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[AKM]

 

 

He forgot his sniping rifle (it's a kitty gillie suit)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[quietsilent65]

At first I was like

 

meow

 

but then I was all

 

meow

 

and he was all

 

meow

 

and it was crazy.

[Hepar]

[AKM]

On 7/13/2025 at 5:20 AM, Hepar said:

Those are such beautiful cats.  The fur can be a royal pain with clumping and knots et al,, but beautiful, and at least the one I had was such a kind soul.  Oh, and she had the grace to shed in clumps that were simple to pick up and toss, rather than individual furs everywhere.  She also almost never knotted up, either.  Miss that cat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Hepar]

On 7/15/2025 at 8:57 PM, AKM said:

Those are such beautiful cats.  The fur can be a royal pain with clumping and knots et al,, but beautiful, and at least the one I had was such a kind soul.  Oh, and she had the grace to shed in clumps that were simple to pick up and toss, rather than individual furs everywhere.  She also almost never knotted up, either.  Miss that cat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So freaking true about the clumps. This cat (Gumbo) is also a very kind soul. Always down for cuddles and likes to reciprocate with the kitty-cat paw massage. Always scratches me up but I love her all the same. Used to shave her 'Simba' style for the summer but she doesn't do well with knockout drugs so now I just spot snip the clumps out. She doesn't seem to mind.

[AKM]

Oh the cat WILL call back - at 3AM.

[ParasocialFairy]

meow?

[AKM]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[quietsilent65]

meow

[AKM]

Xylophone Cat by The Kiffness

 

 

[AKM]

 

Many more kitties in spoiler:
 

Spoiler

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cat in a dollhouse.  "NO solicitors!" VVV

 

 

Adding a little something to the stew:

 

 

 

The (short) video below is about the domestication of foxes.  It's the comment about the statement at the end of the video that is the reason I repost it here:
 

Spoiler

 

 

 

The comment:

"Isnt it obvious. We have been domesticated by cats."

 

Edited October 31, 2025 by AKM

[AKM]

[AKM]

On Cat Math

 

I’ve seen girl math

I’ve seen guy math

I’ve seen dog math bless their little pea sized brains

But now it’s time for cat math, the only math that comes with claws, chaos, and a superiority complex

If my bowl has no food in it, it’s empty

If my bowl does have food in it but I can see even one microscopic speck of the bottom, it’s also empty

Actually, no it’s worse

It’s emotional manipulation

If you leave a glass of water unattended, that’s obviously mine now

I’ll be putting my entire paw in it, no questions asked

However, should a single molecule of water come into contact with my fur, that’s assault

I’ll be filing a complaint with HR (Housecat Relations)

If Mum’s home, that’s one human

If Mum and Dad are home, that’s still one human

Dad’s just an inconvenient noise machine that keeps trying to touch me with his big dumb hands

If I’m sitting on your lap and you even think about moving a muscle, you’ve basically launched me into the sun

Don’t act shocked when I act like I’ve been personally wronged by your twitching thigh

If it’s 12pm that’s lunchtime

If it’s 3am that’s also lunchtime just with more flair and a bit of screaming

If you disagree, that’s a you problem, not a me problem

If you don’t feed me, I’ll simply perish on the spot

In conclusion, I am flawless, my logic is sound, and you exist solely to obey the results of my calculations

 

 

Mission Impawsible.
 

 

Why do bullies always play victim?
 

Edited November 6, 2025 by AKM

[AKM]

 

 

 

[AKM]

Cats on stairs, or missing stairs, or stair railings, etc.
 

Cats being cats.  Warm, cold, airflow blockers, etc.:
 

 

Edited December 16, 2025 by AKM

[AKM]

Note to self: Do not piss off the black cat.
 

I don't know what it is, but apparently it is not a water bowl.  The cat thinks otherwise.
 

Ha Hee Cat by The Kiffness
 

 

Male cat brings his A game:
 

 

Edited December 28, 2025 by AKM

[AKM]

Cat traps.
 

Mom is serious!

 

 

 

Kitty confusion:
 

Cats and snow.  The best one is the black kitty ears and nothing else.
 

Clingy Kitties:
 

 

 

Life With Two Cats:
 

 

 

No, no, no.  (Don't do this to the poor cat!)
 

Dogs and Cats:
 

Slow Motion Cat:
 

 

Edited January 12 by AKM

[AKM]

Broken cats:
 

 

 

You guys run, I'll hold him back!
 

What do you do for a living, sir?
 

Pointing at Cat:
 

 

 

Excuse me, sir!  Quick question for you:
 

 

Cat:
 

Mind Reading Cat:
 

 

Edited January 19 by AKM

[AKM]

Heyyy kitty!  Rent's due!
 

