Angela Healing-Hands

<Yawns> Better get started

Angela Healing-Hands

These Taxes will not do themselves

Angela Healing-Hands

I'll just spend all morning working out our incomes and our outcomes while Mercy gets to sleep, oh the things we do for the ones we love

Angela Healing-Hands

But without Mercy bothering me I should get these done in no time

Angela Healing-Hands

Lets get started

Angela Healing-Hands

200 septims on..... make up? Gods Mercy okay we are gonna have to talk about that later on. Now lets see, Tax per week is roughly 10 gold so a month is 40 gold plus land tax plus insurance tax plus ant-thief insurance plus the bribes we pay which means we owe a total of 1,493 gold in tax to the Jarl.

Angela Healing-Hands

Gods, why is it so high this time?

Mercy

There is only one reason why your ugly ass is up at this hour,

is it that time of the month already?

Angela Healing-Hands

Yes, it is sadly

Mercy

Taxes can kiss my super fine ass! I say it is a massive rip off!

I preferred it when we were tax free

Angela Healing-Hands

And I preferred it when you were just a voice inside my head, uh ... sorry its early, look back then we were squatting and that is against the law Mercy

Mercy

No we were squirting remember?

Angela Healing-Hands

Real smooth, Mercy you know this is a serious deal now.

Mercy

Yeah well don't you get donations or some shit? Maybe a discount?

Angela Healing-Hands

You think because we, sorry because I am a Hero of Skyrim that I get a discount? Mercy have you paid no attention in the last few months. Sure we help people but those people still have to eat and we normally have plenty of coin at the end of the month

Mercy

Then were is it?

Angela Healing-Hands

Well on your face for one

Mercy

The Fuck?

Angela Healing-Hands

Mercy your spending sprees have cost us a lot of coin, that make-up alone is about 100 gold not to mention the other things you buy

Mercy

Hey I did not see you complaining when you pulled that butt plug outta my ass and made me lick it clean for you

Angela Healing-Hands

Had I known it cost 150 gold I would have.

Mercy we need to work on your spending sprees

Mercy

If I see something I like and If I want it bad then I'll buy it.

Would you prefer I stole it Sister?

Angela Healing-Hands

No oh Gods no, although it would make your confessions more fun

Mercy

Look your my whatever and I'm your partner you are meant to shower me with expensive things to show me you really love me

Angela Healing-Hands

I do shower you, but this is getting a little too much. Mercy we might not be able to pay this months rent and if we can not pay we could go to jail

Mercy

And? We will just do what we did last time

Angela Healing-Hands

We are not whoring out Vlam, we are not whoring ourselves out either!

Mercy

Not with that attitude

Angela Healing-Hands

No whoring! Understood?

Mercy

Fine, anytime you want some action from me I won't charge you

Angela Healing-Hands

Gee thanks

Mercy

So how badly are we in the shit?

Angela Healing-Hands

I'm not sure yet, I'm still counting the outcomes

Mercy

Alright, you do your boring counting and I'll make us some breakfast

Angela Healing-Hands

Oh that would be wonderful Mer'c

Mercy

What do you want? And before you ask, no this is not an invitation for sex

Angela Healing-Hands

Bacon and cheese on bread please

Mercy

No tomatoes?

Angela Healing-Hands

I'm pretty sure we are out of tomatoes

Mercy

Well I'm not going into town to get some!

Angela Healing-Hands

Mercy it is gods know aclock in the morning, the stores will but shut 

Mercy

Yeah well, yeah

Angela Healing-Hands

We do however have some growing outside if you fancy a--

Mercy

You want me to go outside in this fucking cold weather just to get you some ass tasting tomatoes?

Angela Healing-Hands

I was suggesting it, not asking

Mercy

Great so now I've got an optional objective and you know I hate those!

Angela Healing-Hands

Because your a completionist? Yeah I do

Mercy

Hate you

Angela Healing-Hands

Hate your more!

Mercy

Fine, anything else?

Angela Healing-Hands

Apple juice please

Mercy

Whatever!

Angela Healing-Hands

And Mercy it better be Apple juice this time

Mercy

Sure it will be

Angela Healing-Hands

Oh Gods

Mercy

Relax, I'm being nice today

Angela Healing-Hands

Yeah still somehow I doubt that that statement is true

Mercy

I swear, cross my heart and hope you die

Angela Healing-Hands

Funny

Angela Healing-Hands

Well, back to counting

Mercy

I fetched your stupid tomatoes from outside, my nipples are hard and my nose is cold so I will be especting sex later to make up for it!

Angela Healing-Hands

Fine

Mercy

So are we fucked or getting fucked?

Angela Healing-Hands

Well I've written down all the incomes and outcomes, just have to wait for the magic quill to finish its job

Mercy

Wait! What the fuck is a magic quill?

Angela Healing-Hands

This is the magic quill, here!

Mercy

Let me guess, it takes a cut?

Angela Healing-Hands

2% actually yes, though Gods know what a Quill spends coin on.

Anyway he uh it uh this thing is gonna be sometime so we can have sex now if you like?

Mercy

But I'm cooking!

Angela Healing-Hands

I'll help, then sex

Mercy

Do you have to be so cruel?

Angela Healing-Hands

Said the Necromancer to the Healer

Mercy

Funny one Sis, no you said we can have sex so I want to have SEX NOW!

Angela Healing-Hands

We had sex last night, you can wait till I've eaten yes?

Mercy

Eaten, oh you teasing bitch!

Angela Healing-Hands

Okay then get Vlam to make breakfast

Mercy

You trust a Daedra with out food?

Angela Healing-Hands

I trust you don't I? Though something I've regretted before

Mercy

Oh you are a real joker Angela

Angela Healing-Hands

I get it from you

Mercy

Ugh! FINE! VLAMARA GET YOUR SKANKY ASS UP HERE AND MAKE US BREAKFAST!

Angela Healing-Hands

You'll have to unchain her first

Mercy

Why? I wanna see her struggle

Angela Healing-Hands

So cruel, yet so beautiful

Mercy

Fuck me like you love me

Angela Healing-Hands

But I hate you more though

Mercy

Then hurt me like you love me shit head

Angela Healing-Hands

Yes Ma'am

Vlamara

I hope Mistress and Master are enjoying themselves

Vlamara

and I hope they enjoy their breakfast as much as they enjoy sex

Mercy

My little fuckable piece of meat

Mercy

I'm going to hurt you real bad

Mercy

Because I love you

Mercy

Now, prepare your ass

Mercy

There will be no Mercy!

Mercy

Only pleasure

Vlamara

I wonder what is so heavy in this box?

Master and Mistress sure spend a lot of coin

Vlamara

I hope they hurry up, their breakfast will be ready soon