Your Favorite Lovers moment?

[luinil]

One of my favorites Lovers moments(I assume its lovers dialog?) was going into the Skingrad alchemy shop and talking to the female alchemist there. The conversation goes something like this

Alchemist: "do you know what the fine for necrophilia ?"

player: "first offence?"

Alchemist: "well,no.."

player: "at least 500 gold"

Alchemist: [smiles happily] "that's nothing compared to Morrowind!"

[gregathit]

One of my favorites Lovers moments(I assume its lovers dialog?) was going into the Skingrad alchemy shop and talking to the female alchemist there. The conversation goes something like this

Alchemist: "do you know what the fine for necrophilia ?"

player: "first offence?"

Alchemist: "well' date='no.."

player: "at least 500 gold"

Alchemist: [smiles happily'] "that's nothing compared to Morrowind!"

 

Actually that is in the vanilla game. Seriously, I am not shitting you: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Falanu_Hlaalu

[Rrazz]

 

Ah joburg' date=' how you make it so hard for the player to avoid unwanted sex in oblivion

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Tis the main reason why I swapped Joburg to simply having no 'knock back' effect It can be annoying when you just suddenly get pounced, but its better then being catapulted into an unfavourable situation XD

 

Ah sadly I don't have any real cool stories to share

 

I think some of my favourites though are due to all the extra NPC's I've added to the roads through mods, combined with Rapers and a few others.

 

One somewhat memorable moment would have been on the road between Chorrol and, I think the IC. Happened to run across a group of about 8 or so Marauders and, my stealth skill not being up to snuff, wound up starting a fight.

 

Doubting my chances I bolted figuring I could lose them or maybe reach Chorrol and escape.

 

Turns out there was a equally sized group of Bandits sitting a little ways further up the road...>.< Couldn't escape them so one of the bandits grabbed me from behind and started having her fun, only for the guys from earlier to catch up and apparently Marauders and Bandits don't like each other...

 

Cue a massive fight/rape/orgy as the two sides war over who wins me due to having the Player Slave Encounters mod on, so I wound up in chains and following the surviving Marauders for a while after the fact.

 

Good times

[vashar]

One of my favorites Lovers moments(I assume its lovers dialog?) was going into the Skingrad alchemy shop and talking to the female alchemist there. The conversation goes something like this

Alchemist: "do you know what the fine for necrophilia ?"

player: "first offence?"

Alchemist: "well' date='no.."

player: "at least 500 gold"

Alchemist: [smiles happily'] "that's nothing compared to Morrowind!"

 

Actually that is in the vanilla game. Seriously, I am not shitting you: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Falanu_Hlaalu

 

... There isn't a Lovers mod for this already? O.o

 

Edit: To expand this character, I mean.

[gregathit]

One of my favorites Lovers moments(I assume its lovers dialog?) was going into the Skingrad alchemy shop and talking to the female alchemist there. The conversation goes something like this

Alchemist: "do you know what the fine for necrophilia ?"

player: "first offence?"

Alchemist: "well' date='no.."

player: "at least 500 gold"

Alchemist: [smiles happily'] "that's nothing compared to Morrowind!"

 

Actually that is in the vanilla game. Seriously, I am not shitting you: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Falanu_Hlaalu

 

... There isn't a Lovers mod for this already? O.o

 

Edit: To expand this character, I mean.

 

Boy, if there is I sure don't remember it. Now there are mods that use her a bit and even introduce her sister but they were not lovers mods ... at least as far as I can remember.

[vashar]

That's a shame. Could be interesting to have something similar to LoversBitch with that character :B

[gregathit]

That's a shame. Could be interesting to have something similar to LoversBitch with that character :B

 

Oh, I agree completely! There is "huge" potential all over the whole necrophilia angle. Maybe someday ...

[Masthiste]

Entered the area for the end of the Dark Brotherhood quest, went through the dialogue until "he" said "ENOUGH OF THIS! I WILL..."

 

Someone is watching me...

 

Apparently my character was so sexy even revenge took a backseat to her... backseat. Joburg strikes again!

[Guest]

Had another funny little moment in my game.

