Your Favorite Lovers moment?

[Guest]

 

I mentioned' date=' I'm a former ESIV PS3 player. The whole main quest line has a very serious overtone on that platform. Last night, I decide to liberate Kvatch with my lvl 11 hotty.

 

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Wow. I have not revisited this thread in a while, but what a sad, facetious little piece of shit you are, Dirksen. I hope you're not an important member of this community in disguise...

 

This is the type of bullshit I expect from the Nexus - smart-assed putdowns and poorly veiled insults. This asshole mocked the first post I ever made at Lover's Lab - after having played ESIV for five years on my PS3. I don't need spineless assholes making fun of me because I was new to the world of modding Oblivion at the time. It was all new to me. Every step I took in my modded game was a surprise.

 

Going against everything Lover's Lab is about - I am bat-shit livid over this idiot's back-stabbing comment. I never expected that shit to be accepted here. I am TRYING to fit in and help out where I can considering my limited knowledge of the (modded version of) game.

 

Can soemone delete that post and ban that asshat? Seriously, getting insultd by one post wonders makes me want to leave.

 

This is on topic. Consider it my least favourite Lover's moment. I'm going to go back to Hongfire and make some clothes for AG3 tonight.

 

God damn am I confused. I hope I don't come off rude when I say this, but could you give an explanation as to how or why that comment is so offensive to you? Because as of now I see nothing wrong with that comment and it honestly seems like you're going a bit over-board. Again, an explanation would help.

[NightShade]

 

I mentioned' date=' I'm a former ESIV PS3 player. The whole main quest line has a very serious overtone on that platform. Last night, I decide to liberate Kvatch with my lvl 11 hotty.

 

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Wow. I have not revisited this thread in a while, but what a sad, facetious little piece of shit you are, Dirksen. I hope you're not an important member of this community in disguise...

 

This is the type of bullshit I expect from the Nexus - smart-assed putdowns and poorly veiled insults. This asshole mocked the first post I ever made at Lover's Lab - after having played ESIV for five years on my PS3. I don't need spineless assholes making fun of me because I was new to the world of modding Oblivion at the time. It was all new to me. Every step I took in my modded game was a surprise.

 

Going against everything Lover's Lab is about - I am bat-shit livid over this idiot's back-stabbing comment. I never expected that shit to be accepted here. I am TRYING to fit in and help out where I can considering my limited knowledge of the (modded version of) game.

 

Can soemone delete that post and ban that asshat? Seriously, getting insultd by one post wonders makes me want to leave.

 

This is on topic. Consider it my least favourite Lover's moment. I'm going to go back to Hongfire and make some clothes for AG3 tonight.

 

God damn am I confused. I hope I don't come off rude when I say this, but could you give an explanation as to how or why that comment is so offensive to you? Because as of now I see nothing wrong with that comment and it honestly seems like you're going a bit over-board. Again, an explanation would help.

 

because what Dirksen posted there is part of garcemac's post? i guess its kinda mocking. not sure myself

[ltgun]

The 'ESIV PS3 player' i thing?

[Poontank]

That guy's whole post is a quote ripped from Garcemac's first post on this forum ever, without anything to mark it as someone else's words, pretending it to be Dirksen's own 'Lovers moment'. I can understand it does come across as mockery, in the vein of 'monkey see, monkey do'. Combined with the fact it's Dirksen's first and only post, it has a somewhat fishy smell to it, an uninspired and rather lame attempt at trolling.

[Guest]

That was trolling? That was the lamest attempt at trolling that I've ever seen! Just take it easy garcemac.

 

At any rate, we're derailing this thread. We should get back on topic and garcemac should make a thread about what happened if wants to.

[sammythesquirrel]

I raped the night mother... twice

[xartom]

I was playing a low level male character and stumbled upon one of OOO's amazon lairs which had the named amazon queen. After trying to snipe a warrior at the entrance (she ran away to alert the rest of her friends) the whole cave and a lost orc adventurer came by for a long stat-draining gear stealing gangrape.

