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In which settlers are unexpectedly pleased.



An Emigration Offices PSA: We encourage any citizens in the "overflow population" brackets to consider a voluntary resettlement to New Horizon. This will incur a 25% reduction in your indentured servitude obligation. Rumors of living "shadows in the walls'' spread by New Horizon settlers have been linked to resistance cells and groundless fear mongering. This is also the case for any baseless rumors that the planet shifts out of phase and vanishes periodically, that unexplained pregnancies spike during these times, or that the pregnant settlers are taken by the Ministry of Progress for study. Do your duty - volunteer today!



Edited by SexDwarf2250

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