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Angela

How are we on coin?

Mercy

I'd say we've got roughly enough for a few more nights, a couple days food if we do not pick nothing too fancy

Angela

That much? Damn... we need coin badly then

Mercy

Relax, I'm sure we can find some here Ange, Skyrim's full of opportunities for making coin, you just have to know where to look

Angela

Yes, I'm sure there is something we can but... hey wait a moment I know you.

What do you really mean by that Mercy?

Mercy

Well, you like sex and--

Angela

Oh no, no no I'm not selling my body Mercy!

Mercy

Oh come on Ange, half the guys in here want you, and you want them. 

So you might as well get paid for it

Angela

Mercy, I'm not some whore for sale. I am a Divine Warrior on a mission  to bring justice to this troubled land

Mercy

Heh, well you could have fooled me "Divine Warrior"

Angela

Next time you wanna... uh, you know "rest with me" I'll charge you for it

Mercy

Hmm fair enough. I've got enough coin for right now, how much is an hour?

Angela

NO!

Mercy

Fine fine... guess someone should check out the Bounty Boards then

Angela

There is more to Skyrim then just death. There is other work that can be done around here I'm sure, maybe go help a farmer pick his field, chop some wood heck even you could deliver a message or two. We do not need to just kill people for coin Mercy 

Mercy

You make it sound like were Hired Assassins hunting down targets

Angela

That's how it sounds to ME!

Mercy

Heh, Assassins are hot though, and wear all black

Angela

Be serious for a moment please

Mercy

Come on Angela Assassins are HOT! You saw that one guy back home, his eyes were of death, his fingers as swift as ever oh could have bent me over anytime he liked and I would have welcomed it

Angela

Your really embarrassing sometimes, you know that?

Mercy

Like I care what people think about me Ange. So I think Assassins are hot, I think a lot of people are hot. Take the Dragonborn for instance, now I'd love to tangle with her if you know what I mean? She can pin me down any day and just do whatever she likes to me. I like strong woman, they are so sexy

Angela

Dova would crush you if she knew what you'd done

Mercy

I'm sorry and what have I done to her?

Angela

If you do not recall then your worse then ever before

Mercy

Still love me though right? 

Angela

Gods... Yes, I love you Sister. I'm cursed to love you forever

Mercy

Aww.... Love you too Sis

Angela

But serious you do not recall what it was?

Mercy

Nah, can't have been that bad if I forgot it right?

Angela

Mercy you... oh nevermind. We need coin, that's what we need to focus on right now. So that's what we are gonna do

Mercy

One of us should check out the Bounty Board and since your puny and weak I guess it will have to be me because I'm stronger then you

Angela

I'm fine Mercy, I feel fine

Mercy

Yeah yeah well just let me take care of you, you went though hell back in Morthal. It is the least I can do

Angela

We take care of another, it's our job as Family, as Sisters

Mercy

And you need to eat, sleep and fuck to survive

Angela

Not in that order I don't, geez

Mercy

Hah, sometimes you just fuck to survive

Angela

Please for the love of Mara keep your voice down, everyone does not need to hear your dirty mouth you know

Mercy

Well, you know somewhere I can put it to keep quiet for a while?

Angela

I'm not walking into that again. Just, please refrain from you know

Mercy

Being me? Hard to stop that, it's who I am Angela

Angela

Mercy! Gods... Please tell me what happened back at Morthal?

Mercy

Nothing, well besides the fact we killed the Vampires and thats it

Angela

Mercy your not telling me something, I know it in my heart

Mercy

I'm not lying to you if that's what your afraid of. We killed the Vampires, we saved the town that's it. Now little Hero you stay here, rest drink some mead and maybe get laid while the big bad girl goes to get us some shiny gold coins

Angela

Okay, I'll be here then. Try not to raise a small army of skeletons okay that tends to freak the locals out

Mercy

Like I'd do--- Ok I'll just get us some coin, then we can move onto Whiterun or maybe the Reach even. Heck maybe head on though to Cyrodill they care less about skeleton armies you know

Angela

Sure we can talk about it when you get back. I'll save you some food hon

Mercy

Relax, I'll eat all the bandits food once I skull fuck them to death

Mercy

Boring, boring and more boring shit

Mercy

Damn it Ange! Why must I do everything!

Mercy

Help with raising child, nah I hate children

Mercy

Looking for cradle, well worn is welcome

Mercy

Gods these suck ass!

Mercy

Hmm, gotta be a better way to find some coin around here.

Hmm maybe there is?

Mercy

Jarl Siddgeir, your looking... healthy

Jarl Siddgeir 

Mercy, I had heard you returned to my city

Mercy

Yeah, we are just passing by no need to worry about us

Jarl Siddgeir 

You still owe me remember? I hope you have not forgotten?

Mercy

Right, that is why I'm here

Jarl Siddgeir 

So you have my coin then?

Mercy

Your coin?

Jarl Siddgeir 

You promised to collect the coin owed to me from the Bandit Chief, who stopped sending me a cut of his takings. Where is that coin?

Mercy

Ahhhh THAT Coin, yes well see. I did as you asked, but--

Jarl Siddgeir 

But what?

Mercy

Ah well you see.... the Bandit Chief was already dead when I arrived, headless infact. Everyone of his men were were full of arrows, blood everywhere and all of this chests had been looted dry

Jarl Siddgeir 

Arrows you say, hmm and what of my coin?

Mercy

Gone, by whoever it was who killed them of course

Jarl Siddgeir 

Hmm, so you do not have my coin? How do I know your telling me the truth?

Mercy

Would I lie to you, after all. We're friends, are we not Siddgeir?

Jarl Siddgeir 

Enough of your seduction attempts, I want my coin Mercy

Mercy

Funny, I want coin too. Saw your Bounty Board is a little low on, well bounties

Jarl Siddgeir 

That damn Daedra and her Iron-Friend, they have been taking them all. Killed all of those who were cutting me in and now I've got little income thanks to her now

Mercy

What Daedra?

Jarl Siddgeir 

Bal, Aria fucking Bal!

Mercy

Oh, that Daedra. Yeah I saw her in Morthal a couple weeks back. She killed my Dremora and a lot of innocent people well that's what I hear anyway

Jarl Siddgeir 

Did she now? Someone should a bounty on that bitch then shouldn't they?

Mercy

Yes, maybe they should indeed

Jarl Siddgeir 

Maybe I'll put one on yours as well? Unless... you can pay another way?

Mercy

That was great

Jarl Siddgeir 

Indeed it was

Mercy

So we all square now?

Jarl Siddgeir 

Your in my good books once more Mercy

Mercy

Well, since I am then maybe I can take out a loan from a friend?

Jarl Siddgeir 

Heh, and why would I do that?

Mercy

Because I just fucked you, fucked you good. Woman like me are dangerous and expensive to fuck with. You want me to suck your cock again, you need to understand that I'm not a whore you pay to fuck.

Jarl Siddgeir 

Then what are you?

Mercy

I'm your worst nightmare, so it's best to keep on my good side

Jarl Siddgeir 

Heh, think I'm afraid of you? I could call in the Guard and have you toss in iron for speaking to me with such harshness

Mercy

Maybe you should, I am a bad woman after all. I've killed plenty of people just for fun and you know what I liked it. I'm a monster and your fucking with that monster so you can throw me in cuffs if you like but know this. I do not know fear you, you do not understand fear but you will be fear her

<Sound of portal opening>

Jarl Siddgeir 

Wha.. what is that thing?