Did you ever get a daft idea into your head? One that you couldn't get rid of? This was one of those occasions.

The Great Man seems suitably unimpressed

I sort of feel like, in-game, I should follow this up by punching him on the nose, or something. Because this really, really ought to start a fight.

(Sing it to the tune of "Deck The Halls": Ulf-ric Storm-cloak is-a wan-ker, nana nana naa, na, na, na, nah!)

Then again, the amount of havoc I've caused in terms of console commands, suppressed AI and Jaxonz Positioner, I'm probably just going to reload this anyway. In fact, what the hell, if I'm going to reload, I may as well punch him anyway

(No, I will not give equal time to the Stormcloaks by doing one about Gen. Tullius).