 

My character was walking in the Elven Garden's District. Molly the Love Stalker (loverstupidNPC) ran up to me and forced my char to have sex with her there. I was pretty annoyed at this (since I was trying to have my character avoid sex as much as possible). Just then one of those annoying skirt flippers (loversskirtflippers) ran up from behind and snagged Molly's one-piece clothing right off!

 

I was laughing pretty hard at this, I laughed even harder when I saw naked Molly crouch down in shame (It's an anim from estrus, used by the NudeShy mod) blushing profusely. She ran off in a desperate attempt to hide from me. I found her hiding near some barrels. Suddenly a collie came along and decided to make her his bitch.

 

I think she deserved that frankly.

[xartom]

My character (Tabaxi) was breaking into some random shops in the IC and thanks to Loversbed I came across a couple trying to recreate the Daedra Sutra. Rather than press the button to open a bag to store some jewelry in I pressed the masturbate button. The couple immediately shot out of bed saying typical oblivion crime stuff and rather than enjoy the show the Tabaxi was putting on decided to start punching her out. I thought that was funny, even more funny when I ran into the street and some guards killed them. Talk about a bad night.

 

For a messed up one a starving newbie character was stealing food or something from the horse seller lady in Cheydinhal and then stole a horse after being caught. I flee from the angry seller a guard comes at them like 'omg I'm gonna rape whoever did this crime' (modified paybandit with a chance of corrupt guard) I noticed I had some companion so I blamed the companion. Figured it was someone from an mod quest I left to grab food.

 

Nope, the companion was the horse seller. Not only was that an awesome exploit it was one very bad day for that poor npc.

[JSmith20143]

I've been amused by the different ways you can make use of the lovers mods.

 

My female character does not believe in this armor stuff - far too heavy, not cool looking, and relies on Galerion's Unarmored Acrobatics for her defence (this gives you scaling armor levels depending on your acrobatics rank). However, early in the game, you are at the mercy of every passing mudcrab, not good.

 

Enter the lovers mods - sex counts as combat, 'taking hits' through sex increases your acrobatics, which raises your armor value. This happens quite rapidly at low levels, but takes _a lot_ of acts as your level increases. I'm afraid my character's morals were very dubious in her early days (selectively so, of course).

 

Now the really neat example - use of being raped as a combat tactic ... the Mighty Umbra mod, which I like, has you confronting a series of manifestations in an arena. You and your opponent are armed with identical Umbra swords, and at high difficulty levels, they're tough bastards.

 

You have to fight silenced, without any of your inventory items, but the game gives you summoned armor, like it or not. This is inconvenient when your whole mode of combat is to fight unarmored so you have never bothered to level any armor skills. You can't drop the armor ... but if you can get your opponent to rape you early in the fight, well, that removes your armor, and it isn't replaced ... so now the unarmored skills kick in, and the fight is even.

 

The tactic became a lot safer when I fixed the female contraceptives (see post in the Lover's Tamago Club 1.12 thread)

[Emily]

animal surprise attack.

[xartom]

I was playing a warrior with that new playerslave mod and I wandered into a cave that was a huge war of minotaurs and centaurs/liontaurs vs spriggans and fauns (they were all supposed to be on the same faction, no clue why they fought). They were just various races wearing minotaur/spriggan/faun suits so there was a weird battle orgy going on too.

 

The spriggans caught the warrior and had him for like 30min RL, passing him around then they would run out and fight the centaurs and then return.

 

Finally, a few centaurs got past the faun archers and freed him. A few seconds later everyone was trying to kill him. When he ran out there was a group of traveling guards that wanted to arrest him for murder, but first they had to deal with the mess that poured out of the cave.

[Guest]

On my way to Chorrol there was about 15 or so bandits off the side of the road (unfortunately most were just copies of the same ones but still). They were participating in a massive orgy thanks to joburg. As I was observing they managed to spot me and this incredible chase began. Thanks to realistic fatigue, I fell onto the ground as I was backing up, giving the 15+ bandits enough time to catch up to me and use me as they desired.

 

I now completely refuse to use fast travel when travelling from town to town. Almost all of my good experiences with lovers happens on the roads since I've installed several mods such as crowded roads, smarter bandits, adrenaline obivion, OOO etc. It's too much fun.