Good News, Bad News - II

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, pink can still do that on the icebergs.

[Thulas]

Bad News: You are Titanic's iceberg.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, I'll melt down in the arid savannah sun.

[Thulas]

Bad News: A wet Titanic is even worse than a unlusty one.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, neighbors have a pool. She can go there.

[Thulas]

Bad News: The neighbors already are fucked.

Literally.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, maybe someone will do something about it and call the police. I'll be inside the house, don't you worry.

[Thulas]

Bad News: Marina still is uncuddled.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, I haz new look. Less colored, maybe people won't stare that much now.

[Thulas]

Bad News: You should check your signature's size, it looks as if it might be too bige for the rules.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, Now I can rival yours

[Thulas]

Bad News: Neither you can now nor you can do that in the future, my new signature will be finished soon.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, smaller things have their advantage, sometimes.

[Thulas]

Bad News: This doesn't apply to Marina's assets.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, you want Mistress assets to be smaller. Or wait are those good news ?

[Thulas]

Bad News (which actually are good ones): They will stay as they are, round and puffy.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, Master is a lucky person indeed.

[Thulas]

Bad News: You are unlucky to be only the second best cat in the house.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, I'm a real cat. Even better, a big cat.

[Thulas]

Bad News: You don't have a special basket.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, baskets are too small, anyway. Outdoors are the best.

[Thulas]

Bad News: Indoors it's warm, there are pillows and lots of things that might make you jealous.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, I hardy feel any jealousy for that when I'm one with nature.

[Thulas]

Bad News: Nature is bad if you don't have a bedroom to see it from.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, bushes and a rock make great bedroom.