Would have been impressed if Pris didn't get her way in the end?

"enchanted buttplug" I absolutely in no way shape or form have a few entries dedicated to an enchanted buttplug planned out. ?

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Fair Warning, this Chapter is almost pure Naughty

Overall another fun one, and whenever you of all people say something is naughty I know I wont be disappointed?

8 minutes ago, yorpers said:

"enchanted buttplug" I absolutely in no way shape or form have a few entries dedicated to an enchanted buttplug planned out. ?

uuuh I'm looking forward to this Chapter ?

8 minutes ago, yorpers said:

Would have been impressed if Pris didn't get her way in the end?

You know, she almost didn't before I realized.. The Dude who made this purple Dude is her "Uncle" and could smite him with a Snap of his Fingers.. And Pris is never too shy to blackmail her way into someones Pants ?

10 minutes ago, yorpers said:

Overall another fun one, and whenever you of all people say something is naughty I know I wont be disappointed?

Thank you, but I still consider myself as a pure Angel made of nothing but Innocence and shiny things

5 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

uuuh I'm looking forward to this Chapter ?

Won't be too far away?

8 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

but I still consider myself as a pure Angel made of nothing but Innocence and shiny things

As is everyone else on this site, bless you all, you beautiful angelic bastards?

Hmmm... If the readhaired owner of that purple battering-ram is a Djinn, then he probably has a lamp of sorts. Now, imagine what would happen, if Pris got her hands on that thing. Old DB and P.'s new summonable "friend" together might just be enough to send even her into Ecstasy-Lala-Land. Like what the good Mr. Fluffles did with Lydia not too long ago.?

8 minutes ago, HM1919 said:

Hmmm... If the readhaired owner of that purple battering-ram is a Djinn, then he probably has a lamp of sorts.

Mhm   ?

8 minutes ago, HM1919 said:

if Pris got her hands on that thing. Old DB and P.'s new summonable "friend" together might just be enough to send even her into Ecstasy-Lala-Land. Like what the good Mr. Fluffles did with Lydia not too long ago.?

By Maras voluptuous Hips, that would make her the happiest Succubus ever ?

But would make this already over powered Group unstoppable. Imagine our  vicious Succubi comes along and the only thing Pris needs to defeat her is wishing her away.. Ok she might rather wish her to become uncontrollable Horny and have her way with her all day but still ? would defeat the whole

holding Seku back all this Time "Strategy" I have.. Combine Seku, Djinn, the 2 Succubi and a Endgame Dragonborn and even Alduin would shit himself ?

Note to myself: Make a Dragon shit himself..

21 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

But would make this already over powered Group unstoppable.

I can see your point there.

Still, one could work around this by

a.) Making this a quest-reward for our dear Pris that she might(!) recieve at the end of a major story-arc. I bet such a prospect would help her stay focused.?

AND

b.)  Making that "reward" a version of the Djinn-Lamp that allows her to summon a "Djinn" with all of the naughty prowess but without the wish-granting powers. 

Of course, it would be very unwise to give her anything like that as long as she's needed for anything at any point within the next 3 in-universe month or so...?

p.s. Don't take this too seriously. I am just thinking out loud here.?

21 minutes ago, HM1919 said:

I can see your point there.

Still, one could work around this by

a.) Making this a quest-reward for our dear Pris that she might(!) recieve at the end of a major story-arc. I bet such a prospect would help her stay focused.?

AND

b.)  Making that "reward" a version of the Djinn-Lamp that allows her to summon a "Djinn" with all of the naughty prowess but without the wish-granting powers. 

 

Of course, it would be very unwise to give her anything like that as long as she's needed for anything at any point within the next 3 in-universe month or so...?

 

 

 

3 Months? Dude, give her a Toy like that and you see her never again ? Women will be humping that Thing till the second coming of Talos and beyond ?

24 minutes ago, HM1919 said:

p.s. Don't take this too seriously. I am just thinking out loud here.?

I know ? Can't blame you, I too imagine things similar like that from time to time. hardest Part is not to do those Things.. Unless I do ?

(See the Vampire thing. I mean.. Really I should either not do it or make the whole thing Permanent for at least a few more Chapters ?)

But I will see to it that we haven't seen the last of our dear purple Friend. I mean, we still don't know which Djinn he is do we? He might be the friendly one.. But also could be..

50 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

3 Months? Dude, give her a Toy like that and you see her never again ? Women will be humping that Thing till the second coming of Talos and beyond ?

Well... Yeah, I am sure she would like to do just that. ?

But I am also quite certain that her sisters would want to "try that thing" for themselves. And something tells me that they would not take "NO! DON'T TOUCH! AND GO AWAY!" for an answer.

Much plotting and sisterly scheming later poor Pris would likely find herself bound by unbreakable chains and a certain Djinn would be begging for mercy or at least a 5 minutes break.

