Rage of the Northman part 1
Prafect Ragnar Long-Prick has just finished his service in the legion, he has went to meet his Childhood sweet heart, Charlotte
Charlotte Ragnar ? are you finally done with your service ?
Ragnar : yes my dear, with the money i purchased a home, a horse, and a forge,
Charlotte : your finally going to settle down and become a blacksmith ?
Ragnar : yes, but i their is one thing i don't have.
Charlotte : and what is that ?
Ragnar : will you marry me ?
Charlotte : Yes!
Next Week
Maramal : do you take this man as your Husband ?
Charllotte : i do
Maramel : and do you take this woman as your wife ?
Ragnar : i Do.
Maramal : with the Power vested in me by Mara i pronounce you married
a few days later
Ragnar : i know its small, but its ours,
Charlotte : i love it,
Ragnar : Now lets consummate the marriage!
Charlotte : wow, now i know why they call you "Long-Prick"
Ragnar : i love you
Charlotte : i love you too.
The Next Day Ragnar starts to work in his forge Smiting a dozen of swords within the 1st week*
Charlotte : how things going at the forge ?
Ragnar : Good, im going to sell the swords to the Khajiit caravan"
Charlotte : are you sure that is a good idea ?
Ragnar : the Companions have Greymane, and the City guard has the stewards Daughter, and i highly doubt they want to sell a Competitors Wares
Charlotte : i suppose your right...
Charlotte : anyway, i want to polish your "Sword"
Ragnar : then here it is.
the Next day
Kajiit : This ones Tent is not set up yet, but i will still do business with you.
Ragnar : let me get the crate.
after the exchange ragnar goes home and goes to bed, however he is hit in the back of the head and wokens in the middle of the night, restrained and gagged, to Imperial Legionaries are in his house
Ragnar : Mmhhph (what in Oblivion is going on?)
Imperial 1 : you shouldn't of sold those swords to that Cat
Imperial 2 : those Swords ended up in the hands of Brigands, those brigands killed our squad"
One of the Imperials begin to rape Charlotte
Charlotte : No! Stop! take it out!
the Imperial then starts to Force her to blow him
Imperial : this should keep you quiet.
Ragnar : AAAARRRRGGGG!!!!!!!
Ragnar breaks his binds and grabs hos Axe
Ragnar Kills both of the imperials
Charlotte (sobbing) : please forgive me! i didn't want to have sex with him!
Ragnar : no i am sorry, i failed to protect you.
Ragnar : i will Kill all of these Imperial Bastards,
Charlotte : you what ?
Ragnar : i will join the Jarl of Windhelm, in his War.
Charlotte : but...
Ragnar : They broke into our House!, they Raped you! they Cuckolded Me! i will not stand by! i wasted 10 years of my Live in the Legion! and this how they Repay me ? i swear to Talos i will stop at nothing until they and their Thalmor Overlords are Driven out Skyrim!
Charlotte : but what about me ? what about us ?
Ragnar : , but just in case more of those bastards shows up i will forge you a protective Chastity belt.
Charlotte : are you serious ?
Ragnar : i will visit as often as possible, i will keep the Key on me, but in the case of my demise you can find a copy of the key in the Oak in the yard. but do not touch it unless you have received notice of my death.
Charlotte : *sigh* okay honey"
Ragnar : enough of this talk for now, we need to clean this mess up.
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