Angela

Back already?

Mercy

Yeah, I'm back already

Angela

What job did you take?

Mercy

Oh, uh none of them they were all gone. But the Jarl needed my hand dealing with a serious matter and now that matter has been dealt with

Angela

Of course he did. <Sighs> Mercy... I thought you were going to try and do something serious not mess around with the Jarl. You know he's dangerous

Mercy

Relax, Siddgeir and me are old friends and I even got us some coin too

Angela

Did you now?

Mercy

Yeah, Siddgeir was very understanding of our situation was kind enough to give me a small loan of a couple hundred gold

Angela

Oh really he was?

Mercy

Oh yeah he was so generous and sweet this time

Angela

You've still got a little of his cum on your eyebrow you know?

Mercy

What! EW! FUCK!

Angela

Mercy! You had sex with the Jarl, for money of all things?

Mercy

Well, that was the plan but turned out I owed him some so I had to settle a debt with him.

Angela

So you got no money from him?

Mercy

Oh no, he gave me plenty of coin

Angela

Why would he do that?

Mercy

Well, I showed him a good time.

Angela

Siddgeir is an asshole, the worst Jarl in Skyrim even. There is no way he gave you coin without wanting something in return.

Mercy

Oh no Sister he gave me the coin from his personal safe.

No need to return it or pay it back he said. It was a gift you could say

Angela

Okay, what did you do to him?

Mercy

Oh you want details? How naughty, well he tied my hands just above my crack and I rode him for a while, you know get the heart pumping then we switch positions a few times. His cock was pretty good for an Imps, we did cowgirl, missionary um I think we did the 69 too

Angela

Not what I meant!

Mercy

Oh?

Angela

Mercy, what did you do to the Jarl to cause him to give us coin for free?

Mercy

Ohhhh I see. Ah, me? Well I did nothing

Angela

What do you mean nothing? I know when your lying by the way

Mercy

I DID nothing! I mean besides fucking him good

Angela

I'm not following. Your saying he gave us this coin because he wanted to?

Mercy

Yeah

Angela

Then, maybe I was wrong about him, then maybe there is hope for him

Mercy

Oh and Tyq'ra fucked the shit out of him too

Angela

You summoned Tyq'ra here?

Mercy

Well yeah, he was threatening me and shit, her job is to protect me

Angela

But she is gone now right?

Mercy

Oh no, she's having her fun with him right now aw speak

Angela

Mercy... are you telling me that there is a lone and dangerous Daedra is fucking the Jarl right now at the very second?

Mercy

Yeah, well he's not fucking her, she's fucking him if you catch my drift

Angela

Wait... what does that mean?

Mercy

Well, he's an asshole, so she's fucking--

Angela

OH! Ohhh hah that serves him right

Mercy

Glad you see the humor I did

Angela

Did he... like it? I mean was it you know, consensual?

Mercy

Why do you care? Tyq'ra can handle herself

Angela

Your right she can but I mean its... oh nevermind. 

Gods, thats made my day

Mercy

Wanna go watch? I mean we could--

Angela

No no, well maybe a little yes but it's not gonna happen Mercy.

No, we have the coin now so all we need to do is decide what our next step is.

Mercy

You want stay in Skyrim then?

Angela

Well, yes and no. Well I mean we have friends here, lots of them infact but this land is harsh, bloodthirsty and-

Mercy

True, but I miss our home

Angela

You miss that Wasteland of Ash we call home?

Mercy

Well, not the ash but the Dunmer are less likey to head butt you for fun

Angela

True, my nose still itches every time I see someone head butt another

Mercy

We should go home, we have to at some point

Angela

Our home is long gone, the ash will have covered it by now.

Mercy

Then we dig it up

Angela

Let the past die Mercy. Our home is gone, our parents are gone. Everything we loved is gone. We are all thats left

Mercy

The people are still there, some of them might still be alive?

Angela

Yeah, and how do you think they are gonna react to seeing both of us?

Mercy

Oh, oh yeah shit.

Angela

Morrowind will always be our home. But we need to find a new one

Mercy

Where though?

Angela

We have friends here, maybe we could stay?

Mercy

We have friends in Cyrodiil too though

Angela

Not as many, and its been years since we saw or spoke to any of them

Mercy

But, Skyrims cold!

Angela

Oh you are not bitching about the weather, we can't feel it!