 

 

Cat Laws:
 

 

Edited January 23 by AKM

[AKM]

'You kids have fun!"

 

 

Porch Pirate Defense System Activated
 

So mistreated
 

Can't take the trash out of the cat
 

Assignment Understood
 

 

Edited March 19 by AKM

[AKM]

When the dog doesn't work, ya gotta deploy the cat.  Cat deployed.
 

Hey man, you wanna fuckin' stop?
 

The Tail of the Cat
 

Flick, flick goes the ear
 

Used one of his lives
 

 

Food
 

 

 

Zero survival instinct
 

 

 

Cars.  Why are my blinkers on in the morning?
 

 

 

Freddy the supermarket cat (your standard ONE person screwed it up for EVERYONE else story).
 

 

 

Imagine a kitty, "singing" for dinner.
 

 

 

 

Edited April 27 by AKM

[AKM]

 

What do I do for a living...?

 

 

 

Kitty snow ski jump
 

 

 

This is all your fault!
 

 

 

It's all about the ride.
 

 

 

The rescue knowing he's loved
 

What do you do for a living, sir?
 

 

 

Trust bond
 

 

 

Helper cat
 

 

 

How to rage bait a cat
 

 

 

The cattynip truck is outside!
 

 

 

Kitty gangsters
 

'The Mob', 1961

 

 

More cat help
 

 

 

Table Edge Theory
 

 

 

Kitty rave.
 

 

 

Poor guy didn't know about Larry.
 

 

 

Who needs therapy when you have Thera-pspsps?
 

 

 

Guardian of the french fries
 

 

 

No using the computer!  Pet the cat instead!
 

 

 

"Not my problem. ... HEY!  Problem!"
 

 

 

The buttons are calling him
 

 

 

He just wanted to get away from the argument, but ended up right in the middle of the standoff.
 

 

 

Kitty downloading problems
 

 

 

Quite the reflex
 

 

 

Is she ready to go to the vet?
 

 

 

Testing couch swatches against the cat.
 

 

 

The song of The Kitty Comes In
 

 

Preparing for his Next Mission
 

 

 

The recipe calls for zero cats
 

 

 

Why cats are better than dogs
 

 

 

I do not fear you, mother
 

 

 

 

Edited June 11 by AKM

[AKM]

Black cat being LOUD
 

 

 

The Paw
 

 

 

Do I like sleep?  Yes.
 

 

 

I didn't mean literally, dude.
 

 

 

Why don't you have a girlfriend, sir?  "Well.  Let me tell you."
 

 

 

Khajiit is an expert cake thief
 

 

 

Ghost Busters
 

 

 

Larry returns
 

 

 

Victim spotted, target acquired
 

 

 

Say 'please'
 

 

 

Prrrrrt?
 

 

 

The Void got tricked into taking a pill
 

 

 

Stabby tabby!
 

 

 

Call the kitty!
 

 

 

Love vs Loff
 

 

 

The best de-stressor 
 

 

 

Mr. Majestic
 

 

 

Stakeouts make him nervous
 

 

 

Hey fellas! What're we looking at?!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-3U_meoY_zg?feature=share

 

 

 

Mom no longer loves meow!
 

 

 

The lawnmower broke down
 

 

 

Excuse me sir, may I have your attention for a meowment?

 

 

 

Office job description?  Hole puncher.
 

 

 

System Error
 

 

 

It's one minute past breakfast
 

 

 

The Suffering of Dave.  (Poor Dave.  His person won't rise, among other sufferings.)
 

 

 

F off O!
 

 

 

Secret Agent Cat
 

 

 

 

Edited July 27 by AKM

[AKM]

The difference between cats and dogs; equivalent human ages
 

 

 

"Something doesn't feel right about this place, Meal Giver."

 

 

 

Cat Accessories
 

 

 

Wakes up, realizes is safe in person's arms, goes back to sleep.
 

 

 

The girl of his dreams
 

 

 

Dad's in the shower and didn't include us!  Synchronized meowing commence!

 

 

 

Chasing the sun
 

 

 

Clingy kitties
 

 

 

Can't pronounce the only word he knows (meow)
 

 

 

The yawn that made the sun explode
 

 

 

You're home!  About damn time!
 

 

 

Another who can't get the one word he knows correct

 

 

 

Bro sends cat to another dimension.  
 

 

 

Ottoman period cat
 

 

 

Boring, no social skills, but loyal - as long as there's food
 

 

 

Overfeeding the cat
 

 

 

I cast furball
 

 

 

 

Actual, honest to goodness, newly discovered species of cat (for the first time in about 100 years)
 

 

 

Second content producer talking about the same cat:
 

 

 

Toast
 

 

 

 

Edited yesterday at 05:10 AM by AKM