[ Whiterun ]

Jarl Balgruuf the Greater

I understand you've helped me people quite a over these past few months Angela and for that I am forever in your debt.  So I Jarl Balgruuf of Whitrun Hold declare from this day forward you will be known as "Friend of Whiterun" I will have my Guards spreed word of your many good deeds Angela

Angela Healing-Hands

Thank you Jarl, it was an honor to serve the people of this fine hold

Jarl Balgruuf the Greater

And now I shall bestow a gift from my personal armory to you.

Angela Healing-Hands

Jarl, please you are too kind.

Jarl Balgruuf the Greater

I do not bestow a gift to just anyone Angela and you are not just anyone. I once grave the Dragonborn such a gift. A powerful weapon indeed, one she wielded well. It was weapon like no other,  only the best trained in Two-Handed weapons can handle that weapon.

Angela Healing-Hands

Oh I bet

Irileth The Housecarl

What was that?

Angela Healing-Hands

Nothing, nothing

Jarl Balgruuf the Greater

Take care friend.

Angela Healing-Hands

You too Jarl, good day

Jarl Balgruuf the Greater

Enjoy your gift, it is a weapon tested in battle and it will serve you well

Angela Healing-Hands

Again I thank you Jarl

Jarl Balgruuf the Greater

Gods... what an ass! Uh.. I mean Hero!

Angela Healing-Hands

Heh, sure you did

Angela Healing-Hands

All blessed now

Danica Pure-Spring

It is good to see you again. Did you manage to find that potion I needed?

Angela Healing-Hands

Of course I did, I even made a few extras for you just encase you ran out

Danica Pure-Spring

By the Gods, thank you but... I can not pay for all these

Angela Healing-Hands

I do not wish you to, they are a gift and keep the reward for those who need it

Danica Pure-Spring

Gods, you are so humble. Thank you, there are many who need it indeed

Angela Healing-Hands

I know Friend, well may the Divines guide your hands

Danica Pure-Spring

And may they watch over you

Angela Healing-Hands

They do, trust me

Danica Pure-Spring

Thank you friend, take care

Angela Healing-Hands

And you too, good day.

Andurs

Gods... you almost gave me a heart attack woman!

Angela Healing-Hands

A thousand pardons Andurs, but I do have what you asked me to get.

Andurs

You do? Good

Angela Healing-Hands

Do you often ask people to fetch you Vampire remains?

Andurs

Keep your voice down! Gods want the whole town to hear of this?

Angela Healing-Hands

Of course not. That would be bad

Danica Pure-Spring

Now, you have what I need and I suppose you'll be wanting some kind of reward for it?

Angela Healing-Hands

That was the deal, 200 gold

Andurs

Right, well let me get my coin purse

Angela Healing-Hands

Of course

Andurs

Uh, you'll have to move out of the way for me to get passed to my quarters

Angela Healing-Hands

Yes, of course sorry

Andurs

Oh uh, well would you look at that. I happen to have the coin on me

Angela Healing-Hands

Good to hear it friend

Danica Pure-Spring

Take care now

Angela Healing-Hands

Yes, you too

(Try to not stare at the boner, try not to stare at the boner)

Hulda

Hah! Good one friend

Angela Healing-Hands

Hah, hey you asked to hear it

Hulda

I did not think the story would end that way

Angela Healing-Hands

Neither did I, but well you know how men can be

Hulda

I do, heh. Well, thank you for that story Angela

Angela Healing-Hands

Hey, thank you for what you do here Hulda. The Bannered Mare is by far the best Inn around this side of Skyrim. The drinks are good, prices good and the company is the bets.

Hulda

Why thank you friend, say you do a lot of good around here. Allow me to offer you a special discount, I'll take 10% off your orders from now on

Angela Healing-Hands

Why thank you Hulda. You are just too kind

Hulda

No, you are too kind Angela, folk around here see you as a True Hero to Skyrim and her people not some pretender. The mighty Dragonborn herself would be proud to know you I'd bet

Angela Healing-Hands

Funny you should mention that, she is a friend of mine.

Hulda

By the Gods, I was just joking. Then it is true, you are a person in high places

Angela Healing-Hands

Me and Dova are just doing what we can to aid the poor people of this land, ravaged by Civil War, then Dragons, and um now Vampires. it is our duty as Divine Champions to fight Evil and protect the innocent.

Hulda

Gods, so humble, so polite were you a Nord you'd be... uh, forgive me

Angela Healing-Hands

No, go on please

Hulda

I did not mean to judge you because your an Imperial. Please friend, I have embarrassed myself for one day enough.

