I like my (blank) like I like my (blank) game!

[Queen Bee]

You know what to do. Just fill in the blanks and end on a joke!

 

Example: I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer!

[Kamen Rider Kuuga]

I like my women like I like my games; vapid, short and pretty.

 

... That's bad and I should feel bad.

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

I like my lovers like i like my tampons... roped up and bloody

[Queen Bee]

I like my women like I like my hot cocoa. With marshmallows and whipped cream.

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

I like my lovers like I like my lights... suspended from the ceiling

[Queen Bee]

I like my coffee like I like my women: tied in a burlap sack and slung over the back of a burro.

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

I like my women like I like my 5 year old computer... Always going down on me

[Queen Bee]

I like my cocks like I like my submarines: Long, hard and full of seamen.

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

I like my female lovers like i like my ipad... beautiful, lightweight and clean

[Queen Bee]

I like my lolis like I like my monitors: flat, not too bright and covered with my fingerprints.

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

lmaoxD

I like my lolis like i like my irish whiskey... 12 years old and mixed with coke

[Mailamea]

I like Dota2, like I like HoN and LoL, different yet all share the MOBA element.

[Queen Bee]

I like my coffee like I like my women: cold, bitter and half white.

 

I like Dota2' date=' like I like HoN and LoL, different yet all share the MOBA element.

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LOL! (no pun intended)

[afa]

Not a true statement, but I can't help it...

 

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/1hqe/

[Mailamea]

I like Dota2' date=' like I like HoN and LoL, different yet all share the MOBA element.

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LOL! (no pun intended)

LOL yeah

[Queen Bee]

I like my coffee like I like my men: hot, steamy and done in two minutes.

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

Not a true statement' date=' but I can't help it...

 

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/1hqe/

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funny-me like

 

I like my women like I like the restaurant i'm going to eat at shortly... italian and oily

[Queen Bee]

I like my fuck partners like I like my night clubs: Alive one minute, dead the next, but always full of alcohol and drugs.

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

i like my women like i like my math tests... full of problems and easy to cheat on

[Queen Bee]

I like my women like I like my national birds: bald and spread eagle.

[Queen Bee]

I like my women like I like my coffee: hot and fits in my thermos.

[Queen Bee]

I like my women like I like my messiah: dormant for three days after I nail them.