Mercy

Still, its cold! My nips still hate it

Angela

Oh, hello can I help you?

Captain Quinn

Forgive me but I could not help but hear your conversation. The names  Captain Isabella Quinn of the Serenity. If you'll be seeking passage to Cyrodill I can assist you if you like? Forgive this old sea cat for interrupting you

Angela

Thats very kind of you Captain Quinn. Me and my Sister were just considering our options is all. But, if we do seek passage we can pay of course.

Captain Quinn

Coin or no coin all are welcome on my ship lass

Mercy

Free passage? What's the catch?

Angela

MERCY!

Captain Quinn

No catch friend, perhaps a little assistance if my crew need it but we are all travelers of Tamriel. All are welcome on my ship

Mercy

How much for a single room, with one bed?

Angela

Two beds, she means two beds

Captain Quinn

Y'all can have my first mates quarters. She'll not mind

Mercy

Really?

Angela

I'm sure there is no need to kick your First mate out of her room Captain

Captain Quinn

Oh you'd not be kicking her ass out, she's my wife after all.

We share a bed.

Mercy

Ah I knew I liked her!

Angela

Ah I see. So this room would be empty?

Captain Quinn

Aye it's just used for storage

Mercy

How close is it to your room?

Angela

For uh privacy of course we would not want you to feel we are--

Captain Quinn

Y'need not be, and it is next to it. But the walls are tough, you can not hear us and we can not hear you

Mercy

Shame, I bet you look great naked

Angela

Uh what my Sister Mercy means to say is thank you Captain, you've given us a lot to think about

Captain Quinn

Anytime my friends. We are docked in Solitude at this moment and yes, I do look good naked Mercy.

Mercy

Wait a moment, Solitude? Why the fuck are you down here then?

Captain Quinn

I'm hunting down a Criminal

Mercy

Ship Captain and a Bounty Hunter? I like her more every time she speaks

Angela

Whose the Criminal, Captain?

Captain Quinn

Someone who needs to die

Mercy

They got a name atleast?

Angela

I'm a Hero of the Divines, but we can assist you in your quest if you need us?

Captain Quinn

Yes, his name is Drelas, he hired my ship to collect some cargo from Morrowind a while ago

Mercy

Drelas?

Angela

What makes this Drelas a Criminal then Captain?

Captain Quinn

He was using my ship to hide his criminal Necromantic artifacts as well as dead bodies. We discovered this when one of the creates broke open.

Mercy

What kind of artifacts we talking about here?

Captain Quinn

I can not say, the Vigil took my ship for a while. Took everything away, I was fined by the East Empire Company as well by the Vigilants.

Mercy

Tough break, those Vigil bitches can be real assholes, right Ange?

Angela

I'll help you find this Drelas, do you have any idea where he is?

Captain Quinn

I had a lead he was near this area. But so far I a have not found anything yet

Maybe he has fled to Whiterun of the Reach?

Mercy

Well maybe, it could be worthwhile looking for him.

Angela

The reach is a lot more dangerous then Whiterun Hold. He likey is hiding out there. Likely afraid of the Reach men out there

Captain Quinn

I'll pay you as well as offer you free passage to anywhere you wish to go.

Mercy

I'm guessing Whiterun Hold would be the better choice

Angela

Same, it's safer and quicker to get to.

Mercy

I'm in, Ange?

Angela

I'm with you on this one Mercy

Mercy

Drelas is as good as dead, trust me on this one

Angela

Necromancy is a crime, and I will help you end him

Captain Quinn

So, you will help me after all?

Mercy

Yes, we will

Angela

We will be back in no time

 

 

 

Sometime later...

Angela

So, you wanna tell me about you and Drelas?

Mercy

Oh I'm sorry are we fucking or talking about one of my regretful fucks?

Angela

So did you fuck him then?

Mercy

I was... young and dumb

Angela

Really, young and dumb is your excuse?

Mercy

YES! Seriously, you want to chat about one of my worst lovers and have sex Angela because all this talk is ruining the mood?

Angela

I want you to talk, I'll do all the fun stuff down here

Mercy

Gods your idiotic

Angela

I'm sorry Mercy but you'll have to speak to me or Miss Tongue wont meet Miss Virginia anytime soon

Mercy

Fine fine.. it was like 20 years ago or something.

