Mercy

Ah, unhand me swine!

Angela

You must face atonement for your sins Necromancer

Mercy

Then do your worst!

Angela

Oh, I shall

Mercy

Offf!

Angela

May the Gods guide my hand to bring justice upon your ass

Mercy

FUCK! That all you got?

Angela

Divine Justice!

Mercy

Bring it petty whore of the Divines

Angela

Stendar take you!

Mercy

FUCK!

Angela

Mara take you!

Angela

Talos take you!

Mercy

Talos... the fuck?

Angela

Arkay take you!

Mercy

AH! We should role play as a Thalmor agent and Talos Priest next

Angela

Sounds fun, Akatosh take you!

Mercy

Y-yes....

Angela

Dibella take you!

Mercy

Are you really going to state each of the Divine to smite me?

Angela

Yes, Mara take you!

Mercy

AH! You already did Mara you fool

Angela

I know, but she is the Goddess of love and I love you so much

Mercy

Fuck you!

Angela

Kynareth take you!

Mercy

FUCK! SHIT!

Angela

Vile Necromancer, Merdia take you!

Mercy

That's a Daedra dumb ass

Angela

I know, but she is a former Aedra and she hates Necromancers

Mercy

Your such a loser

Angela

I know but I'm your loser

Mercy

Shit! Alright alright, I submit I submit.... stupid Divines

Mercy

Wow, shit!  You paddled my ass in Oblivion babe

Angela

Uh, yeah sorry I got a little carried away

Mercy

Don't be an idiot now. I enjoyed it, every, single, strike

Angela

Hah, it was nothing really

Mercy

<Yawns> Fuck! I'm too tired to continue this game

Angela

As am I, Gods is it that late already?

Mercy

Yeah, must be late. Come let us drift off in each others arms

Angela

Fine by me

Mercy

I'll get you back in the morning

Angela

Oh, I know you will

Mercy

I had fun for sure though, thanks love

Angela

Anytime Mercy

Mercy

Now come on, get under the covers with me

Angela

You got it babe

Mercy

I love you

Angela

And I love you too

 

 

Sometime later....

Tyq'ra

I guess I'll get the door then

Tyq'ra

Stupid horny mortals

Tyq'ra

<Clears throat> Greetings mortal, I am known as Tyq'ra and am in the serve of Angela and Mercy as their bodyguard. I have been instructed to protect this location and deal with any trespassers.

Are you a trespasser or a friend?

Dova The Hero

Uh... friend, defiantly a friend

Tyq'ra

Very well. What is your reason for this visit?

Dova The Hero

Wow! This place is better then my nine homes

Tyq'ra

<Annoyed groan>

Dova The Hero

And there is an upstairs, Gods... uh yes sorry.

Angela said if I was ever in town to come and visit and I am in town so I came to visit her

Tyq'ra

I see

Dova The Hero

Is she about?

Tyq'ra

Yes, she is here. As is her slightly less annoying Sister

Dova The Hero

Oh great, I've yet to meet Mercy

Tyq'ra

Your not missing out on much

Dova The Hero

Still I hear great things about her

Tyq'ra

Yes, and you are?

Dova The Hero

Oh right yes. Dova, Dragonborn Legend, Hero of Skyrim

Tyq'ra

Right

Dova The Hero

Plus like another 100 titles but Dova is just fine

Tyq'ra

<Annoyed groan>

Dova The Hero

So, can I see her?

Tyq'ra

Yes, I'll go fetch her for you

Dova The Hero

Thank you Tyq'ra

Tyq'ra

Your most welcome... weakling

Angela

What is it?

Tyq'ra

You have a guest

Angela

Guest at this hour?

Tyq'ra

Yes a Nord woman, blonde hair with a scar on her face

Angela

You're describing half the woman of Skyrim. Did she give her name?

Tyq'ra

Yes

Angela

And that is?

