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SexDwarf2250

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Legal disclaimer addendum: Please ensure your Bae-Bot(tm) is optimally charged. Low charges dump the inhibition modules first (p. 145), and LoveTek Inc takes no responsibility, legal or otherwise, for public acts against nature, indecency, career-damaging displays and other results of poor maintenance. High charges stimulate your Bae-Bot (tm), and burn-out in the dependency module (p.199) may result in addictive tics, public masturbation, mild to extreme nymphomania and other unexpected behaviour. Last but not least, LoveTek takes no responsility for attempted intercourse during the charging phase. "Rubbers" are not an acceptable insulating material for your penis. Please avoid contact during the charge, and remember to use it to reinforce behaviour. Thank you for being a valued customer.

 

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On 1/18/2022 at 10:44 PM, zelphador23 said:

Is it weird I want a Bae-Bot? Or be one...either way.

 

Would you come with manual and labels? "To turn the unit on, press here. If necessary, pull there..."

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Just now, SexDwarf2250 said:

 

Would you come with manual and labels? "To turn the unit on, press here. If necessary, pull there..."

I have many "on" switches lol.

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