He was helping me with a project I had at that time... I think he was anyway

Angela

Wait, 20 years ago! Mercy that means--

Mercy

Yeah I know.

Angela

So he's a member of the Cult of Worms?

Mercy

Not really, he never got in.

But the Cult kept him around because he was useful to some point

Angela

It still shocks me that such evilness survived all those years

Mercy

Yeah yeah well you and your Vigil pals killed them all anyway--

Angela

Not all of them it would seem

Mercy

Hey I'm just a dead old horny girl, so I do not count as a member remember? Besides I never was a real member either, I was never loyal to their ideals

Angela

Yeah well any other members you wanna tell me about?

Mercy

Yeah there was this cute Altmer guy I had the hots for, you may have heard of him his name was Mannimarco

Angela

Funny!

Mercy

FUCK! Yeah, I thought it was too

Angela

This Drelas dies at my hand, am I clear?

Mercy

Relax, I'll be sure to let you have your Heroic fun with him once I've had my own. I owe him a great deal of pain as well

Angela

That was fun

Mercy

For you maybe, all I did was talk about that idiot

Angela

I'm sorry who was eating whose pussy? Who was kissing their breasts, rubbing her hands all over her lovers body. Who made her cum?

Mercy

Yeah yeah but still my point stands

Angela

That I'm going to kill this Drelas?

Mercy

You've killed most of the Ex-lovers so what does it matter?

Angela

I have?

Mercy

Yeah, remember that cute Necromancer friend of mine I had? She had dark red hair, wore way too much make-up, had a cute smile. She and I were--

Angela

Ohhh yeah her, hah!

Mercy

Hey do not laugh at my dead lover

Angela

I'm sorry, your right that was rude of me to do

Mercy

You can also stop smirking Ange...

Hey have I ever kill any of yours?

Angela

Oh yes, you killed a few of them actually

Mercy

Who?

Angela

Lets see, you killed Yirma The Brave, Elka and Turo'a then there was Aelka and Velik oh and poor Aopit'ar. Gods rest their souls

Mercy

Your making names up now

Angela

No, those were my friends

Mercy

Dead friends

Angela

Yes, long dead friends Mercy, dead in the past 

Mercy

Did I... kill them quickly?

Angela

Some of them yes, others they suffered painful deaths.

Mercy

I'm sorry, I was... different back then

Angela

And I'm sorry too. We never should have had that fight, maybe they would have lived longer without us, we were different people back then

Mercy

Guess it shows how fucked up we are in the end huh?

Angela

Yes. But, well we are not normal Mercy

Mercy

I know what we are Ange

Angela

What's that?

Mercy

Sexy as fuck

Angela

Yeah, we are sexy as heck

Mercy

Guess were also deadly too

Angela

We are.

Mercy

So, anything else you wanna know?

Angela

Did you love Drelas?

Mercy

WHAT! Fuck no, told you he was a bored fuck, boring at sex, no taste at all

Angela

Really?

Mercy

Ange, he laughed when he saw me naked, he freaked out when he came inside me and he freaked out when I pinned him down and sat on his face, told him to clean up his mess. He was massive jerk off!

Angela

I always find myself cleaning up after you, uh that was not a sexual innuendo by the way.

Mercy

I know. Hey, uh I love you and shit but I never knew I hurt you so badly by killing those people whose names I've already forgotten. Angela I'm sorry for real, I wish sometimes I was never you know

Angela

Mercy, I forgive you I'll always forgive you. I need you

Mercy

I need you too.... dumb-ass

Angela

Can you get back in bed now? I need someone to cuddle while I sleep

Mercy

I'm gonna go do something, and you do not want to see it

Angela

What do you mean?

Mercy

Close your eyes, go to sleep.

I'll cuddle you when I'm done taking a shit dumb ass

Angela

Yuck! Uh... just make sure you use a sanitation spell before you come back

Mercy

I'm not leaving the room, the chamber pot is in here for a reason

Angela

Oh.. Gods, no get out!

Mercy

When you gotta go, you gotta go

Angela

Just hurry up!

Mercy

I will, love you

 

 

A few moments later....

Angela

Zzz.. Zzz.. Zzz

Mercy

<Whispers> May the Gods watch over the souls of Yirma The Brave, Elka, Turo'a, Aelka, Velik and Aopit'ar find peace.

Mercy

I hope they can rest

Mercy

I hope I will find peace

Mercy

I hope we she finds peace