Twisted song lyrics

[LordJerle]

Take a song and twist the lyrics in some way.  Replace a few words, see what you can come up with.  I'm twisting Hurt, because I'm in that kind of mood.

 

 

I touched myself today 
To see if I still feel 
I focus on the porn 
The only thing that's real 
The lotion makes a mess
The old familiar zing 
Try to fap it all away 
But I remember everything 

What have I become 
My sweetest friend 
Everyone I know goes away 
In the end 
And you could have it all 
My empire of porn 
I will let you cum 
I will make you cum

I wear this crown of porns 
Upon my liar's chair 
Full of broken thoughts 
I cannot repair 
Beneath the stains of cum 
The feelings disappear 
You are someone else 
I made a mess in my chair

What have I become 
My sweetest friend 
Everyone I know goes away 
In the end 
And you could have it all 
My empire of porn
I will let you cum
I will make you cum

If I could start again 
A million miles away 
I would jerk myself 
I would find a way

 

[Content Consumer]

Neil Sedaka: Breaking up is hard to do

 

Please take your love away from me

Please don't stay 'cause I'm in misery

If you go, I won't be blue

Oh breaking up is hard to do

 

Remember that we always fight

And we never have fun at night

I feel ill, when I see you

Oh breaking up is hard to do

 

They say that breaking up is hard to do

Now I know I know that it's ture

Please say that this is the end

Instead of making up I wish that we were breaking up again

 

I beg of you please say goodbye

Leave me now please go you've got to fly

Go on, baby, go start anew

Oh breaking up is hard to do