Storm: I've finished that task in Markarth
Aela: I gave that to you 2 hours ago! How are you back this soon?
Storm: I'd be back sooner but I fucking hate getting 'round Markarth, you got any more work for me?
Aela: I do, but Skjor wants to see you first.
Storm: Aela said you wanted to see me.
Skjor: How'd you get back so fast? You only left for that mission 2 hours ago
Storm: Through the magic of coc
Skjor: What?
Storm: You wanted to see me.
Skjor: I do, but meet me tonight at the skyforge
Storm: I know I'm sexy, but I don't think Eorland would approve of us doing that at his forge.
Skjor: What? No! It's just to induct you into the circle, Aela will be there as well.
Storm: How adventurous of you.
Skjor: Just meet me there tonight woman!
Storm: Well I'm here, where's Aela?
Skjor: She's in the underforge
Storm: Ah, I finally get to see the famed underforge
Skjor: Jorrvaskr is the oldest buil- wait you already know of the underforge?
Storm: Uh, yeah? I'm immortal and archmage of about 5 different mages guilds.
Skjor: Well there goes all the mystery of the companions
Storm: Yeah if you read enough books and bribe, threaten or fuck enough people you cna find out just about anything
Skjor: I did not need to know any of that, anyway in you go Aela's waiting.
Storm: I am not okay with this
Skjor: with what?
Storm: you may be into bestiality Skjor but I'm not I thought Aela was going to be involved in this little fling
Skjor: It's not what you think it is
Storm: Heh, I know it isn't I was just messing with your
Skjor: by Ysmir you're as bad as Cris was rumored to be 200 years ago
Storm: Anyway lets do this!
Skjor: alright drink this
Storm: If I throw up I'm aiming at you.

1 werewolf rampage later

Storm: Holy shit why am I naked?
Aela: because you where a werewolf
Storm: also did my tits get bigger?
Aela: Your entire body changed, it happened to me as well
Storm: Great now I can't wear my old clothes and armour
Aela: Don't worry here's some wolf armour
Storm: At least it fits
Aela: Anyway There's a Silver Hand stronghold over there, we're to wipe them all out, Skjor went in ahead of us
Storm: So he's dead then.
Aela: We can't know that, don't be defeatist.
Aela: The cowards must have locked it after Skjor charged in.
Storm: Well lets see if I managed to find a cure for my own curse
Aela: So you'll be using magic then?
Storm: Of course.
Aela: Don't hit me with it then.

Aela: I can't believe they killed Skjor
Storm: I told you so, but outside of his death we have a more immediate problem.
Aela: What is it?
Storm: Becoming a werewolf didn't work, my curse is still active and I need someone to fuck
Aela: ...Fine, I'll do it hopefully this won't take long.
Storm: With the two spells I used it most likely will
Aela: fuck me
Storm: I intend to.

Half and hour later.
Aela: Holy shit, that was intense
Storm: Well I feel better now
Aela: Is it like that every time you use magic?
Storm: Only for the most powerful spells
Aela: But why did you only use magic near the end?
Storm: Force of habit, I've gotten used to using weapons and the Thu'um
Aela: Very well, now lets talk about avenging Skjor
Storm: You want me to start killing the Silver Hand, for that half hour just point me in a direction and I'll kill everyone of them that get in my way
Aela: Good.