 

Luckily, they didn't steal some stat restore pots and he was able to run away to get new gear at the bank in ICmarket. I couldn't help but think of Futurama's death by snusnu meme after.

[Iris86]

oh my, how did they died? "broken pelvic bone"

 

now on something completely different, there are a lot of classic lovers moments... i remember some, i was playing as captain renault... not kidding, i stole her face at first, but it was not really combative as someone would espect of a female captain of the guard... so i modified the race to show scars and stuff, makes wonders for males also, some look old but classy, like valtieri or shady sam, well.

 

Captain renault survived the slaughter with a big cut on her, well, the part that is not protected by armor, meaning, pretty much everything, dmra armors ftw?, she managed to escape the imperial prison bestowing her title to baurus and went on the search of the elusive "chosen one", because baurus was dumb enough to let this "chosen one" escape with the amulet of kings, she went first to the imperial city to get a horse for the long travel to chorrol, she got one from "the most beautiful man in the world" (not kidding, i made that npc to sell horsies, and transfered my PC Leticia's face to him, and named him as so) unfortunately, the mare was kinda high above and fell over her, she woke up dizzy and confused, mounted and went her merry way to chorrol.

 

On her way there she was stalked by horny highwaymen, bullies, beasts and, none of them was fast enough, highwaymen could actually stop her, and she kindly offered her battered body to them in exchange for free passage, knowing fairly good that being in a horse allowed her to bypass the snu-snu part, she finally arrived to chorrol...and was propmtly attacked by a green haired fellow who stripped her of her lower armor and left her face down with her behind exposed, renault had to make the pesky green haired guy pay, she had enough with being "killed" without even a fight, and saw the guy stripping a kid merchant of her pants...

 

enough was enough so she readied her ancient akaviri katana when the guards went against the fellow and all the green haired fellows in town that were stripping men and women left and right, some of them were female so when they got defeated and pinned down by a guard, even if the guard was female they got raped fiercely, then bad things happened, a female chorrol novice was framed of assault even if she killed one green haired guy, so the guards started to slash the poor girl who was just walking to the barracks... knowing what would happen if she got defeated, renault unsheated her blade, but still hesitated... murders were 6k gold, at that rate there were only her payment of the week on her pockets, barely 160g... so she instead followed the good book teachings.... of prank magicks... she launched them all including the girl with a force push, and got the 3 guards that were in the air with her next move, failed levitate, all of them fell to their untimely, yet hilarious deaths, the girl fell on renault's caring green hands who made her essential at first and then a MCS companion, renault touched the girl forehead with a glowing green hand and her crime gold got erased, then she got dismissed... because renault path can only go to sex and violence, and exposing a lil guard girl to that was too much...a fairly hot amazon companion and a muscleman redguard on the other hand...nevermind.

 

A scream was heard on the distance... FOR LORD DAGON was heard while the poor red robed mage got struck down in one hit and then forced on all fours to give pleasure to that deranged altough finely dressed man solomon geonette, ayla the mage was no match for a level 40 mythic dawn agent and the guy was taking his time while the guards were busy talking about mudcrabs, Renault had little time to choose her next spell so she let go a lightning of 1.2 GigaWatts on the lil demon worshipper, alas it was too late, the mage girl was dead, renault had her share of selfish slaughter for today so decided to play the merciful angel for once, and resurrected the 3 guards and the mage girl, gotta say, some of those spells are really useful, she went to the oak and crossier to ask talasma about the wereabouts of the "chosen one".

 

It results that the lil neer'do-well was too cheap to find a suitable room there so he was drinking his last septim in the grey mare, and there the young yet skillful ex-cap of the guard found the lil bastard... MadMartigan was his name and he was drinking his weight in cheap wine along a drunk argonian Ken Do'Zin and a redguard called Joe Brown or something, she knew those two were no pushovers... would take the combined forces of her, the new grand champion Ophelia and the dark brotherhood listener Lily to take them down, so she decided to play it safe... the clothes she got from solomon geonette were a tight fit on her massive breasts but they would have to do, she went there acting as a lost traveler who needed help on a quest...

