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[Happy Birthday] Aria is 600+ Years old today!


Agent Tex

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So at 00:01 this morning my Phone gave me a notification stating: Today the 18th of June 2020 is Aria Lustfal Bal's Birthday

 

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Aria Bal

Howdy yall! Wait! Thats not my catchphrase um... Greetings! Yeah Greetings works just fine. Um, okay so it is I Aria Lustfal Bal your new Lord and Master... Just kidding, or am I?

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Aria Bal

"Right stick to the script Aria or else" okay okay Master I'm trying my best here. Um, now then today is a very special day for someone here.

Today is their Birthday 

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Aria Bal

Can you guess whose?

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Aria Bal

That's right!

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Aria Bal

ME! YAY!

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Aria Bal

Heh, I'm such a dork you all knew that from reading the header anyway.

 

!!!! New ENB !!!!

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Aria Bal

Now... ew... this feels good. Um, where was I? Oh yeah, today is my Birthday and you are all invite to my Sex- I mean Birthday Party.... which means you all now owe me presents!

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Aria Bal

And Cake and Wine, and other stuff we will not get into

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Aria Bal

And Boobs, I want boobs!

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Aria Bal

Heh, I mean I got a killa pair but I mean the more boobs the better right.

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Aria Bal

Alright stop stop stop time out! I mean I'm the Birthday girl, I get to do this shit today so all of you reading these lines I want to ask you a few things. Do you know how old am I? My favorite color? Favorite sex position? No?

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Aria Bal

Okay okay well I guess I should tell you, but I mean it's my Birthday and I want to be spoiled like a bratty bitch and then get punished like a bratty bitch... yes that was a hint for... Aannnnndd none of you have a clue what I'm on about do you? Seriously guys Pornhub is the 3 most popular search engine on the web

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Aria Bal

Okay are you paying attention? Good. I'm... um, carry the 1, plus 5 minus 7 times 9 plus 2 then subtract 21... I'm. 600!

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Aria Bal

600 years! ME! Do I look 600!

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Aria Bal

Fuck it, embrace it thats what Phe says. So yeah I'm 600 years old, and... well 600ish I mean I guessed I could be 300 years old or even 20,000 point is I look good for my age and you all owe me cakevVBZdgLl_o.jpg

Aria Bal

Okay I'm kidding there is no cake. Yet!

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So, guess I should point out the other questions, I love the color Red I mean thats oblivious and it is infact Cow girl. Can not go wrong with the classics 

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Aria Bal

Okay, so yeah I'm 600 years old, and Master forgot all about it!

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But it is okay. I still love him for giving me a birthday in the first place. So yeah, I'm going to go eat cake and shit, then drink like a horse and maybe just maybe I'll.... well, you'll see ;) 

 

 

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Saph: You look awesome for 600 years old! And dat Underwear... Share it please?

 

Deso: I don't think, you want her underwear. xD

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Zilphia: "Happy Birthday, dear Aria. 600 years... a very long time for having sex. Against you, I am a very young one."

 

 

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"You and Phoenix are invited to a special Birthday Party. A naked Birthday Party at my Manor."

 

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Malicia : « Happy birthday, Aria ! multiponey5.gif

 

                You look very pretty in your new clothes. Much better than the ones where you've got a ball in the mouth? »

 

 

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45 minutes ago, zilvradrow said:

Zilphia: "Happy Birthday, dear Aria. 600 years... a very long time for having sex. Against you, I am a very young one."

 

 

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"You and Phoenix are invited to a special Birthday Party. A naked Birthday Party at my Manor."

 

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Saph: Can i come too?

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