I forgot where "tossers" comes from, but I remember hearing it. Good on you, Doc. Will test ASAP! 

UK slang. "Jerk-off" would probably be the US equivalent.

UK for the win, geezer.

Would love to see a taxi service implemented. I mean, it doesn't get much more demeaning and humiliating than taking Nazeem for a ride.

"Faster, you cheap slut, or I'll be late!"

Grrr...

well, now I know how to do it, it'll almost certainly happen.

I might have to make naz essential for the duration though. I can imagine the cart getting rolled With Malice Aforethought if he's riding