 

she had to shove away a guy who had problems with his sons and a drunk moron who confused her with the barmaid, then grabbed on madmartigan's arm with pleading eyes while massaging his arm with her soft breasts, the guy was melting on her hands like scrib jelly on a bread loaf, she took him away of those dangerous goons and outta the grey mare with promises of pleasure and alcohol, she got him on a safe place without guards or anyone around and proceeded to get the truth outta him even if she had to pummel it outta his dead carcass, he told her that jauffree already had the amulet, he was drinking with his new party members before heading out to kvatch to find the heir... she was convinced that this moron could not accomplish that, alone, those two tough, might prove useful, then the unexpected happened...

 

her top who had received enough damage during the battle ripped and fell from her shoulders exposing her generous breasts who bounced and jiggled glad to be free of that thight blouse, Renault promptly covered them with her arm, still, small arm, huge breasts... censorship is not an option, Madmartigan got on his feet again feeling renewed...while a characteristical purple glow surrounded him.... uh-oh... the girl got pinned down due to madmartigan's extreme strength, he showed his well toned body, something you barely notice due to the shirts, next she was looking at his golden eyes while breathing heavily and blushing...and then he went inside her, Renault screamed in pain as the intruder was making its way on her insides...blood started to leak out, with her purity taken she cried softly...she didn't wanted it to be that way...but the guy sparing his appearance was an expert lover who started to ram her harder and harder.

 

next thing she knows she was being held tight on his strong arms while moving her delicious hips up and down on his manhood, the pair of young bretons exploded in ecstasy and were left on the ground for several minutes, something woke up on the young ex-captain, while she crawled on top of her rapist to proceed to rape him instead...it was not rape tough, they were making love furiously to each other, with her riding him hard and full of lust, her soft breasts massaging her lover's chest and then they climaxed again, she was left on top of him breathing softly, and she knew they could restore the septims to their former glory together...maybe...

 

i kinda have no experience on re-tellin' stuff so i leave my imagination to flow freely, hope i didn't bothered anyone

 

there edited, hope it is less painful to read nao

[Guest]

iris86, I would recommend that you edit your post so that there are paragraphs so that it is less painful to read.

 

China called... they want their wall back! jk

[xartom]

Long post time.

 

I haven’t really played any serious TS4 characters lately (still trying to get my new install load order stabilized), so I’ve begun playing with an Iron-man challenge of sorts. (If I die I can’t reload nor if something undesired happens like a bad roll.)

 

My longest-living character so far was an Argonian female named Fine Pair of Boots who had epic trouble with both my xLovers and FCOM+ mod list.

 

While traveling tutorial she managed to get a lot of her arrows broken and weapons disappeared, which sucked since I love playing a long-ranged class (magic, arrow, thrown stuff, punching someone across the room with a mug, whatever).

 

After Septim’s death, she got raped by his assassin and Barus finally killed him when she had only a small red tick of health. Due to some economy mod, she wasn’t able to get most of her things back from the corpse aside from 58 gold coins.

 

I decided the best thing to do was check the fps in Better cities and look for potions to fix her stats. First thing, some guard runs up to her for a nudity fine, no problem and it’s paid. She checked out some of the stores but the cheapest set of clothing was like 24 gold. No store stocked stat-healing stuff that a non-alchemist could use. I spent the rest of her money on a weapon and stole stuff for a heal in Chorrol (Losing my Religion mod changes altars had to pay for healing).

 

A bandit comes up asking for money (no xlovers options), so it’s time for a fight. At the end of the fight she shot the coward and somehow got a bounty from it. Rather than pay the guard she tried to escape, but some guard comes out of a narrow alley in ICMarket and nearly 1-hits her then assaults her.

 

Due to SM bounty mod another guard comes by and tosses her in jail (rather than kill you the guards haul you off to prison). She gets further raped by a prisoner. I modified that mod, so she was able to punch the prisoner to death (took forever) and took his lockpick. Luckily for her, the jailer was busy in bed with some watchman, so the escape was clean until she got out of the prison from the front door.

