Guest Posted February 17, 2016 Posted February 17, 2016 Yep possibly next year. What are martian winters like?
Caffeine Addict Posted February 17, 2016 Posted February 17, 2016 Glorious red dust storms across the glorious red plains. Why can't I sleep?
Caffeine Addict Posted February 17, 2016 Posted February 17, 2016 Because I hoped it helps me sleep Why does Mark Knopfler's guitar play always send shivers down my spine?
Guest Posted February 17, 2016 Posted February 17, 2016 Because he dropped an icecube down your back Why are you listening to music if your're tired?
Caffeine Addict Posted February 17, 2016 Posted February 17, 2016 Because I hope to chill and go to sleep. (reading the BBoF and listening to Dire Straits doesn't help, though ) Why did Knopfler drop an ice cube down the back of my shirt?
Laura Posted February 17, 2016 Posted February 17, 2016 Because he doesn't like martians. Why did Marvin nearly ninja me?
Guest Posted February 17, 2016 Posted February 17, 2016 Revenge for ninjaing him. Why did you ninja poor marvin?
Caffeine Addict Posted February 17, 2016 Posted February 17, 2016 Because he hates martians. Why am I so easy to ninja?
Laura Posted February 17, 2016 Posted February 17, 2016 Because he's slow and it wasn't on purpose. Why do i keep ninja'ing people? Well. Ok. I deserved it. Why did i derserve it?
Caffeine Addict Posted February 17, 2016 Posted February 17, 2016 Because you ninja'd me twice Who wants a holy handgranade?
ThatSeasonsGal Posted February 17, 2016 Posted February 17, 2016 You like cookies. Do you like raisins? Not in cookies, specially if they look like chocolate chips I do (a box full) Why did you take them? Cause they explode Why do I always arrive late to this sort of jokery?
Caffeine Addict Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 Because you are busy spreading the glorious wisdom of communism! Why didn't you bring a shrubbery?
Guest Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 Your drinking Porto. Why aren't you drinking Vodka comrade?
Laura Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 He is a recovering alcoholic. Why isn't there alcoholless vodka for the communist who doesn't want to fall over and throw up.
Guest Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 There is it's called water. Why is vodka glorious?
Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 because tastes good, make great drinks and is alchoolic. Why the new update fucked my fallout 4? (yeah i cant record, Ill make a skyrim series instead)
Guest Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 Because Bethesda sucks. Why is Skyrim not a vr game?
Caffeine Addict Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 Because you did not sleep enough. Why did I forget to eat my dinner?
Guest Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 You have memory problems. When did your memory problem begin?
ThatSeasonsGal Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 I don't know Why can't I remember?!?!
ThatSeasonsGal Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 If I'm old, you're ancient Why do kids believe that 20 somethings are old (actually never got this one)?
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