Good News, Bad News - II

[Thulas]

Bad News: I ate the menu.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, now that both of you won't eat anymore, more food for Rasta.

[Thulas]

Bad News: Ratpoison.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, well then, later have to make some time for hunting.

[Thulas]

Bad News: Marina can't hunt; at least not in her state.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, I don't need backup. Maybe if the only pray left is a hippo or giraffe.

[Thulas]

Bad News: They are an endangered species due to your hunting, you aren't allowed to hunt anymore.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, zebras, impalas, buffaloes, wildebeest. All are marked as least concerned.

[Thulas]

Bad News: You have to pay tribute first.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, animals are excluded from any paying. We do this for a living you know, not for sport.

[Thulas]

Bad News: I meant a tribute to your mistress. You can't avoid that.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, I know she doesn't like carcasses so I'm afraid I can't offer more, for now.

[Thulas]

Bad News: She demands something.

 

Cuddle me and you may hunt, lovely pet!

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, there will be a cuddling but it'll have to wait. Too lazy for hunting.

[Thulas]

Bad News: The tribute-conditions have been chaged into "at least one cuddling daily".

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, Master needs to have a word in this, first.

[Thulas]

Bad News: Herrchen is not arround...

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, he'll return. They all do.

[Thulas]

Bad News: Just you two in the meantime then.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, purple's better than pink.

[Thulas]

Bad News: Even though no one cares about Titanic, she still is around.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, pink can go sunk deep if wants to do something.

[Thulas]

Bad News: She will suck deep instead.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, there are icebergs she can practice that on.

[Thulas]

Bad News: She doesn't need practise, she is born to do such things.