr. I loved these three chars there. Maybe I'll be using the same cast plus my self made Dunmer ^^ We'll see how it plays out. It's not before the last time skip so it's still a way to go. Lots of ways to plan this

13 minutes ago, bdmt said:

😯WHAAAT?😫No Sarah Stormcloak? But she was an OG!😱 But it's your call Boss, i trust in you!🥲

(that means Ulfric and Galmar not having fun with one of the servant girl who was kinda into Harry boy, her name i can't remember😅

Or Wuunferth doing pervert stuff with the maid)

Don't worry. I got an idea for the entire palace of  kings people. You won't be too sad not to see Sarah there, I promise ^^

As for the servant girl and harry. The lovely thing about the softreboot is that Harald is not in skyrim rn and 17. roughly the time he would start his apprenticeship under Ulfric's steward. So he isn't honorbound to windhelm. (Let's face it. Team Kitten is an genuine adventurering party. And you can bet your butt after 6 years of adventurers in and around Summersth they ain't gonna settle in skyrim's icy shithole  u_u) 

And of course Wunny will be a pervery mage xD Let me cook. Sarah is.. Not really up to date anymore  but I can't just make a new character and call her Sarah without feeling dumb about it

17 minutes ago, bdmt said:

I don't think they were twins one was older than the other i think, at least in vanilla Avrusa looked older than Aduri even the voices add to that! True Pandorable made them look similarly beautiful.

Alright 🤔  I'll try to keep their ages around 3 to 4 years apart when I work on them. Should be enough 

Nice. Now we got Skaal Hag.... immune to Arlan's... charms. 

Will she make Arlan pay for the mind fuck? STAY TUNED!!!! 👻

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"So Kodlak is there.. And of course Arlan bangs his recruit.. Consequences?"

Maybe this time Kodlak finally runs into a sword >_> Srly.. Kodklak couldn't even kill 3 silver hand bandits. he sure as fuck can't do anything against King Mofo 🥴

I will never let Bethesda off the hook for this lazzy as fuck writing. For the love of jesus christ indeed -.- middle of Whiterun, I mean really in the MIDDLE of Whiterun, a Hall FULL of fighters of whom at least three are Werewolves themselves and he fucking dies like a little bitch 😭 WTF

So was Kodlak secretly a bitch or was he too old and had to hold back a transformation because he would go completely senile becoming feral?   Or must have been their finest Silver hands?  Questions never answered. 

8 minutes ago, Jay-Omms said:

Will she make Arlan pay for the mind fuck? STAY TUNED!!!! 👻

And will Amber be able to tame the vile cunt we all know as Arlan? (.. Most likely not without half the village as fuckrifices >_>)

8 minutes ago, Jay-Omms said:

So was Kodlak secretly a bitch or was he too old and had to hold back a transformation because he would go completely senile becoming feral?   Or must have been their finest Silver hands?  Questions never answered. 

Kodlak being too old to fight and dying because of that throws shade on the rest of the fucks we call companions really. Also:
That arsehole stays the entire fucking week in the basement So: Why does the argurable weakest link goes up when they're attacked? >_> and why is nobody around to defend him proper? 

Conclusion:
They're all incompetent idiots and every single one of them deserves an Arlan for their arrogance 👀 "Being a companion is an honor" my foot. (I think it's clear where most of Arlan's dislike for them comes from.. me🤣)

6 hours ago, Gukahn said:

And will Amber be able to tame the vile cunt we all know as Arlan? (.. Most likely not without half the village as fuckrifices >_>)

 

Kodlak being too old to fight and dying because of that throws shade on the rest of the fucks we call companions really. Also:
That arsehole stays the entire fucking week in the basement So: Why does the argurable weakest link goes up when they're attacked? >_> and why is nobody around to defend him proper? 

Conclusion:
They're all incompetent idiots and every single one of them deserves an Arlan for their arrogance 👀 "Being a companion is an honor" my foot. (I think it's clear where most of Arlan's dislike for them comes from.. me🤣)

Not to mention they make you the character do everything to take care of things. At least they make you leader in the end. Would Arlan take over and get a nice new place for his haram and kick everyone else out or pass on that idea and allow Dovazeem to take over the world? Oops nevermind that last part about Nezeem's secret identiy  

On 8/25/2026 at 3:45 AM, Jay-Omms said:

Not to mention they make you the character do everything to take care of things

Funny thing is, skyrim's guilds all suffer from a heavy case of "Let the new Member do it!" Not to mention that they all follow the same brain dead logic of:"Well.. They're a mamber for 2 weeks.. They seam to be a good new leader for us u_u" all but the dawnguard.. Alltho only not because Isran doesn't kick the bucket during the questline >_>

Next disease they got.. WHY do the old leader always have to die.. does bethesda not know what retirement is?  

On 8/25/2026 at 3:45 AM, Jay-Omms said:

Would Arlan take over and get a nice new place for his haram and kick everyone else out or pass on that idea and allow Dovazeem to take over the world?

Arlan.. Won't ever be the leader of an entire group.. For the sole reason that not even Arlan is dumb enough to let him rule over an organisation 🤣 

But he might help getting an actual smart person in charge in some way.. I mean in the OG version he did that kind of with the thieves guild 🤔 Well at least he helpt back then to keep the smart one in charge <,< also there is Hag of course who just took over the fucking college 🥴

On 8/25/2026 at 3:45 AM, Jay-Omms said:

Oops nevermind that last part about Nezeem's secret identiy

Do not insul the Cloud District-Born 👀 He dangerous and sheet 

10 hours ago, Gukahn said:

Funny thing is, skyrim's guilds all suffer from a heavy case of "Let the new Member do it!" Not to mention that they all follow the same brain dead logic of:"Well.. They're a mamber for 2 weeks.. They seam to be a good new leader for us u_u" all but the dawnguard.. Alltho only not because Isran doesn't kick the bucket during the questline >_>

Next disease they got.. WHY do the old leader always have to die.. does bethesda not know what retirement is?  

 

Arlan.. Won't ever be the leader of an entire group.. For the sole reason that not even Arlan is dumb enough to let him rule over an organisation 🤣 

But he might help getting an actual smart person in charge in some way.. I mean in the OG version he did that kind of with the thieves guild 🤔 Well at least he helpt back then to keep the smart one in charge <,< also there is Hag of course who just took over the fucking college 🥴

 

Do not insul the Cloud District-Born 👀 He dangerous and sheet 

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