[Short Story] Home Invaders Part 1
Angela Healing-Hands
<Yawns> Better get started
Angela Healing-Hands
These Taxes will not do themselves
Angela Healing-Hands
I'll just spend all morning working out our incomes and our outcomes while Mercy gets to sleep, oh the things we do for the ones we love
Angela Healing-Hands
But without Mercy bothering me I should get these done in no time
Angela Healing-Hands
Lets get started
Angela Healing-Hands
200 septims on..... make up? Gods Mercy okay we are gonna have to talk about that later on. Now lets see, Tax per week is roughly 10 gold so a month is 40 gold plus land tax plus insurance tax plus ant-thief insurance plus the bribes we pay which means we owe a total of 1,493 gold in tax to the Jarl.
Angela Healing-Hands
Gods, why is it so high this time?
Mercy
There is only one reason why your ugly ass is up at this hour,
is it that time of the month already?
Angela Healing-Hands
Yes, it is sadly
Mercy
Taxes can kiss my super fine ass! I say it is a massive rip off!
I preferred it when we were tax free
Angela Healing-Hands
And I preferred it when you were just a voice inside my head, uh ... sorry its early, look back then we were squatting and that is against the law Mercy
Mercy
No we were squirting remember?
Angela Healing-Hands
Real smooth, Mercy you know this is a serious deal now.
Mercy
Yeah well don't you get donations or some shit? Maybe a discount?
Angela Healing-Hands
You think because we, sorry because I am a Hero of Skyrim that I get a discount? Mercy have you paid no attention in the last few months. Sure we help people but those people still have to eat and we normally have plenty of coin at the end of the month
Mercy
Then were is it?
Angela Healing-Hands
Well on your face for one
Mercy
The Fuck?
Angela Healing-Hands
Mercy your spending sprees have cost us a lot of coin, that make-up alone is about 100 gold not to mention the other things you buy
Mercy
Hey I did not see you complaining when you pulled that butt plug outta my ass and made me lick it clean for you
Angela Healing-Hands
Had I known it cost 150 gold I would have.
Mercy we need to work on your spending sprees
Mercy
If I see something I like and If I want it bad then I'll buy it.
Would you prefer I stole it Sister?
Angela Healing-Hands
No oh Gods no, although it would make your confessions more fun
Mercy
Look your my whatever and I'm your partner you are meant to shower me with expensive things to show me you really love me
Angela Healing-Hands
I do shower you, but this is getting a little too much. Mercy we might not be able to pay this months rent and if we can not pay we could go to jail
Mercy
And? We will just do what we did last time
Angela Healing-Hands
We are not whoring out Vlam, we are not whoring ourselves out either!
Mercy
Not with that attitude
Angela Healing-Hands
No whoring! Understood?
Mercy
Fine, anytime you want some action from me I won't charge you
Angela Healing-Hands
Gee thanks
Mercy
So how badly are we in the shit?
Angela Healing-Hands
I'm not sure yet, I'm still counting the outcomes
Mercy
Alright, you do your boring counting and I'll make us some breakfast
Angela Healing-Hands
Oh that would be wonderful Mer'c
Mercy
What do you want? And before you ask, no this is not an invitation for sex
Angela Healing-Hands
Bacon and cheese on bread please
Mercy
No tomatoes?
Angela Healing-Hands
I'm pretty sure we are out of tomatoes
Mercy
Well I'm not going into town to get some!
Angela Healing-Hands
Mercy it is gods know aclock in the morning, the stores will but shut
Mercy
Yeah well, yeah
Angela Healing-Hands
We do however have some growing outside if you fancy a--
Mercy
You want me to go outside in this fucking cold weather just to get you some ass tasting tomatoes?
Angela Healing-Hands
I was suggesting it, not asking
Mercy
Great so now I've got an optional objective and you know I hate those!
Angela Healing-Hands
Because your a completionist? Yeah I do
Mercy
Hate you
Angela Healing-Hands
Hate your more!
Mercy
Fine, anything else?
Angela Healing-Hands
Apple juice please
Mercy
Whatever!
Angela Healing-Hands
And Mercy it better be Apple juice this time
Mercy
Sure it will be
Angela Healing-Hands
Oh Gods
Mercy
Relax, I'm being nice today
Angela Healing-Hands
Yeah still somehow I doubt that that statement is true
Mercy
I swear, cross my heart and hope you die
Angela Healing-Hands
Funny
Angela Healing-Hands
Well, back to counting
Mercy
I fetched your stupid tomatoes from outside, my nipples are hard and my nose is cold so I will be especting sex later to make up for it!
Angela Healing-Hands
Fine
Mercy
So are we fucked or getting fucked?
Angela Healing-Hands
Well I've written down all the incomes and outcomes, just have to wait for the magic quill to finish its job
Mercy
Wait! What the fuck is a magic quill?
Angela Healing-Hands
This is the magic quill, here!
Mercy
Let me guess, it takes a cut?
Angela Healing-Hands
2% actually yes, though Gods know what a Quill spends coin on.
Anyway he uh it uh this thing is gonna be sometime so we can have sex now if you like?
Mercy
But I'm cooking!
Angela Healing-Hands
I'll help, then sex
Mercy
Do you have to be so cruel?
Angela Healing-Hands
Said the Necromancer to the Healer
Mercy
Funny one Sis, no you said we can have sex so I want to have SEX NOW!
Angela Healing-Hands
We had sex last night, you can wait till I've eaten yes?
Mercy
Eaten, oh you teasing bitch!
Angela Healing-Hands
Okay then get Vlam to make breakfast
Mercy
You trust a Daedra with out food?
Angela Healing-Hands
I trust you don't I? Though something I've regretted before
Mercy
Oh you are a real joker Angela
Angela Healing-Hands
I get it from you
Mercy
Ugh! FINE! VLAMARA GET YOUR SKANKY ASS UP HERE AND MAKE US BREAKFAST!
Angela Healing-Hands
You'll have to unchain her first
Mercy
Why? I wanna see her struggle
Angela Healing-Hands
So cruel, yet so beautiful
Mercy
Fuck me like you love me
Angela Healing-Hands
But I hate you more though
Mercy
Then hurt me like you love me shit head
Angela Healing-Hands
Yes Ma'am
Vlamara
I hope Mistress and Master are enjoying themselves
Vlamara
and I hope they enjoy their breakfast as much as they enjoy sex
Mercy
My little fuckable piece of meat
Mercy
I'm going to hurt you real bad
Mercy
Because I love you
Mercy
Now, prepare your ass
Mercy
There will be no Mercy!
Mercy
Only pleasure
Vlamara
I wonder what is so heavy in this box?
Master and Mistress sure spend a lot of coin
Vlamara
I hope they hurry up, their breakfast will be ready soon
4 Comments
Recommended Comments