Angela Healing-Hands

Alright, take care Hulda

Ulfberth War-Bear

Welcome to-- Oh, it's you

Angela Healing-Hands

Hello Ulfberth, how are things?

Ulfberth War-Bear

Adrianne sent you didin't she?

Angela Healing-Hands

Maybe, maybe she asked for me to help out?

Ulfberth War-Bear

Oh no, thats not going to happen. There is nothing wrong with me!

Angela Healing-Hands

Please Ulfberth it is only normal for these things to happen to a man at your age. I'm sure--

Ulfberth War-Bear

MY AGE! I'm not some old milk drinker! I'm a Nord damn it!

Angela Healing-Hands

I know, but it does happen to every man at some point, even Nords

Ulfberth War-Bear

There is nothing wrong with my seed!

Angela Healing-Hands

Maybe there is something wrong with your wife then? Is that what your saying?

Ulfberth War-Bear

No! I just...

Angela Healing-Hands

I can give you a potion, should help increase the "toughness"

Ulfberth War-Bear

A potion? Gods, I thought you were going to, I mean

Angela Healing-Hands

I can if you'd prefer it?

Ulfberth War-Bear

No, no I'm married to my wife, I love my wife.

Angela Healing-Hands

And she knows that. A potion will help you as much as my hand can

Ulfberth War-Bear

Gods... why do you torture me?!

Angela Healing-Hands

I'm doing no such thing. I'm offering you a solution to your problems that's it

Ulfberth War-Bear

<Grunts> Give me the damn potion

Angela Healing-Hands

I'll have one sent over tomorrow. Drink it just before you... you know, and you problem will be gone, for 1-2 hours. If it goes on for longer then that uh, find a healer and pray hard. 

Ulfberth War-Bear

Gods!

Angela Healing-Hands

Um, yeah that only happend once and he was a small guy your, big and tough

Ulfberth War-Bear

This better work!

Angela Healing-Hands

I'll be seeing you around Ulfberth, good day

Elrindir

Good day friend

Angela Healing-Hands

Greetings Elrindir

Elrindir

I did not take you for the Hunting type

Angela Healing-Hands

I do hunt from time to time, but I prefer to leave that to the professionals.. speaking of which hows your Brother?

Elrindir

Hes fine

Angela Healing-Hands

All healed up?

Elrindir

You should really be asking him?

Angela Healing-Hands

I never see him though

Elrindir

He runs the store out by the market. Speak with him there

Angela Healing-Hands

I tried that but, oh well I'll go see if he is there

Elrindir

Wait, your not going to buy anything?

Angela Healing-Hands

Not today no

Elrindir

Gods!

Angela Healing-Hands

Was fixing your Brothers cock not enough?

Elrindir

Shhh! You want the whole town to hear this? Just go!

Angela Healing-Hands

Good day Elrindir

 

 

Sometime later...

Angela Healing-Hands

Ah Home Sweet Home

Angela Healing-Hands

How I am glad to be--

Tyq'ra

You done?

Angela

Tyq'ra, what do I owe the pleasure?

Tyq'ra

Your Sister needed a hand with something

Angela

Oh, I see

Tyq'ra

She is upstairs waiting for you

Angela

Waiting for me?

Tyq'ra

Yes, been sometime now. Better go see if shes still breathing

Angela

Breathing, what do you mean?

Tyq'ra

I tied those restraints pretty tight

Angela

Oh no

Tyq'ra

Better hurry!

Angela

MERCY!

Angela

Mercy are you....

Mercy

About time you got here!

Angela

Wow

Mercy

I've been waiting for 3 days here Ange, the fuck took you so long?

Angela

Sorry, I uh got carried away, again

Mercy

With your desire to help every idiot you who might need a hand with shit yeah yeah so you ready for your reward then Hero?

Angela

Well...

Mercy

I thought so now--

Angela

Wait! You called me a Hero

Mercy

I did? Ah shit!

Angela

You said you'd never call me that ever

Mercy

Damn it, thats what being horny and tired gets you

Angela

Yeah yeah you called me a Hero Mercy

Mercy

Ah shit, your never gonna let me hear the end of this are you?

Angela

Nope!

Mercy

Yeah yeah I called you a fucking Hero, now we doing this or what?

Angela

Oh yeah, I am so doing you

Mercy

Well, come on I'm getting bored

Angela

What about Tyq'ra?

Mercy

Shes gone by now. I asked her to stay till you arrived

Angela

Then let this Hero claim her reward

Mercy

Your so lame, if your lips are not pressed against mine in the next 10 seconds I'll--

Angela

Oh, Mercy this is the best reward I've gotten all day

Mercy

You have 5 seconds to kiss me before I kill you

Angela

Plenty of time