[LF] Fuck off J'Zargo - Make J'Zargo Shut Up Again

[belegost]

That furball pisses me off. Not only does he constantly ask about borrowing Staff of Magnus, but worst of all, can't stay in his own quarters and often chooses to sit down in my own chair next to my own bed and then asks for the bloody stuff. No other NPC does that. Brelyna, Onmund and Toldif all stay in their own quarters  is just that bloody cat that creeps around and apparently has no concept of privacy.

 

I want him to shut the fuck up and to fuck off Elsweyr. Is there any mod that changes his (and only his) AI package or moves him somewhere else?

[MadMansGun]

1. install my mimic mod.

2. recruit J'Zargo.

3. ?

4. profit.

[belegost]

13 hours ago, MadMansGun said:

mimic

Ugh... I am fed up with mimics after spending 20 hours in Skyrim Underground

 

Any other solution?

 

Apart from putting him in a sack and dropping him hogtied into Sighless Pit.

[ebbluminous]

Try out the Troubles of Heroine version of J'Zargo...

[Miauzi]

Vor 1 Stunde sagte belegost:

Ugh... ich habe genug von Nachahmern, nachdem ich 20 Stunden in Skyrim Underground verbracht habe

 

Irgendeine andere Lösung?

 

Außer ihn in einen Sack zu stecken und ihn gefesselt in die Seufzerlose Grube zu werfen.

 

Well, there's the quest for the "Sword" of Mephala, which you find in the Dragon Keep.

For this artifact to gain its full power, you have to kill three of your own companions with it. For me, this "Annoying Cat" would be one of the candidates.

And yes, all three students are available as companions... and no one at the college is asking about their whereabouts!

 

😈

[ghostwalkr]

Will also point out that there is the Boethiah's Calling quest where you have to sacrifice a follower as a possible solution.

[belegost]

8 hours ago, ghostwalkr said:

Will also point out that there is the Boethiah's Calling quest where you have to sacrifice a follower as a possible solution.

I forgot about it. Well, I don't want to necessarily kill him. And Boethia's a cunt anyway.

 

Beside, I need a solution that would work permanently on any character. And I'm not going to do a favour for him, it's a trap.

[ebbluminous]

Whats the mod that allows followers to be assigned a player home as their home? Cause then recruit your favourite kitty, make a player home you never use their home, unrecruit them and off they go...

 

Added bonus: Super J'Zargo... https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/52936

Edited May 30, 2025 by ebbluminous

[belegost]

9 minutes ago, ebbluminous said:

Whats the mod that allows followers to be assigned a player home as their home? Cause then recruit your favourite kitty, make a player home you never use their home, unrecruit them and off they go...

 

Added bonus: Super J'Zargo... https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/52936

I said I am not going to do him his favour. With the setup I have it's an insta-loadscreen as soon as the cloak triggers. Beside, he's a cunt as well. He actually might be the source, the root, the core and the very cause of all my disdain for all walking carpets all over Skyrim.

Edited May 30, 2025 by belegost