mclericp Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 Roaches are ok. I approach it with pesticide and paper, boom smash they die, and i just flush it down the toilet. BUT FLYING ROACHES, OMGWTFBBQ. U are approaching it with evil grin and suddenly it decides to yoloswag and fly like a fkin troll. Nearly got a heart attack just now.
Guest Ragna_Rok Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 poor poor fellow never had roaches... i have some home-spiders, but i like them, gave them names... after all theyre my allies and brothers in war when its summer and the moskitos are out to suck me dry.... karl-heinz, edgar, franz-josef and vivienne-chantal for the win!
windpl Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 Roaches are ok. I approach it with pesticide and paper, boom smash they die, and i just flush it down the toilet. BUT FLYING ROACHES, OMGWTFBBQ. U are approaching it with evil grin and suddenly it decides to yoloswag and fly like a fkin troll. Nearly got a heart attack just now. Instead of killing them force them to pay rent. If they fail to comply tip them to tax police.
Guest Ragna_Rok Posted January 12, 2014 Posted January 12, 2014 did you hear the story of that aussie, that went to the doctor because of strong pain in one of his ears... and the doctor pulled out a 2 centimeter long cockroach? sweet dreams
AKM Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Way back in another life I was doing my clinical (emergency room) time for paramedic training. One of the patients who came in had the above, no joke. Maybe not 2 cm, but a cockroach, in the ear. E-Yuck!
kingkong Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 the only 2 things i know is blitsh is very effective agains those roaches by cleaning everything in house and second a very tiny fish net on windows effective also against fly. or do as Ragna_Rok and make your home a spider nest and call your house web connect
Guest kimbale Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 European House Tarantulas. No real name, but they keep us central europeans roach-free. Just leave the showerhead lying the tub, or else you'll be their ladder....
Guest Ragna_Rok Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 they once popped out baby spiders. so in one nest they had like 20 - 30 small ones, not bigger than the end of a match (legs included, very small, hard to see them). but nature ballances itself, they realized its not enough food for all offem in my place, so after getting a little bigger, most off them simply snuck out the door / window. none of my guests even ever noticed them, they dont crall on humans (here in europe they have no interest in you), they dont crawl over your food, they pretty much just chill in their webs and wait for a stupid fly or moskito.. theyre even smart enough to build their webs strategically. so, when you read books at your desk often, and got a desk lamp, they will build a web on the roof just over the lamp, or they cover the region around your windows when you keep them open in summer. they also eat some smaller bugs that run around ground level, we have them very often in cellars here. very efficient the only thing you gotta do is once in a while check under ther webs the ground, and dust away all the sucked out bugs n stuff. and if you think "eeeew, dead bugs", then dont forget that those are the motherfuckers sneaking around that you usually dont see. spider-guards ftw! those are the ones im talking about, in german theyre called "weberknecht", dictionary.cc translated their name to "daddy longlegs" (really? hm, fits ), they usually dont get bigger than 3 centimeters, 4 max, this is highly zoomed in:
windpl Posted January 19, 2014 Posted January 19, 2014 Please post such things in spoilers, some people have arachnophobia (it is a sickens, not state of mind) and others hate big pictures of spiders punched into their faces.
Guest kimbale Posted January 19, 2014 Posted January 19, 2014 Oh, those aren't spiders, they're mites.
windpl Posted January 19, 2014 Posted January 19, 2014 Oh, those aren't spiders, they're mites. It is one big mother fucking mite, godzmieila?
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