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So...A slip of the tongue can be so embarrassing.

When I asked the beautiful salesgirl for a ticket to Pittsburgh, what came out was a "picket to Titsburg".

That's nothing. The other day I asked my wife to pass the salt and ended up saying, "You bitch, you ruined my life!" ;)

 

Oh! How about this one:

Why do elephants wear condoms on their feet?

Because when they step you, you're screwed. :D

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