Write a story with me.

[Duchess_Gummybuns]

What is is: Every new person writes the next segment off of the reply before them.

 

Please do:

• Write at least 1 sentance
• Progress the story
• You're going to be silly, at least make it entertaining. Ex: "Nikolai Jakov made his way to the cubard to grab his giant, pitch black, 2 foot long horse dildo. Once obtained, he proceded to rub it all over his wife's sleeping face. What a jack-off."

 

     Just as the devices of yesteryear fought with their masters over the spelling of "jerky," so to do the Vocal AI Gingsa-bots, or V.AI.Gina-bot, give their owners greif. One would say, to a more serious degree. Take the newest model, Lifts Her Rachet for example. She has just been personialized by her owner, a tech savy enough guy, Jack.
     Jack's new robot maid is going about her daily duties. She announces to the empty kitchen, "Time to preform daily laundry task." and proceeds to the dirty hamper, "Commencing laundry loading." her silicon lips miming her internal speaker's sound.
     While she toils, her owner checks on her to see the beloved family pet in her delicate safety grip.
     "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PUT THE CAT DOWN!"
     "Illogical command. Soiled new material. Continue. Boopdobeep." she coldly responds before turning back to the washing machine.
     "No! Maid, don't put the cat in the washer! Put it down!" is exclaimed, Jack walking madly toward the machine.
     "Illogical. Soiled new material pet was in the soiled laundry receptical."
     "BECAUSE IT LIKES TO SLEEP THERE!" He is now on the maid, hands gripping her metallicly cold forearms.
     "Rock God, you are wrong." the maid stands too perfectly still, only her mouth moving in lagged time with her words, "You meant to tell me new material pet must be washed."
     "No. The cat is not machine washable!"
     Her motor lag becoming more exaggerated as she speaks, "Incorrect. New material is natural, low quality. Machine washable."
     Now exasperated, the owner jabs his finger onto the maid's emergency stop action button and retrieves his pet. After the 3 second freeze wears off the maid looks down at her empty hands. The binary confusion she is witnessing is far too much for her second rate CPU. Under the weight of her daily chores and this new development her scripts fail and her OS crashes. A failed device of the new technological era.

[Slath]

"These freaking machines infuriate me." said Jack, carrying across the room. He then casually dropped it in a metallic bin and closed the lid, pushing a few buttons while muttering against the lack of programmation of his maid. The Pet-O-Matic rumbled a bit when it turned on and started properly washing the cat.

[Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK]

The cat looked at the robot, scratched it face with it claws , went to the sofa and started to sleep.

[DorkDiva]

Just about to close it's eyes into slumber, the cat was jolted awake by a very fat naked man crashing through the wall. With a pickle in his right hand, and a hot-dog in the other, he began to make incomprehensible sounds and mumbles, then quickly said, " A pickle in your mouth, a hot-dog in the rear, lend me your ear for a tale of lunch special mid week madness.

[JakeDragon]

The green fairy lay spilled on the carpet, the lucid dreams of last night slowly fade from Jacks head. Drinking too much to walk to bed again, just another night spent on the couch. Life sure didn't turn out the way Jack thought it would. Jack gets up and picks the glass up out of the carpet and puts it in the box of food left over from last night. Funny I don't even remember ordering food. Walking into the kitchen Jack sees the disabled maid standing where he left it from the rescue of the cat. Putting the food box in the garbage Jack walks into the laundry room and looks at the bot. The amber light is flashing crash code and out of space. Jack gets his tablet and connects to the bot and pulls the crash dump off the internal storage. After clearing up the needed space Jack reset the bot.

The maids speech is better, the face is in sync. Good lord you would think these things could go more that 3 days without a reboot. Perhaps the fucking programmer should learn how to police the temp files from the operating system. As the bot starts to learn its surroundings it goes back to the laundry and doesn't try to wash the cat when it jumps back into the now empty hamper. Stupid bot, no better yet stupid developer. No one should cut corners to the point where life could be lost.

FML