Usually how many times do you masturbate?

[Z0mBieP00Nani]

23 minutes ago, daedal said:

i've never masturbated so i feel like there should be a 0 option

> "I'v never masturbated..."

> Has an account on one of the most controversial adult modding sights on the internet...

 

HMMMMmmmMMMMmm.. something seems amiss here, lol..

[Z0mBieP00Nani]

3 hours ago, ~ Deathstalker said:

3 a Day- the longest ive been

Master Of My Domain was 1 week

It's always better to go a week or two in between busting a nut, not sure why but it feels a lot better for some reason.. like you're about to cum your skeleton out.

[daedal]

19 minutes ago, Z0mBieP00Nani said:

> "I'v never masturbated..."

> Has an account on one of the most controversial adult modding sights on the internet...

 

HMMMMmmmMMMMmm.. something seems amiss here, lol..

im rather contradicting but its i promise i never have

just never sounded appealing 

[Z0mBieP00Nani]

33 minutes ago, daedal said:

im rather contradicting but its i promise i never have

just never sounded appealing 

It makes a sticky mess afterwords and somehow the stuff manages to get places that can make you scratch your head, so I can understand how it would seem unappealing.

[MissMage]

Once a week. Antidepressants have lowered my fapping interests considerably and i'm actually happy about that. 

[NickNozownik]

Once every two or three weeks. I'm more resistant to stress and I have a lot more energy to do stuff when I'm horny as fuck.

[Kriegera]

Idk once every couple of weeks maybe?

[Hania the bard]

On 2/24/2018 at 2:44 PM, NickNozownik said:

Once every two or three weeks. I'm more resistant to stress and I have a lot more energy to do stuff when I'm horny as fuck.

I always find it distracting when i'm Horny. I have trouble focusing on stuff, and my productivity usually drops. Not to mention i get a really dirty mind when i'm horny. I also find it a good way to release stress when i'm... well... stressed.

[sarahsenpai]

1 hour ago, Lisa Tepes said:

I always find it distracting when i'm Horny. I have trouble focusing on stuff, and my productivity usually drops. Not to mention i get a really dirty mind when i'm horny. I also find it a good way to release stress when i'm... well... stressed.

my sex drive drops to like absolute zero when im stressed. idk why.

[Ernest Lemmingway]

5 hours ago, sarahsenpai said:

my sex drive drops to like absolute zero when im stressed. idk why.

That's a pretty normal reaction to negative stress.

 

I'm amazed that some people here can go weeks. More than three days for me and the volume increases quite a bit. If I waited a week I could probably fill a specimen cup in one go. I just have that kind of physiology, it seems.

[Hania the bard]

14 minutes ago, Ernest Lemmingway said:

That's a pretty normal reaction to negative stress.

 

I'm amazed that some people here can go weeks. More than three days for me and the volume increases quite a bit. If I waited a week I could probably fill a specimen cup in one go. I just have that kind of physiology, it seems.

For girls it's similar. The release of hormones feels so much more intense whenever we wait. It's hard to describe!

[Foxylump]

On a basic day 3 times.

In the morning befor work and 2 times at night.

On days when i am off work 6+ times

[Guest]

When my GF is not around to provide...3 or more.

[Karin]

1-3 week normaly, but sometime I need it even 5 time per week or I can go 2-3week w/o it. I guess mood.

 

 

[V The Heretic]

Here as of late, 0 due to medication. When the time comes around for my hormones to flare up for the week, the two to three days before it, I'll go maybe 2-3 times each day.

[Ernest Lemmingway]

On 2/26/2018 at 6:19 PM, Lisa Tepes said:

For girls it's similar. The release of hormones feels so much more intense whenever we wait. It's hard to describe!

I realize that. What I was referring to was something else. A part of my body also visibly swells as though I were still a teenager and I don't mean the twig. To the point things start to physically hurt. It doesn't even feel good when I do achieve release if I let it go that long. I can't even remember what my doctors called it. Just that, in essence, "the body is overeager but the spirit is dulled due to medication." My only real choice is to ensure it doesn't come to that.

[Hania the bard]

6 hours ago, Ernest Lemmingway said:

I realize that. What I was referring to was something else. A part of my body also visibly swells as though I were still a teenager and I don't mean the twig. To the point things start to physically hurt. It doesn't even feel good when I do achieve release if I let it go that long. I can't even remember what my doctors called it. Just that, in essence, "the body is overeager but the spirit is dulled due to medication." My only real choice is to ensure it doesn't come to that.

You're poor current or future wife! She's certainly going to be taking it a lot!

[Ernest Lemmingway]

22 minutes ago, Lisa Tepes said:

You're poor current or future wife! She's certainly going to be taking it a lot!

That's if whoever she will be doesn't let me take care of things on my own. Which is what I have to do for now. There's nothing worse than when something fun turns into work.

[V The Heretic]

2 hours ago, Ernest Lemmingway said:

That's if whoever she will be doesn't let me take care of things on my own. Which is what I have to do for now. There's nothing worse than when something fun turns into work.

Are we talking about blue balls?

[Ernest Lemmingway]

14 hours ago, Jhinjer said:

Are we talking about blue balls?

Well, I am blue.

[Jazzman]

15 hours ago, Jhinjer said:

Are we talking about blue balls?

I've seen it once, all variations of blue and violet, and the face of the silverback became ashen in no time.

Awww... it must have hurt. Stirring moments one might laugh about not until later. And I've laughed a lot.

[V The Heretic]

2 hours ago, Ernest Lemmingway said:

Well, I am blue.

 

2 hours ago, Jazzman said:

I've seen it once, all variations of blue and violet, and the face of the silverback became ashen in no time.

Awww... it must have hurt. Stirring moments one might laugh about not until later. And I've laughed a lot.

Blue balls. Blue balls is a slang term for the condition of temporary fluid congestion (vasocongestion) in the testicles accompanied by testicular pain, caused by prolonged sexual arousal in the human male without ejaculation. The term is thought to have originated in the United States, first appearing in 1916.

 

There you go Ernest, it was what you were talking about.

[Ernest Lemmingway]

10 minutes ago, Jhinjer said:

 

Blue balls. Blue balls is a slang term for the condition of temporary fluid congestion (vasocongestion) in the testicles accompanied by testicular pain, caused by prolonged sexual arousal in the human male without ejaculation. The term is thought to have originated in the United States, first appearing in 1916.

 

There you go Ernest, it was what you were talking about.

I know what the term means. I was making a joke. Blue lemming? Blue balls?

[V The Heretic]

1 minute ago, Ernest Lemmingway said:

I know what the term means. I was making a joke. Blue lemming? Blue balls?

Whelp, I'm a complete derp, that went over my head. XD

[Jazzman]

2 hours ago, Jhinjer said:

 

Blue balls. Blue balls is a slang term for the condition of temporary fluid congestion (vasocongestion) in the testicles accompanied by testicular pain, caused by prolonged sexual arousal in the human male without ejaculation. The term is thought to have originated in the United States, first appearing in 1916.

 

There you go Ernest, it was what you were talking about.

In case you haven't realized it yet, in different parts of the anglophone world a different slang is used.

For example. What's a buddy? Over here it's exclusively a cock as in siddung pon di buddy, riding a cock.

So, blue balls are battered testicles (hematoma!) with sometimes fatal consequences for the owner, at worst he'd lose them ad infinitum.