[Happy Birthday] Aria is 600+ Years old today!
So at 00:01 this morning my Phone gave me a notification stating: Today the 18th of June 2020 is Aria Lustfal Bal's Birthday
Aria Bal
Howdy yall! Wait! Thats not my catchphrase um... Greetings! Yeah Greetings works just fine. Um, okay so it is I Aria Lustfal Bal your new Lord and Master... Just kidding, or am I?
Aria Bal
"Right stick to the script Aria or else" okay okay Master I'm trying my best here. Um, now then today is a very special day for someone here.
Today is their Birthday
Aria Bal
Can you guess whose?
Aria Bal
That's right!
Aria Bal
ME! YAY!
Aria Bal
Heh, I'm such a dork you all knew that from reading the header anyway.
!!!! New ENB !!!!
Aria Bal
Now... ew... this feels good. Um, where was I? Oh yeah, today is my Birthday and you are all invite to my Sex- I mean Birthday Party.... which means you all now owe me presents!
Aria Bal
And Cake and Wine, and other stuff we will not get into
Aria Bal
And Boobs, I want boobs!
Aria Bal
Heh, I mean I got a killa pair but I mean the more boobs the better right.
Aria Bal
Alright stop stop stop time out! I mean I'm the Birthday girl, I get to do this shit today so all of you reading these lines I want to ask you a few things. Do you know how old am I? My favorite color? Favorite sex position? No?
Aria Bal
Okay okay well I guess I should tell you, but I mean it's my Birthday and I want to be spoiled like a bratty bitch and then get punished like a bratty bitch... yes that was a hint for... Aannnnndd none of you have a clue what I'm on about do you? Seriously guys Pornhub is the 3 most popular search engine on the web
Aria Bal
Okay are you paying attention? Good. I'm... um, carry the 1, plus 5 minus 7 times 9 plus 2 then subtract 21... I'm. 600!
Aria Bal
600 years! ME! Do I look 600!
Aria Bal
Fuck it, embrace it thats what Phe says. So yeah I'm 600 years old, and... well 600ish I mean I guessed I could be 300 years old or even 20,000 point is I look good for my age and you all owe me cake
Aria Bal
Okay I'm kidding there is no cake. Yet!
Aria Bal
So, guess I should point out the other questions, I love the color Red I mean thats oblivious and it is infact Cow girl. Can not go wrong with the classics
Aria Bal
Okay, so yeah I'm 600 years old, and Master forgot all about it!
Aria Bal
But it is okay. I still love him for giving me a birthday in the first place. So yeah, I'm going to go eat cake and shit, then drink like a horse and maybe just maybe I'll.... well, you'll see
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