MikeMetal Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Good news: fish is prohibited from now on. Anyone found out consuming fish will be incarcerated for a time depending on the amount of grams eaten. Hooray I say!
Arcueid Brunestud Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Bad news; Can someone kindly hunt this person down? I want his head on a silver platter. You will be handsomely rewarded for the effort.
MikeMetal Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Good news: don't look at me! I was not the one prohibited fish.. it was my cousin. The one sporting two eyes, a nose and a mouth, please proceed your yammering to him. Thank you.
Jormungandr Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Bad news everyone! (so not imitating professor putricide).  I finished my 2nd chapter of my weird-as-shit-story. And i'm just going to read it myself in order to check for any mistakes.  Also    I ATE ALL THE FISH !
MikeMetal Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Good news everyone! I think I perfected a poison that will destroy all life on Azer wait. *ahem* Â The lich above ate all the fish. Yes! Those are the good news.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Bad news; All the fish in EU has been zombiefied thanks to a certain Lich and someone who approves his wrongdoing.
MikeMetal Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Good news: people can move on. There are always alternatives like crabs.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Bad news; Crabs? Do you really mean crabs? As in pubic lice? Someone ought to alter his daily menus.
MikeMetal Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Good news: biology classes over the internet are free of charge!
Arcueid Brunestud Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Bad news; Your won't saw the cacks and giggles when one's try to dissect a frog. Oh the memories...
MikeMetal Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Good news: the frog returns and asks for his liver back. I point him towards you, old chap.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Bad news; Inside the bottle filled with formaldehyde in one of Doctor Frankenstein's laboratories. Happy searching! And good luck to you!
MikeMetal Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Good news: frog got his liver. Now all it's left is his bones!
Jormungandr Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Bad news, i got all the bones and i'm about to construct a frog-bone-golem.
MikeMetal Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Bad news: spaghetti. No one needs salt at them.
Rasta the Lion Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Good news, macaroni are better. Rasta loves them.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Bad news; The grumpy cat doesn't seems to like both of it.
MikeMetal Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Good news: the grumpy cat is not here. My presence also will not be here anymore. Auf wiedersehen.
Arcueid Brunestud Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Good news; It's half-hour to noon here and I'm exchanging verbal abuse with a lion. Wahahahahaha~~~
Rasta the Lion Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 Bad news, Rasta does not get the nice and radiant light of day as others do at the moment.
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