 

Boots hid in a houses outside the city until the guards cleared up, then she ran for the stables and stole a horse. Later on, horseback legionnaires and some angry IC townies were still chasing her. Boots lost them in the endless hoards of tough FCOM monsters and some bandits from Truecrime. There are always dead guards on the road, so Boots looted a few and got around 50 coins back and some gear.

 

Near a fort, she got knocked off her dead horse by a bandit battlemage and raped by some bandits. A merchant got off his horse began to attack them, saving Boots. She rewarded this good deed by taking his horse.

 

Boots finally arrived at Chorrol at nightfall, so the gates were closed (yet another mod). In the day time she’d probably not be allowed to pass anyway.

 

She found an alternate way into the city, broke into the church and asked the healer to heal her. Well, he wanted 100 to restore her stats, not 50. There weren’t any be a prostitute mods, so that option was out.

 

Boots joined the guilds in town and stole their ingredients to make potions. She wasn’t able to make enough out of it to pay the healer. So she went on another adventure to the ICMarket (nothing happened) to sell some stuff to a fence added by a mod.

 

Finally, I was able to play the game. Boots had healed stats and nice gear. I decided to play it safe and travel to the lowbie goblin cave (for OOO) south of the IC. Suddenly, Boots was flying as a durzog hit her with full momentum.

[Squeeze]

These stories have been a blast to read! Great stuff!

 

Here goes mine:

 

I am doing the Glarthir quest where you help the crazy wood elf spy on people he thinks are conspiring against him. Anyway no matter what choice you make he ends up dead. You have the guards arrest him and then he fights the guards. You help him out and he turns against you etc.

 

Well I helped him spy on everyone and then he turned against me, but since I roleplay I had my hottie run the hell away towards the guards, who promptly began fighting him. One of the guards began to rape him (Everyone can rape everyone during combat in this world, however I play as a female) and as the guard is raping him another guard kills Glarthir mid rape. The 'rapist guard' then stands up and checks the body and says "By the nine... the bodies still warm. Looks like we've got a killer on the loose!"

 

Anyway I lost it. Lovers can create some totally ridiculous situations.

[Guest]

^

Lol. Reminds me of a vanilla bug where if you remove the grey cowl from the grey fox and then wear one yourself he then behaves like a normal NPC would if he talked to you wearing the grey cowl! XD Oh Oblivion...

[Guest]

Had another crazy moment recently. I am exaggerating a bit for the most part this is all true.

The Oak And Crosier in Chorrol is one of the most crowded, and rowdiest taverns in all of Cyrodiil in my game. Some patrons, while having an extreme hatred towards others, have been able to keep their cool for quite some time. There have only been a few minor fights between drunken people (which thankfully were quelled by the guards and their infamous "rape blitzkrieg" tactic where one guard rapes someone and all the others simply poke 1000 more holes into the poor victim and move on) but this one was the biggest. I'd estimate around 15 died during that brawl.

So how did it start? Well, apparently one horny Redguard was giving one of the morning call girls (from loverstupidNPC) a lewd look. He goes up to talk to here and when she goes away, he gets the crazy idea to rape her in front of everybody! So while he's nailing her 20 people are crouching around the loving couple and then one lady decides that this isn't okay at all and tries to break up the fight.

As she is punching the guy (she's "punching" him but it looks like she's punching the air behind him because her ai thinks that he hasn't changed his position at all), others consider it assault and then other people start attacking her and some others are helping her. This sets of a chain reaction that escalates in a full-on free-for-all at the tavern with almost 25 people duking it out. One woman (added from a plugin from 2ch lives I think) has crazy strong armor and weapons and simply dominates. The only reason that she didn't kill many people was because she was too busy raping them. Me? I just sit there, drink mead, and watch.

You couldn't walk 2 feet without stepping a dead or unconscious or ravaged body. About 15 minutes later in real time the brawl quelled down on its own because so many people were dead. I even had to go into console and use commands to calm people down (that didn't work too well though).

