Storm: I finished that job with Nazeem
Farkas: Good, how badly did you injure him?
Storm: He'll be able to walk again in a few weeks, can't say anything about his mental health though
Farkas: That's fine, here's your payment.
Storm: Thanks I'll go find some more work then.
Storm: I'm looking for some work, got anything for me?
Aela: No, Skjor was looking for you earlier and it's wise not to anger him
Storm: Fine I'll go talk to him.
Storm: Aela said you where looking for me
Skjor: Yes I was, a fragment of Wuuthrad has been found
Storm: And this concerns me how?
Skjor: I thought it would be a good opportunity for your initiation, take Farkas with you and try not to get him killed.
Storm: Skjor said you where to be my shield brother
Farkas: I know, searching for a fragment of Wuuthrad
Storm: We need to do some things first.
Farkas: Where are we?
Storm: My home, we're here to get two more people to help us
Farkas: Why? It should be fine with just the two of us
Storm: Skjor told me to keep you alive, it's easier to do that with help.
Storm: Garm it's time for walkies
Farkas: He's one of the "people" that's supposed to help us?
Storm: He's probably smarter than you *to Garm* who's a smart boy? You are!
Garm: Bark!
Farkas: Give me strength
Storm: Mjoll, I need your help
Farkas: At least she's a person
Mjoll: Sure, I was getting bored doing nothing but train.
Storm: Then we're off to Dustman's Cairn.
Farkas: We're here, should be easy enough to get through this with the 4 of us
Storm: Aye, we've been through enough of these tombs to know how they work.
Storm: See? I told this would be easy and at least you're still alive
Farkas: For now, but you're killing everything big so quickly that all we get are the scraps.
Farkas: You're not very smart for an archmage
Storm: It was necessary for me to get trapped in order to advance the plot, I could have TCL'd through the gate but that fucks progression
Farkas: What are you talking about?
Storm: Nevermind go find the other lever through that gate that opened up when I got trapped here.
Farkas: Fine.
Silver Hand: Stop right there, we're here to kill you
Storm: Cue scripted event

Storm: Oh teh noes a werewolf, I'm sooooo scared
Mjoll: Storm did you know he was a werewolf?
Storm: Of course, the entire circle are.
Farkas: Not even going to ask me about my transformation?
Storm: Nope
Farkas: You're not even a tiny bit curious?
Storm: Nope
Farkas:...You knew I was a werewolf before I transformed didn't you?
Storm: Yep
Farkas:...Lest just continue.
Farkas: Well with them dead lets find the key
Mjoll: No need, we found it while you and Garm where still trying to kill that draugr deathlord.
Storm: Yeah it looked like Garm was doing more damage than you where, shoulda stayed as a werewolf.

One massive fight later
Storm: Well that was easy
Farkas: For you maybe, not all of us can slow down time
Storm: Stop complaining about it, I have to use every advantage I can get in fights like that.
Kodlak: We're here to wel- hang on where's Farkas?
Storm: Poor lad's tired, so he might be a bit slow getting here

Kodlak: Well now that all of us are here let us begin.
Storm: and cue the twat at the keyboard skipping over this bit

10 minutes of useless chatter later
Kodlak: And with that we welcome our new shield sister
Storm: and what did I say
Kodlak: Even though she might be going insane
Storm: Hey! That was uncalled for!