two thirds story, one third unholy goodness. Not bad eh? 🧐

If you're here for the story, it's your lucky day. If you're here for the horny, those come waaay down below and if you're here for both, know that I love you u_u 

GoboGobo🥴 

Know this, orignially that Housescene involved two horny pixis, but I got talked out of it. u_u which is a good thing I have you know. because I can use these two as Bard students or something later AND GobUlin is hot oQo

Best Race for Goblin are Bretons btw. Little bit shorter than nords but easy to align well u_u

But "gukahn" I hear you say now. "Gukahn.. Arlan is living his dream while the actual good people are constantly getting shit on? How is that fair?!"

It's the fate of the heroes to stumble and fall u_u and it is the fate of Arlan to do the dirty to everyone who didn't ask for it. >_> and also ey, what do you mean with shitting on them?
They're getting the best dialogue and the most complicated scenes xD

"But Harald and Lapis deserve some happy time too, you ass!"
In the middle of a dungeon.. While undead are crawling about and Kitten is being a total badass?

If they do it there, we can call them Sarah and Arlan2 >_>

Also, it is an unbelievable amount of work to align Lapis with Biggus Dickus over there >__> Srly, I don't know why they're so scared of the Dragon. Harald can challenge it to a Dick contest and win >_>

And if I am shitting on anyone, than on myself because.. I just walked myself into a big pile if shit that is skyrim's dragon mechanics >_> Let's see how I gukahn my way out of that situation

"Only one short scene for the hot teacher? oO srly Bro?"

the idea is.. She is supposed to be lewded a good number of times in the Capital and.. Come on Dude, Look at this Goblin! Can you blame me? o.O "

And we're getting even another GobUlin Scene in the next entry with the Teacher u_u we don't want to create any empty plotholes, so we have to take our time to send them their way.

And yes of course he ain't enslaving her! He just likes to talk that way >_> for he is an asshole (Who scared the shit out of me for a few shots.. He didn't use his hands to rip off that head.. I feel sorry for the vampires. )