The Banning Game

[Guest]

Banned because I already have a sandwich.

[gregathit]

Banned because robots don't eat sandwiches.

[Thulas]

Banned because if you duck and cover, you can't eat a duck-sandwich.

[Guest]

Banned for making a good point.

[Thulas]

Banned for missing my other 3832 good points.

[Guest]

Banned because it's actually 3833 points. 

[Thulas]

Banned because these points are even more now.

[Guest]

Banned because yes.

[Thulas]

Post-envy? Banned.

[Guest]

Banned for that innuendo.

[Thulas]

Banned for being left alone now.

[Guest]

Banned because I'm never alone.

[Thulas]

Banned because lies won't help you.

[Guest]

Banned because I am not alone. I've got...uh... I don't know, <insert name of some random alternate personality here>

[Thulas]

Sure, whatever. if you can't rost, your mind can't either.

[Guest]

Banned because I got nothing.

[Thulas]

Banned for lower interlect.

[Guest]

Banned for spelling intellect wrong.

[Thulas]

Banned for not knowing I was talking about the Latin origin, "inter legere", which means "read into".

[Guest]

Banned because you didn't spell it inter legere, you spelled it interlect. Try again.

[Thulas]

Banned because "inter" is just a word, and "legere" is the infinitive.

[Guest]

Banned because that's still not what you typed.

[Thulas]

Oh, I forgot that you American brats don't know that there is something like "Konjugation" and "Declination". Banned, you...brat!

[Guest]

Banned because we know about it, but no one ever uses it. 

[Thulas]

Banned because "Deklination seien wichtig für richtig sprechen".