Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! v2

[HyperonicX]

The original topic: http://www.loverslab.com/topic/18985-ask-a-stupid-question-get-a-stupid-answer/

 

The object of this game in incredibly simple:

 

Poster 1 asks a stupid question.

Poster 2 responds to the stupid question with an answer, then asks a stupid question.

Poster 3 does what poster 2 did.

 

Please no flaming or arguments.

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I'll start things off yet again.

 

Why is each week so damn busy lately?

[Gagoloth]

Because the the narwhals.

 

 

"whats in my pocket?" 

 

 

 

 

[HyperonicX]

What's in your pocket is the thing that is in your pocket. You see, if you didn't put anything into your pocket, then you wouldn't have anything in your pocket, thus your question wouldn't be asked.

 

Where can I get some power tools?

[Gagoloth]

In three years there will be another election. at that time you need to buy a plane ticket and head down to a political event "preferable the one with the top candidates" there you will find allot of people with "POWER" at that time you need to go and talk to them, in talking to them you will find out that they are all "TOOLS" at this moment you have found you power tools.

 

 

 

Do midgets have night vision?

[HyperonicX]

Only if they wear those goggles.

 

Can I see in the dark if I put these glasses on? *walks into a wall*

[nonusnomeni]

answered by wall

 

ok what is a point of this v2?

[HyperonicX]

The point is that my original topic will be closed soon, so this is the backup for when it closes. (see post #1)

 

If you cannot read, then how can you tell where the fast food restaurants are besides the logos?

[Gagoloth]

Fallow the fat people.

 

If all the kings horses and all the kings men went to put Humpty Dumpty back together again. Then who is left to protect the kingdom from the invading mongol horde? 

[illuminaughty]

btw there are mongoloid in every race .... you can run but you cant hide

[HyperonicX]

Fallow the fat people.

 

If all the kings horses and all the kings men went to put Humpty Dumpty back together again. Then who is left to protect the kingdom from the invading mongol horde? 

Giant rats.

 

btw there are mongoloid in every race .... you can run but you cant hide

Why did you not ask a question?

[Gagoloth]

rules to hard, dick got caught in ceiling fan.

 

Can a person drink a carrot whole?

[HyperonicX]

Oh yeah. It's quite simple. Simply find the right hole and start sucking that juice! Suck the wrong hole and it'll give the whale a boner! XD!

 

Do I have a criminal record?

[Guest]

Yes, because you created this thread, which hasn't been purged in fire yet.

 

Why hasn't this thread been purged in fire yet?

[Galacticat42]

Because the admins can't find the lost city of Atlantis where they'll meet a guy in a yellow poncho named Bob that'll take them to the digital incinerator level.

 

How can people be so stupid?

[nonusnomeni]

because they are umans

 

why i like tuna?

[HyperonicX]

Because you're a bloody cat!

 

Why do I hate cats?