Tyq'ra

Dragon something, I was not listening to be honest

Angela

You mean Dragonborn?

Tyq'ra

Yes, that is it

Angela

Dova... heh sure picks her timing well

Tyq'ra

Shall I dismiss her?

Angela

No, no I'll go see her. She's a friend and friends are not to be harmed remember?

Tyq'ra

I am well aware of your stupid rules

Angela

Good. Now, Mercy's sound asleep can you watch her for me just till I return?

Tyq'ra

Very well

Angela

Don't wake her, she needs the rest

Tyq'ra

I'll not disturb her

Angela

Thanks Tyq'ra

Tyq'ra

Just go speak to the big woman with big tits downstairs

Tyq'ra

You won't feel a thing my sweet plaything

Dova The Hero

Angela, it is good to see you old friend, how are things?

Angela

Dova... wow you've gotten bigger since we last meet

Dova The Hero

Thank you. Slaying Dragons builds muscles, you look good by the way

Angela

Thanks, been on a diet for a few weeks

Dova The Hero

Oh? You don't need to lose any weight my friend

Angela

It is more of a scared rite really, means I can't have any meat till then

Dova The Hero

Gods, sorry to hear that

Angela

Don't be, I like it. Makes me admire things in a different light and keeps me in good health. Anyway things are good around here, how about with you?

Dova The Hero

I just slew my 50th Dragon today

Angela

Well.... congrats on that

Dova The Hero

Thanks, Lydia says it is a great accomplishment but to me it's just a number. There are many more threats to deal with

Angela

Right

Dova The Hero

I'm sorry, did I wake you?

Angela

What, no no me and Mercy were... reading

Dova The Hero

Ah yes, I see

Angela

After making love

Dova The Hero

Making love?

Angela

Uh... I mean not to each other to... the Daedra you saw

Dova The Hero

Right, look whatever you two are in to is your business

Angela

I mean she was doing the Daedra while I was reading. I'd never be into that I'm on the side of the Aedra and stuff. Daedra are bad and... I should shut up now

Dova The Hero

Hey, I'm not judging you. You are a special person with a great gift. You've gone a great many things with my at your side. I call you friend because we are friends right Angela?

Angela

I guess we are

Dova The Hero

Then it is settled.

Angela

Thanks Dova, I'm real sorry we were both busy and... what time is it?

Dova The Hero

It about 11am, in the morning

Angela

Gods... we really got carried away, with books and other stuff I mean

Dova The Hero

Heh, maybe I should pop in more I like this side of you

Angela

Oh don't judge my words, I'm tired Dova

Dova The Hero

Then I shall bid you farewell friend

Angela

No no no wait, It is fine. I'm sorry I'm just...

Dova The Hero

Yes?

Angela

So fucking hungry... for meat I mean

Dova The Hero

Ha ha, I can cook you something?

Angela

I really can't. Thanks Dova

Dova The Hero

Well, I like your home

Angela

Thanks

Dova The Hero

Very impressive

Angela

Everything a mage like me needs

Dova The Hero

And your Sister of course

Angela

Right

Dova The Hero

Anyway there is a reason to my sudden visit, but maybe I was wrong to come here. I'm sorry to have--

Angela

Please continue

Dova The Hero

I have a important quest, and I'll need a healer for it

Angela

What kind of quest?

Dova The Hero

The fun kind of course

Angela

Meaning?

Dova The Hero

Going into an old Nordic ruin and getting old artifact thought lost to time

Angela

Indeed sounds fun

Dova The Hero

The client paid me 200 upfront, you can have the 200 now if you want to join me on this quest?

Angela

Why me?

Dova The Hero

Because your the best Healer I know

Angela

I see

Dova The Hero

It will be dangerous, you could die

Angela

Heh, yeah and so could you

Dova The Hero

Not if I have you watching my back

Angela

Fair enough

Dova The Hero

So, you in?

Angela

Very well. But keep the coin, I just wanna get out of this mad house