The Banning Game

[Thulas]

Banned for no breath at all.

[Guest]

Banned for milkshake breath.

[HyperonicX]

Banned for being a portable milkshake maker!

 

Also banned for NOT GIVING ME ANY!!! DX!

[Guest]

Banned because trust me, you don't want any of these milkshakes.

[nonusnomeni]

banned cuz trusting president is very dangerous

[Guest]

Banned because you don't have a choice

[Thulas]

Banned for determinism.

[Guest]

Banned because you spelled totalitarianism wrong.

[Thulas]

Banned because the American "democracy" is less totalitarianism than a joke.

[Guest]

Banned because it's not American democracy when I'm president, but the whole Earth's. I become President of Earth, not America. Yes, Earth is one nation in the future. 

[Thulas]

Banned for not fighting against evil, evil terrorists anymore.

[nonusnomeni]

We, Emperor of the Universe

 

shall Bann thee

[Thulas]

"Ban" with only one "n". Banned for mispelling.

[Guest]

Banned for irony. It's misspelling. 

[Thulas]

Banned for not recognizing that as intentioned.

[Guest]

Banned for backpedaling.

[Thulas]

Banned for no pedaling at all.

[Guest]

Banned because I can't ride a bike. Too large for one. One of the disadvantages of being 40-feet tall.

[Thulas]

Banned for not being 40-feet long...never...mind.

[Guest]

Banned because that's something I'd expect Marina or Titanic to say.

[Thulas]

Banned for not asking Titanic to go out on a date, so that you can show her that...thing.

[Guest]

Banned because I did, you just don't remember (which is probably best).

[Thulas]

Banned for not having payed your mind-support yet. If you asked her out, there is no way she didn't got mind-impregnated by you.

[Guest]

Banned because just because you haven't figured it out, doesn't mean there isn't a way. 

[Thulas]

Banned because it's a law of nature. Objects fall down, matter is idly and Titanic gets mind-impregnated on her dates (those which doesn't include cash).