Elrindir

Ah it's you again. I hope your here for a quiet drink today

Aria Bal

Of course I am Elrindir, why else would I come here?

Elrindir

Hmm, good. Just do not start any fights!

Aria Bal

Ohhh yeah shit my bad

Elrindir

I sent you the bill for the damages you and your Orc friend caused

Aria Bal

And... it will be paid. You have my word, again sorry about that

Elrindir

Well, you are a loyal customer I suppose I can allow you to drink here

Aria Bal

Thanks, one Honningbrew mead please in a cup

Elrindir

I'll have it ready in just a moment, please have a seat Misses Bal

Aria Bal

Thanks Elrindir

Elrindir

Well, us Elves have to stick together

Aria Bal

We sure do

Elrindir

What are you doing?

Aria Bal

Waving

Elrindir

To whom?

Aria Bal

Nevermind who, I'll just be over here

Aria Bal

Gotta get comfy, I'm gonna be here a while

Aria Bal

Hmm?

Ms Heavy-Iron

Hello Aria

Aria Bal

Miss Heavy-Iron! Wow it has been too long hon

Ms Heavy-Iron

May I join you?

Aria Bal

Of course, come sit my friend

Ms Heavy-Iron

Thanks you

Aria Bal

So how are things?

Ms Heavy-Iron

Good, yeah very good

Aria Bal

I see, and how's the wife?

Ms Heavy-Iron

Wife?

Aria Bal

Yeah, your wife you know Satsuki?

Ms Heavy-Iron

Ohhh yes she is fine

Aria Bal

Still enjoying that dick?

Ms Heavy-Iron

Of course, I always dick

Aria Bal

Hah I remember the first time I learned how to conjure one of those. I tell you it makes sex even more fun, and hey if there is no one to fuck well you can fuck yourself... if that makes sense. Does it?

Ms Heavy-Iron

Um... yeah I guess

Aria Bal

Phe's not the biggest fan of it, I mean she does not mind it a little but it is still a new thing to her, so sooner or later she will be used to it.

Ms Heavy-Iron

I totally understood everything you just said

Aria Bal

Did you?

Ms Heavy-Iron

Yes, course I did

Aria Bal

Hmm, you look a little different did you change your hair?

Ms Heavy-Iron

No, I've always looked like this

Aria Bal

I see. So tell me, how much sex did you two have on your honeymoon I mean I know you are pretty plain when it comes to sex no offence Em but come on that thing has to spice up your sex life right?

Ms Heavy-Iron

Sure does

Aria Bal

I knew it! Come on tell me everything

Ms Heavy-Iron

Well, you know how dicks are Aria

Aria Bal

Oh yeah, I've had enough of them to last a life time, a mortal life time I guess

Ms Heavy-Iron

Oh, well how many?

Aria Bal

I mean Coldharbour is ruled by the powerful Daedra and I was a weak Daedra so I often was the plaything of my Master. We also have this thing called a Flesh Pitt. It sounds like a torture pit straight outta Mortal Kombat but it is not. That would be the Pitt of Flesh

Ms Heavy-Iron

I.. um, see

Aria Bal

So the weak are the ones who serve the powerful in the flesh pits. I often went there at my Masters command

Ms Heavy-Iron

Sounds fun