While it was a tragic event for the people of chorrol, it was quite beneficial for my lovers sorceress who turned all the beautiful women that had died and turned them into her slaves which she then trained and sold to various people on the slave market

The weirdest part is that I didn't even have the hazardous JM Barfights mod installed. I turned it off because going into any bar is ridiculous. While I find bar fights to be hilarious and cool, it's a bit too much. Also I hate having to keep resurrecting the non essential inn-keepers so that I can rent a damn room

At any rate, that's my story

[tespid]

I think the funniest is when I first activated lovers mods and I just get out of the sewers and am running around exploring; then I see a doe, tiny creature whom I ignore and continue running, not gonna kill an innocent helpless creature right off the bat, well loandbehold it starts glowing purple and then rapes me twice, what a way to start.

[Mailamea]

Simple enough, forced to chase down a bandit to take back clothes, with nudeshy, making it that my pc is really embarrassed while doing the chasing process.

[xartom]

Rather than kill the emperor the assassins had to gang rape him first while the Blades just watched crouched down before killing the attackers ("Prisoner, the emperor is in danger" "Watch your back"). I hadn't seen that before, so I thought it worth mentioning. That tutorial was all sorts of weird, using DR I accidentally beheaded Glenroy and he stayed that way until the end.

 

I was playing a pacifist healer character guy and was traveling on some road on the way to Bravil for a quest. I saw a five or so dead guards wearing nothing but helmets. I wondered what FCOM wonder raped and killed them. I followed a trail of corpses and read some notifier of a guard being raped by something/someone named Jo'somethingorother and the sounds of female moaning. The character was almost killed by a summoned mountain lion and I saw an amazon Tabaxi next to a dead female guard.

 

Another guard and his horse were on the way to their doom, Jo'whatever had nearly full health. I tried running in a circle while the guard pathetically smacked the epic amazon boss with his sword. This went on for what seemed like forever before another guard came by and thought it was a good idea to begin firing arrows with a high miss rate at the fray.

 

I spent a lot of mana healing the swordsman/myself. She finally hit the swordsman too many times and they began to fight and rape each other, leaving me to face Jo'whatever alone. I got killed in a few hits despite my best efforts to heal and summon pets.

[Triratna]

It'll only ask for some punch up with the moderators upstairs if i describe my favorite lovers moment.

 

;] to put it generally sensible.. I enjoy Milf, threesome, bukkake & Tavern wrench Orz.

[MonicaAngelBlade]

I have a few favorite moments.........But I'm not gonna say what they are for obvious reasons (its a delicate subject on LL)

[shar181]

My favorite moment has got to be from Knights of the Nine.

 

I do the epic pilgrimage,recover the helmet, and then head down to the Priory as per instructions.

 

When I find the secret basement door I go down and the old ghost tells me to prove my worth, and thus begins the combat. I take down three of the spirits with my daring swordplay, when suddenly one of the spectating specters decides he's had enough of my jiggling ways, and tackles me to the ground for some good, old-fashioned incorporeal copulation.

 

He finishes, I stand up just in time for another raping. And another, and another, until all nine of them have had their way with my naughty bits.

 

I get up, finally, and beat the crap out of the rest of them, and the questline proceeds.

 

Skip ahead to the final quest! I have beaten the dastardly daedra and return to the Priory to receive my just rewards... The spirits speak a few kind words and proceed to gang-rape until they finally vanish into a mass of holy light. Then I go upstairs, and in the middle of his speech the defacto leader of the knights interrupts himself to rape my companion, Vilja (sp?) Then the others come after me, and just when I thought it was over, horserape. Horserape out of fucking nowhere.

 

I finally escape to anvil, and the first person I talk to is an orc who says, "And I thought you were a real hero! A holy knight! I guess now I know better... /rape."

 

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[Guest †Foggy♥Sugar†]

My favorite moment has got to be from Knights of the Nine.

 

I do the epic pilgrimage' date='recover the helmet, and then head down to the Priory as per instructions.

 

When I find the secret basement door I go down and the old ghost tells me to prove my worth, and thus begins the combat. I take down three of the spirits with my daring swordplay, when suddenly one of the spectating specters decides he's had enough of my jiggling ways, and tackles me to the ground for some good, old-fashioned incorporeal copulation.