Ok, I will stop here before I end up imagining an entire story-arc full of Pris-and-Djinn-shenanigans. So anyways, here's an extra Thumbs-up for the continued entertainment. ?

p.s. NOOOOO, not the dreaded Parrot-Djinn!! That's too much!!!

19 minutes ago, HM1919 said:

Much plotting and sisterly scheming later poor Pris would likely find herself bound by unbreakable chains and a certain Djinn would be begging for mercy or at least a 5 minutes break.

Now THAT is an Idea I would love to do sometime ?

20 minutes ago, HM1919 said:

Ok, I will stop here before I end up imagining an entire story-arc full of Pris-and-Djinn-shenanigans. So anyways, here's an extra Thumbs-up for the continued entertainment. ?

Yeah, I do best take a Break myself before I transform the next Chapter into an" What If " ? Chad knows I already spend too much Time making and "loosely planing" them ?

Thanks for the Double and:

22 minutes ago, HM1919 said:

p.s. NOOOOO, not the dreaded Parrot-Djinn!! That's too much!!!

Oh yes and his dark Magic will turn every Women in Skyrim into crawling Bimbos and the Men will be reduced to nothing but their Weenie

We call that Skyrim: The dark Fuckening and the only one who could help us is a dickless Teddy Bear and an ever horny Succubus ? And of course the Betaborn who's almost everytime a Side Character in his own freaking Story.. Sorry Bro Tits are just more interesting to watch ?

3 hours ago, HM1919 said:

Hmmm... If the readhaired owner of that purple battering-ram is a Djinn, then he probably has a lamp of sorts. Now, imagine what would happen, if Pris got her hands on that thing.

No, Genies don't live in lamps, those are cramped and get terribly hot during the summer.
They occasionally have the misfortune to end up imprisoned in lamps by conjurers and if you let them out are obligated to give you something in return for their freedom. Usually that will be a wish. (Be very careful though, know your Genies. A Djinn is usually benevolent and will grant the wish the way you meant it (they might misunderstand though, not all Genies are wise and bright ... they got some pretty dim lights among their ranks too. ^^ An Efreet however will do his best to twist your wish as much as he can.* Daos and Marids ... vary.)
Now having your whole discussion made pretty much obsolete, lets put Mr. more likely an Efreet anyway behind us.

Anyway ... I thought for a moment Pris was going to start and cry ... or pull out some summoned sword and run him through. ?

So Dicky-Pooh is to stay? Like really? I admit he seems to have some admirable moral standards and would make a good voice of reason ... though that job is already filled and if you replace Enyo I will be exceedingly mad at you. Function aside, I thought you consider the group to large as is. Can't get enough, can you? And weren't you complaining not to long ago what a pain he is to pose? A gluton and a masochist then, what a terrible combination. ?

Lot's of naughty indeed, want a challenge? Try a chapter of mostly funny, without it getting absurd or over the top or ending in naughty. ? I would be most impressed if you can pull that off. Might displease a large part of your audience though, not sure, so perhaps you better pass. ^^





*As a DM I've twisted many, many wishes in sometimes pretty creative ways in the past 30 something years ... it's an art form really. ?

> I like your blog from the start, and please, don't take me wrong fo what I am about to say: I know that teddy bear has important role in your story but it doesn't belong there if you ask me, but that's just my subjective opinion. TB annoys me and whenever I see it, I skip the scene. I hope you didn't get offended for it wasn't my intention at all.

13 hours ago, Talesien said:

lamps, those are cramped and get terribly hot during the summer.

I can believe that. While hot summers may not be much of a concern in Skyrim I would expect Purple Djinn's lamp to be glowing cherry-red within moments once Pris starts rubbing it. I mean: She can be quite horny at times and being patient during such moments would likely not be on her To-Do-List. Which means our Djinn-friend would end up being on fire every time he's called upon. That sounds mildly problematic.?

13 hours ago, Talesien said:

*As a DM I've twisted many, many wishes in sometimes pretty creative ways in the past 30 something years ... it's an art form really. ?

Then maybe, just maybe, stop blaming poor, guiltless Efreets for your misdeeds and admit, that you are simply one of the many avatars of the most vengeful and petty entity known in D&D: the enigmatic being only known as "DM" (or possibly "GM").  But since your players seemingly haven't lynched you (yet), I guess it's not too bad. Or there aren't too many Efreets in your game that you could shift the blame on. Or your players have the patience of saints... Something like that. Possibly.?

7 hours ago, Talesien said:

Now having your whole discussion made pretty much obsolete, lets put Mr. more likely an Efreet anyway behind us.

7 hours ago, Talesien said:

So Dicky-Pooh is to stay? Like really? I admit he seems to have some admirable moral standards and would make a good voice of reason ... though that job is already filled and if you replace Enyo I will be exceedingly mad at you. Function aside, I thought you consider the group to large as is. Can't get enough, can you? And weren't you complaining not to long ago what a pain he is to pose? A gluton and a masochist then, what a terrible combination. ?

