Pornification of Skyrim: Tapestry and Painting Replacers (and some extras) WIP

[Bienmonte]

Part of a larger project to pornify Skyrim, I've been retexturing various items. These include tapestries for the Underground Bathhouse, Painting in Skyrim, various signage (such as the Luxury Suite), etc. Largely for my own fun, but I thought I might share. Lore friendly in the sense that males have male parts and females have female parts (and sometimes male parts)...

 

Underground Bathhouse Tapestries

 

This mod replaces the original 63 tapestries with more explicit versions. None of the artwork is my own and all were taken from public domain sites. I morphed and tweaked several of the images to my own tastes. The original tapestry mod can be found here: http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/31526/? (obviously, you need to have the UB as well: http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/27361/?).  You don't need the original tapestry mod--the entire file structure is included in the attachment--but I wanted to give credit where it's due. I have also attached the 7 blank (in .png) tapestries I created if you want to create your own replacements.

 

The 3 screenshots are in-game quickies (too lazy to set up my ENB). I've also attached a nod to SOS and a preview of what the painting replacer will look like. A couple of the artists I've contacted were so happy about this that they'll be making Skyrim themed work to add down the line.

 

 

Upcoming (for painting replacers)

 

 

UB Tapestry Replacer and Tapestry Blanks:

 

UBathTapestries.zip

Blank Tapestries.zip

 

Just Added: Buyable Painting Replacer

 

Buyable Porn Paintings and Pictures.zip

 

[Guest endgameaddiction]

Screenshots are actually taken better without ENB on so it's seen for what it actually is. ENB will only make the images look better, depending the ENB use and one's personal taste for that matter. But regardless most ENBs will always give a better general appearance.

 

I believe I grabbed these on Nexus not too long ago? I could be wrong, but these are nice man. Looking forward to what more you offer for other structures.

[Bienmonte]

Screenshots are actually taken better without ENB on so it's seen for what it actually is. ENB will only make the images look better, depending the ENB use and one's personal taste for that matter. But regardless most ENBs will always give a better general appearance.

 

I believe I grabbed these on Nexus not too long ago? I could be wrong, but these are nice man. Looking forward to what more you offer for other structures.

 

Thanks Endgame!

 

Yea, there's a "Sexy Vamp" replacer, but it was a little tame for my tastes and I wanted to vary the tapestries. I get bored looking at too much uniformity, so I like to throw in some nuance. As for the ENB, agreed.

[Bienmonte]

Porn Replacer for "Buyable Paintings and Pictures"

 

Quick note about Painting Replacer. I'm not a lore-monger, so there are some tongue-in-cheek items in my replacer (which follows)

 

 

Please visit the original "Buyable Paintings and Pictures" mod here. Iceburg's mod added some nice visual interest to otherwise dull Skyrim walls.  You do not need the original mod--it does deserve kudos, though. I've replaced 120+ paintings and edited the .esm so you get an idea of what each painting is.

 

Examples:

 

 

Buyable Porn Paintings and Pictures Replacer:

 

Buyable Porn Paintings and Pictures.zip

 

[eddy4857]

This is the kind of mods I have been looking for!

Please add more.

Great work 

[octav2002]

After install i cannot speak to Gee Da.

I crafted a frame and used console to get a painting and cannot place the frame anywhere.

 

Please help.

 

The tapestry works though.

[piromane666]

this mod is great xD

[Skysnake]

@Bienmonte

 

Thank you! Great Work!

 

[toynbeeidea]

I LOVE the buyable porn paintings!  I am using them to turn Mia's Pleasure Palace (from Sexlab Sex Slaves) into a porny art gallery!

 

 

Issues so far:

 

1)  The following paintings cause CTD when I try to hang them:  (Mid Hor) Excellia and Two Tauren Cocks, (Mid Hor) Big Cock Anal

 

2)  "(Mid Square) Syx Takes Huge Cock Anal" and "(Low Square) Opala Fondles Orc Cock" are the same pic.  The latter is clearly the wrong picture, no orcs involved.

 

3)  "(Mid Square) Elves Blow Horsecocks" and "(Low Square) Syx Quadrupalized By Orcs" are the same pic.  The latter is clearly the wrong picture, no orcs involved.

 

3)  "(Low Hor) Huge Cock Blowjob on Futa" and "(Low Hor) Two Big Dicks Splooge On Girl" are the same pic.  The latter is clearly the wrong picture, only one dick and no splooge involved.

 

4)  "(Up Vert) Big Cock Imp Loves Tits and Beer" is the same picture and in-game label once hung as "(Up Vert) Syx With Whip"

 

5)  "(Mid Hor) Girls Admire Orc Prisoner" is missing its texture entirely, its a big red exclamation mark and the frame can no longer be interacted with.

 

7)  "(Low Hor) Schlongs of Skyrim Advert V" does not fit in a Lower Horizontal frame - not sure where it does fit, didn't mess with that one much.

 

8)  Two different frames, Upper Class Landscape and Upper Class Landscape V2, both use the same tag for their paintings, (Up Hor), so there's no way to tell which will fit in which frame.  Renaming one something like (Up Hor2) would be helpful.

 

 

Hm... I wonder if I can fix this stuff myself...?

[balth]

Great mod! Now if only there was a replacer for all the wall decorations in Skyrim with these artworks...

[toynbeeidea]

Okay, so this has not been updated in a LONG LONG time.  I love the buyable porn painting so much I am thinking of adopting it - MAYBE.  I have no modding experience.  I am only now just learning the basics of the Creation Kit.

 

My idea is as follows:

 

In its current state this is just a replacer for Buyable Paintings and Pictures (http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/24439/?). I am thinking of making the original mod a required master, and adding a basement for the porn section.  That way you can have both sets of paintings.  Decorate the upstairs tastefully, decorate your basement dungeon less tastefully!

 

I have NO ETA on this, and wouldn't expect it until summer, if at all.  I don't even know if its feasible.

[sila]

Not sure why but after adding the buyable porn paintings I can no longer see Belethor's "what have you got for sale" dialogue.

 

Would love to use this mod but... I can't live without belethor's general store 

 

 

[saintsalvy]

Hello, could someone put the file Buyable Porn Paintings and Pictures again? The two files seems corrupted i can't open them

 

Thanks you

 

 

 

[Edscorp]

where i buy it?