[S.S] Being a Badass is so worth it
Balgruuf The Greater
And the Giant?
Aria Bal
Dead
Balgruuf The Greater
What about the Horde of Undead at--
Aria Bal
D to the A to the E and then the D, DEAD!
Ugh, dead again I mean
Balgruuf The Greater
Then you have done me a good deed friend
Aria Bal
Ah please, all I did was kill like 20 guys and some giants, and some giant's Mammoths, then there was that odd Sabercat and Wolf pack that would attack me on my way over here then, oh then theirs the stupid Giant Mudcrab that thought, you know what nevermind.
Balgruuf The Greater
Yes, well the amount of each of these bounties comes down to, let me see here. 8000 gold
Aria Bal
Wow, 8000 gold
Balgruuf The Greater
You have earned you reward friend
Aria Bal
So, how does one carry all those 8,000 tiny little bits of metal around and not become over-encumbered? Heck where do you guys even store all your coin?
Balgruuf The Greater
We have a Vault
Aria Bal
Ah, that makes sense
Balgruuf The Greater
Good day friend
Aria Bal
Yeah see yeah Jarl Baling
Proventus Avenicci
How may I help you Citizen?
Asea The Hunter
I'm here for the bounty on the Hunter's Rest Thieves
Proventus Avenicci
The Bounty on the Hunter's Rest Thieves? I'm sorry Citizen, I do not think thats within our hold. That would be Falkreath Hold's Bounty, not ours I'm afraid
Asea The Hunter
WHAT! I walked all the way over here for nothing! Fuck!
Phoenixa Bal
How'd the Job go Ari?
Aria Bal
Oh you know, I killed stuff got paid. Maybe it will get me laid later on?
Phoenixa Bal
Funny, but well maybe it will lets see how it goes
Aria Bal
Hah, good thing I rented us a bedroom then isn't it?
Phoenixa Bal
It is, did you um... get me anything?
Aria Bal
Matter of fact, I did get you something
Phoenixa Bal
What is it?
Aria Bal
It's a surprise
Phoenixa Bal
Oh?
Aria Bal
Yep, your gonna have me to make spill my guts to get it from me
Phoenixa Bal
Like In the bedroom right?
Aria Bal
Yeah, I mean in the bedroom Babe
Phoenixa Bal
Hah, your so dead
Aria Bal
Good to know
Phoenixa Bal
I was feeling sleepy anyway, it's a long walk from here to Riften Ari. I might need to be carried
Aria Bal
I could give you a pig back back home?
Phoenixa Bal
Funny, come on I bought some stuff to play with before bed time
Aria Bal
Oh? Hah and I Love you too
Asea The Hunter
Hmm, it is getting late.
Asea The Hunter
And I'm hungry
To be continued in "The Mystery Shack"
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