About that:
I need him for some important stuff right now. Specifically something I've been trying to do for a few Chapters now ? But he not gonna be a permanent Addition to the group (Also it would be too boring to let Pris roam almost alone around the other World. Seku didn't count until now ?.) About Enyo: neeeever ever would I replace HER with a Dickless Bear! xD Or anything for that matter. And I'm already planing the Group Reduction to it's original Size and members (4) plus Seku. ? Otherwise I end up with the Fellowship of the Cockring and I don't want that either.

Lydia, Enyo, Pris, DB plus Seku. That's the Future Group I'm planing. Kitten, Deer and Elf will be made a Side Character popping up and leaving as I need them Which I originally planed but couldn't do since I run myself against one Wall to another x__X . At the very least I am not far away from finally breaking most of them

7 hours ago, Talesien said:

Lot's of naughty indeed, want a challenge? Try a chapter of mostly funny, without it getting absurd or over the top or ending in naughty. ? I would be most impressed if you can pull that off. Might displease a large part of your audience though, not sure, so perhaps you better pass. ^^

Mhm... Could be interesting to do.. I could try it someday ? Real challenge would be to do it with one of the Succubus

5 hours ago, Evaloves4 said:

TB annoys me and whenever I see it, I skip the scene. I hope you didn't get offended for it

Don't worry, I don't get offended by someone not liking specific Parts of a Chapter. It's a given not to like everything and skip stuff from time to Time. I do that too with Movies ^^ But you miss out on a few Storyelements, hope you won't get too confused at the End of this Arc. ?

5 hours ago, Gukahn said:

Mhm... Could be interesting to do.. I could try it someday ? Real challenge would be to do it with one of the Succubus

Ok, my vote is for Enyo then, not only do I like her, but she seems the most serious of the bunch (if we disregard Kali perhaps), increases the challenge. ^^

4 minutes ago, Talesien said:

Ok, my vote is for Enyo then, not only do I like her, but she seems the most serious of the bunch (if we disregard Kali perhaps), increases the challenge. ^^

I'm Game, but it will take until Pris is back from her Trip. Right now I'm in the middle of doing the long awaited second Enyo Chapter. Can't see much opportunity here to make it funny ?

6 hours ago, HM1919 said:

But since your players seemingly haven't lynched you (yet), I guess it's not too bad. Or there aren't too many Efreets in your game that you could shift the blame on. Or your players have the patience of saints... Something like that. Possibly.?

As stated it's an art form, part of the art is not to overdo it. Lure them into a false sense of security. If they badly word their first wish, twist a just a little, so they consider it their own fault. (Which in all honesty it is if the word a wish badly. i.e. make it easy to misunderstand the intend). Then let them get away with a few well worded ones (patience is key, even if it takes more than one campaign). Then, when they believe they got it all figured out, hit 'em HARD! ^^
Of course there are times when players are just begging for it. Like that one time a certain paladin tried to have one wish: A.) Restore the body of a disintegrated group member. B.) Revive that said group member and to top it off. C.) Have his destroyed magical Helmet restored. (Rules wise A and B already require one wish each (unless you are a god ... wishes have the odd tendency to scale in what they can do with the power of whoever makes that wish [not who grants it mind you]), though if you got the body back there are less extreme ways to resurrect someone than using a wish.)
Anyway, he got his wish, kinda ... he got the body back, got his helm repaired and said group member was alive again ... as a sentient magical helmet. Now, ain't I generous?

22 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

I'm Game, but it will take until Pris is back from her Trip. Right now I'm in the middle of doing the long awaited second Enyo Chapter. Can't see much opportunity here to make it funny ?

That's fine, take your time, prepare yourself, breathe ... ^^

5 hours ago, Talesien said:

Anyway, he got his wish, kinda ... he got the body back, got his helm repaired and said group member was alive again ... as a sentient magical helmet. Now, ain't I generous?

 

Kinda. I guess. Now if they just find a way to re-animate that body a la Frankenstein they should be good to go. Just take your new "Frankenstein"-Buddy, put the now sentient Helmet on his/her head, let it (the helmet) somewhat control the body and there you go... Perhaps not perfect but good enough for some adventuring. ?

Bonuspoints if the helmet falls off on occasion and "Frankenstein" (and the Party) then has to search though the underbrush in order to find it again. Preferably before it is found and dragged away by some enterprising nightly critter.

Errr... I think I would be a horrible DM.?

5 hours ago, HM1919 said:

Errr... I think I would make a horrible DM.?

Actually, that's not a bad start.

The group did even better though, they found a way to allow the 'spirit' from the helmet to 'possess' the body (which technically means he possesses himself. ^^) Only real drawback was that every dispel magic (as well as anti-magic shells or dead magic areas) would de-possess the body and 'banish' the spirit back into the helmet. Not to bad a drawback, but occasionally annoying nonetheless. Not to mention it triggered some alarms in various temples, etc.

Nice work

8 hours ago, Agent Tex said:

Nice work

Thank you ?