Before Christmas everyone in my department decided to give our boss (the grocery manager) a Christmas present after what he said he was going to give anyone he got for secret Santa (the secret Santa was optional) so everyone in grocery (me included) chipped in for his Christmas present, what did we get him you ask? Well we got him 3 things; the first was a dildo (which is what he said he'd give whoever he got for the secret Santa) but we also got him cock shaped chocolate and a teeney tiny buttplug. Of course my boss is the only manager we can do this with since the store and checkout managers both have children and the fresh/produce/bakery manager is a dick and would probably sack us all.