[S:S] The Mysterious Shack
Dovakini
Oooh, I wonder whats in here?
Dovakini
Hello, anyone home?
Asea The Hunter
Hey! Who are you, and what are you doing here?
Dovakini
Hello friend, I'm just looking around is all
Asea The Hunter
This is private land, you'll have to leave at once or face my blade!
Dovakini
Please, there is no need for violence, I'm just curious is all. It's been a long day of traveling and I saw your nice little shack and thought I'd check it out
Asea The Hunter
So... your what, lost?
Dovakini
Yes in a way, you see I'm on my way to Whiterun but I saw a bunny and chased it though the forest, annnd now I can't seem to find my way back onto the road. Perhaps you could give me directions yes?
Asea The Hunter
Oh? Yes, yes of course friend, come in a thousand pardons for my rudeness earlier I do not get many guests these days you see and its been a long day for me as well. I'm Asea, I hunt in this forest and you are friend?
Dovakini
I'm the Dragonborn, you know the Hero of Skyrim, Half Dragon Half Nord?
Asea The Hunter
By the divines the Dragonborn, in my home! I'm so humbled you came across my hut Dragonborn, if I may be of service to you please ask oh and please forgive this mess, if I had known I'd have cleaned up of course.
Dovakini
Well your alright friend, I know how it is. Now, I did kill a few bears back out there, could I use your tanning rack?
Asea The Hunter
Why of course, be my guest. My home is yours friend
Dovakini
Thank you friend, however so kind of you.
Asea The Hunter
It's my honor to have such a famous hero in my home
Dovakini
Thank you
Asea The Hunter
Well, if you need anything else, just ask. I'm at your service, ohh and I've got some items you may be interested in buying
Dovakini
Hmm, what kind of things do you have for sale?
Asea The Hunter
Typical hunting gear, bows, arrows that short of thing. Plenty of meat and hide too if your looking to make more leather?
Dovakini
That would be super handy, how much you want for your hides?
Asea The Hunter
Oh for a Hero like you, please they are yours, free, on the house. As they say
Dovakini
You are very kind friend, but I must refuse, allow me to pay you for them.
Asea The Hunter
My my you are too are a Saint. Very well, 50 gold and they are all yours
Dovakini
Deal, I'll pay you in just a moment friend, almost got it
Asea The Hunter
There is no need to hurry yourself, a fine Warrior like yourself should not strain otherwise you could pull a muscle
Dovakini
A fair point
Asea The Hunter
Tell me ever so great Dragonborn, where are you from?
Dovakini
Whiterun, well I'm not from anywhere really, just kind of travel from place to place. I used to be an adventure before I discovered I was part Dragon
Asea The Hunter
I see, so no one to go home to? No husband nor wife, parents, friends?
Dovakini
Afraid not
Asea The Hunter
Good to know
Dovakini
Wh-
Dovakini
Gods.. my head, how much did I drink last night?
Asea The Hunter
Ah, your awake. Good
Dovakini
Asea? Oh gods, whats going on here?
Asea The Hunter
What's going on friend is that you look delicious and I'm starving
Dovakini
Delicious, starving... wait a minute!
Asea The Hunter
Yes, quite right I am--
Dovakini
I knew it! Your a fan of mine and now you've decided your gonna keep me down here in your cellar because you love me and are so devoted to me because I'm the Dragonborn of Legend. Don't worry this happens all the time to me
Asea The Cannibal
All the time, really? Wait, no forget it because I'm afraid your wrong, you see I'm going to eat you, I'm going to cut you up and cook you, then after your meat is so tender shall I eat you.
Dovakini
Eat me, Gods... you fan girls really do have some wild imaginations don't you, but as your Hero and role model I owe it to you to show you my love, so just this one small time I'm going to allow you to do it for a while.
Asea The Cannibal
You submit to me? You really think I'll fool for it, I know your no Dragonborn. The High Queen is the Dragonborn of Legend and your not her, so you clearly think you tricking people and taking coin or your so in-love with her that you want to become her, am I right fraud?
Dovakini
In-love with her? I AM HER, what are you going on about Asea?
Asea The Cannibal
Enough with the stalling, your lucky I'm keeping you alive for now. Need to fatten you up a little your all skin and bones at the moment, not a lot of flesh to eat
Dovakini
I am NOT! I train for 10 hours a day, I.. ugh exercise in other ways to keep in shape, am I not the perfect definition of health?
Asea The Cannibal
I guess, I mean Skyrim's a harsh place you gotta be tough to survive it. But... your dragging on again. Just know, if you try to escape I'll cut off your legs and eat them first, oh and dont worry about dying from blood loss I've done this before. So your going to be a good meat bag and keep quiet, besides no one can hear from all the way down here.
Dovakini
Yet again you insist on this whole weird role play game, very well but please hurry it up my legs are starting to tire and my arms are as well.
Asea The Cannibal
Hah, shame... oh well.
Dovakini
Oh well?
Asea The Cannibal
Yeah, oh well. Your staying down here for a very long time meat. I'm going to savior you, such a pretty dumb thing does not come though my doors this often. I normally have to eat strays who linger from the road like yourself, but noting has ever been as quite as appealing as you are.
Dovakini
Ah, I see. Not very good at this role play game are we?
Asea The Cannibal
Nerima give me strength!
Dovakini
Whose Nerima?
Asea The Cannibal
Do you know nothing? She is my God, she is the one who helped me learn of my hunger for flesh. I am her loyal follower. Now, be silent or I'll cut out your tongue and eat it
Dovakini
Oh, well okay then.
Asea The Cannibal
My Lady, I have a great offer for you.
Nerima The Lady of Decay
Yes my child, what is it you have brought me?
Asea The Cannibal
A false pretender, she claims to have the Dragons Blood.
Nerima The Lady of Decay
Hmm... yes, I know of this one.
Asea The Cannibal
My Lady, is she worthy not enough?
Nerima The Lady of Decay
She is, indeed. Bring her to my Sanctum, I will host a great feast and she will be the main course. I have plans for her
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