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Correct I get unemployment benefits here

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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Rember me of the graduations in Brazil. Its not a party but various ones along the year, the minor ones are calle4d calangos and the final is the graduation. Its full of drinks, drunk people and people ficking/ making stupid shit.

Sadly i only paid for the graduation one and since it was the only one with parents it was calm AKA no sex, naked people or orgies (yup, they happened on the calangos), I I knew I could get shitface drunk and have sex I would have paid. :-/

But the graduation was fun :D I got drunk, talked to my friends, was served rum by a pirate (one of the barmens was dressed as one, by some reason all barmen were cosplaying), singed and danced badly with a teacher, destroied the bathroom sink, eat lots of stuff, filled and car carburator with marshmallows, grabbed a female friensd boobs, made sculpture using my drinks cups, stole 2 bottles fro  the barmens, drunk the bottles with my friends, cut a distracted security guy belt and his pants fell, played tag with my friends, whrote poetry on the bathroom stall, had an mck battle with a random guy after discussing anime, put ice on passed out people pants, put peper on a guy I didnt liked drink, pit constipation pills on the popular annoying guys drinks, stole one of the popular guys weed and put oregano on its place, flushed down his weed, etc Im lazy to tap more :lol:

IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!

Go and have fun with it its a mazing time and Youll always remember it.

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Rember me of the graduations in Brazil. Its not a party but various ones along the year, the minor ones are calle4d calangos and the final is the graduation. Its full of drinks, drunk people and people ficking/ making stupid shit.

Sadly i only paid for the graduation one and since it was the only one with parents it was calm AKA no sex, naked people or orgies (yup, they happened on the calangos), I I knew I could get shitface drunk and have sex I would have paid. :-/

But the graduation was fun :D I got drunk, talked to my friends, was served rum by a pirate (one of the barmens was dressed as one, by some reason all barmen were cosplaying), singed and danced badly with a teacher, destroied the bathroom sink, eat lots of stuff, filled and car carburator with marshmallows, grabbed a female friensd boobs, made sculpture using my drinks cups, stole 2 bottles fro  the barmens, drunk the bottles with my friends, cut a distracted security guy belt and his pants fell, played tag with my friends, whrote poetry on the bathroom stall, had an mck battle with a random guy after discussing anime, put ice on passed out people pants, put peper on a guy I didnt liked drink, pit constipation pills on the popular annoying guys drinks, stole one of the popular guys weed and put oregano on its place, flushed down his weed, etc Im lazy to tap more :lol:

IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!

Go and have fun with it its a mazing time and Youll always remember it.

How to end up in Prison 101. I'm not one to get drunk (even though I drink considerably) since it makes everyone act stupid. 

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Sensible gryphon

I've had friends end up in prison for drunk driving and cops showing up at parties. I don't take this lightly as people I know have literally died or ended up in hospitals because of this stuff.

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I've never been that bad although Ive been in some states before now

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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You dont know brazil, it has really crazy/confuse/reatrded laws, a culturwe that respect not being caught over respecting laws, an early drinking culture. Also I wasnt full drunk, only happy, My really drunk form is the filosofical drunk that debates about wierd and random stuff (Like why humanity is wasting its potential by allowing lesser minded people to reproduce and not giving priorirty to the superior minded, Itipped a 38 pages tesis about it when drunk, creating a system guided by intelect,education and development (and of course sex since im a pervert)).

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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The brazilian law about underaged drinking only states thet underaged people cant cuy alchool. The fist time I drink it was at 15 yo with my parents, Ive already see things like a guard buying vodka and drinking it with its teen brother and no one gave a single fuck.

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You dont know brazil, it has really crazy/confuse/reatrded laws, a culturwe that respect not being caught over respecting laws, an early drinking culture. Also I wasnt full drunk, only happy, My really drunk form is the filosofical drunk that debates about wierd and random stuff (Like why humanity is wasting its potential by allowing lesser minded people to reproduce and not giving priorirty to the superior minded, Itipped a 38 pages tesis about it when drunk, creating a system guided by intelect,education and development (and of course sex since im a pervert)).

Mejor hablemos en Español, no? México es bastante similar en lo de tomar temprano, conozco chavos que a los 12 ya van a fiestas de puro tomar. Y luego con que la mayoría de las personas con las que mis amigos se juntan son mirreyes (no se si tengan de esos en Brasil) asi que no es nada divertido ir a fiestas en general. Y no hay nada de malo con emborracharse, mientras que no te pases y sea con amigos.

Guest Comrade DR. MAHUJ DIK
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Mi amigos dicen que soy un monstro tomando, yo puedo beber garrafeas de vodka o shots de tequilla pura (no sal o limon) i continuar sobrio o feliz. La unica vez que me emborrase yo bebi 2 garrafas de vodka 6 shots de tequilla pura i una garrafa de rum ( una amiga bebio o mesmo, siempre quee bebimos ella me besa, mas nunca mas que esto... :-/ ) .

Pero Brasil tens leyes mas extrañas, a partir de 16 follar no es un crime se los padres no reclamaren. Es comun personas con mas de 18 ter novias de 16 o 17 es lllamado novinhas.

Desculpame pelo mal castellano, en brasil se hable portugues yo aprendi porque mi abuelo es espanhol, pero no hablo ha  años entonces me olivide algumas cosas.

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Mi amigos dicen que soy un monstro tomando, yo puedo beber garrafeas de vodka o shots de tequilla pura (no sal o limon) i continuar sobrio o feliz. La unica vez que me emborrase yo bebi 2 garrafas de vodka 6 shots de tequilla pura i una garrafa de rum ( una amiga bebio o mesmo, siempre quee bebimos ella me besa, mas nunca mas que esto... :-/ ) .

Pero Brasil tens leyes mas extrañas, a partir de 16 follar no es un crime se los padres no reclamaren. Es comun personas con mas de 18 ter novias de 16 o 17 es lllamado novinhas.

Desculpame pelo mal castellano, en brasil se hable portugues yo aprendi porque mi abuelo es espanhol, pero no hablo ha  años entonces me olivide algumas cosas.

No te preocupes, el portugués se entiende, y si, las leyes en Latinoamérica  son bastante estúpidas 

 

Speaks a language we don't understand.

 

Dat is niet eerlijk dat doen wij ook niet.

So do you, mate, and I'd say it's fair since we can translate  :P

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Hmm... Je pense que je vais employer quelques mots dans ma propre langue dans ce cas puisque ça a l'air très amusant!  :sleepy:

 

Have fun with the translation and get disappointed because it wasn't interesting at all  :D

Guest Comrade Selina Kyle
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I was ninja'd  <_< 

would be delicious if  tempered in a pot :D

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@Comrade Anachromie

 

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