 

He finishes, I stand up just in time for another raping. And another, and another, until all nine of them have had their way with my naughty bits.

 

I get up, finally, and beat the crap out of the rest of them, and the questline proceeds.

 

Skip ahead to the final quest! I have beaten the dastardly daedra and return to the Priory to receive my just rewards... The spirits speak a few kind words and proceed to gang-rape until they finally vanish into a mass of holy light. Then I go upstairs, and in the middle of his speech the defacto leader of the knights interrupts himself to rape my companion, Vilja (sp?) Then the others come after me, and just when I thought it was over, horserape. Horserape out of fucking nowhere.

 

I finally escape to anvil, and the first person I talk to is an orc who says, "And I thought you were a real hero! A holy knight! I guess now I know better... /rape."

 

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This made my morning lol

[EnchantedSharkfin]

Simple enough' date=' forced to chase down a bandit to take back clothes, with nudeshy, making it that my pc is really embarrassed while doing the chasing process.

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How did the bandit take your clothes to begin with?Also,lol at the mental picture of the incident. xD

[Guest]

Simple enough' date=' forced to chase down a bandit to take back clothes, with nudeshy, making it that my pc is really embarrassed while doing the chasing process.

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How did the bandit take your clothes to begin with?Also,lol at the mental picture of the incident. xD

 

I believe that it is LoversRaperS Roleplay edition which makes it that NPC rapists steal the clothing, weapons, and gold on the character (only equipped items though). Why the bandit started running is beyond me though.

[00ptic]

When I started my 2nd new game, I summoned a bunch of lovers Rapist Creatures to test them out right after I left the sewers, but for some reason they all high-tailed it out of there. About 10 minutes later, I found the imperial city being terrorized by minotaurs and spider daedra and even Dagon (lol). They are raping everyone in the town, of course.

[EnchantedSharkfin]

Simple enough' date=' forced to chase down a bandit to take back clothes, with nudeshy, making it that my pc is really embarrassed while doing the chasing process.

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How did the bandit take your clothes to begin with?Also,lol at the mental picture of the incident. xD

 

I believe that it is LoversRaperS Roleplay edition which makes it that NPC rapists steal the clothing, weapons, and gold on the character (only equipped items though).

 

Oh,thanks about that!I've stumbled on that mod but i didn't read the whole description.Interesting.

 

 

Why the bandit started running is beyond me though.

Well,he got laid,he got loot,what more could he possibly ask for?! xD

[Guest]

Thread bump. I'd hate to see this awesome thread die. Plus a new incident that happened recently:

 

I was travelling to Bravil (in my game I have city map markers hidden at the start of the game, I also have OOO installed, dunno if that affects it or not) when I something quite interesting happened. As I was walking along, I began to hear sexual noises and the text from LoversVoiceforSSPPlus was playing. It was the rape subtitles, so I now knew that someone was being raped. The subtitles were switching really oddly but I didn't know why.

 

Turns out a group of about 5-6 marauders from OOO was stationed at that part of the road, and what happened was a group of all female adventurers was walking by and then the marauders managed to ambush them. So we have 3 female adventurers all clad in light armor who've been ambushed by about 5-6 marauders. Doesn't take rocket science to figure out what happens next

 

Luckily I managed to avoid detection from the marauders with my weak lvl 1 spellsword with robes and avoided ending up like the rest of them. Once the marauders had violated them. The adventurers got right back on there feet and continued fighting. Eventually they were all overwhelmed and then killed (and violated some more). I was still watching and was kind of amazed at how I had just stumbled upon this, when suddenly I saw them go into combat again. Now a female imperial forester from the LoversImmoralGuards mod had shown up and began fighting them, and then got violated and killed like the rest.

 

I decided that the best course of action was to veer off the road and then go back on it once I've passed the marauders, since my character was just too weak to handle so many enemies. So I began to do that... but then my character slammed from behind by a horny prowler wolf and then I landed next to a marauder who alerted his buddies. Instead of killing the wolf, the marauders just crowded around me and waited for there turn

 

Ah joburg, how you make it so hard for the player to avoid unwanted sex in oblivion